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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3598655/Liam-Neeson-63-unrecognisable-cuts-super-slim-figure-set-Felt.html I am very sorry to say ( and more so to link a Daily Mail article) The Big Man is not looking at all well. Ulster Fries all round.

I'm sure they're going to portray you as a thoroughly pleasant, upstanding human being. Still you can while sway the hours reading the letters of affectionate members of the public who respond to said interview. Hope you have a very long spoon Spade. Personally I wouldn't under any circumstances.

Wishing you a speedy & successful recovery Shaun - I take it you won't have another holiday in Belfast soon?

Didn't watch last night, but seen some of the photos still think the Duke of Edinburgh will go first he looks like death warmed up to be honest. I'm no Royalist and think they are pampered beyond belief but i agree it is cruel at times that the Queen and the Duke who are now both in there 90's have to spend hours at events that they have no interest in, in the freezing cold can't do there health any good, i certainly wouldn't want my 88 year old Grandma having to do some of the things the Queen has to do despite the fact she is in pretty good nick for her age. That leads to a good question: do the Queen's doctors ever advise her to give certain events on cold nights a miss? If so, she must be defying them. If not, are they sycophants? Do they genuinely believe she is still robust enough to handle her workload and the aforementioned cold nights? They obviously do, and she may be. I mean, it's not like the job involves much heavy lifting is it? She's carried most of the rest of 'em for the last 25 years.....

Not enough milk maids this year imo.

First time I've looked at Her Majesty and seriously considered the Duke of Edinburgh might outlast her. Poor old duck has a remarkably blank expression (Parkinson's?); normally all the equestrian displays would light up her face - not last night. Any other 90 year old subjected to a 14 hour working day and ye'd shout cruel.

Glad to have helped Sir Creep.

I suspect Lardy would Sir Creep....

Unless ofc you've been letting that Danny Dyer sit on yer face again - that would explain the symptoms too wouldn't it?

Let us know what the doc said Lardy - especially as you imply it's being going on for a while now. You really should go - rock up at A&E imo rather than wait for referrals etc.

I'm sure Carson will be onlt too pleased to help you Cat.

Moisturise, moisturise, moisturise....

Ah, Hollyoaks and Brookside. The two biggest piles of soap shit ever invented, even El Dorado was better than those two steaming piles of utter cockspaff. You say that with considerable authority Lardy.

Who failed to apply the stake post-mortem? Still, at least he isn't wibbling on about his Michael Jackson stories.

Hmm Terminator or Weasel? Who's the most effective Guardian from the Future?

OMG David Guest posting from beyond the grave

Dear Cat - I've passed your details to the BBC, come the sad day David Attenborough has to hand over the batton. I'm guessing you have your own Safari suit?

Hehe I see wot you do there Scraggy.

Do I get a Free Pen if I sign him up Scraggy?

*Cue the rousing chorus*

Returned to the Clay - 30th May (2016)

So both tiny fellas then? ​

Step away from the steroids Lardy. Chyna's death introduced me to some very worrying parts of the internet.

I'd prefer it if the obits start, 'The fashion world mourns...'

O-O She's 69 you know...