Youwanticewiththat

Wishing you all the best for your birthday - I echo Cat

Makes the "Will he or wont he" talk among film geeks about his impending century in 2013 look a bit foolish now! Happy birthday to him. Dead of Night is still highly recommended. Does it mention his pussy anywhere in it?

Nigella Lawson

Hilary Clinton? Zsa Zsa? Pudsey?

Well, a chance meeting with the chatty man appears to have raised his spirits! That's the sort of photo they release to families of kidnap victims. Smile for the camera Alan, or it gets the hose again or my rancid pus-filled cock (Part II).

A very pretty gurl at that.

I've heard he prefers the Cormorant.

Wot no Chris Rea or Barry Gibb? That's a shocker.

The Braille War & Peace

Every blind woman's dream.

And he types all that just with his eye movements.

So February boding to be as crapulous as January for the music world.

Jerry Lewis - points make prizes. Sadly probably a consolation one in my case.

Was that a typo for immoral?

In unrelated news, an unidentifide Australian motorist has intentionally run over and killed 17 kangaroos. Let's see what punishment is doled out should they be caught. http://news.sky.com/story/1634306/driver-deliberately-runs-over-17-kangaroos Probably Motorist of the Year.

Anyone want to hazard what the track list will be.....?

O Kid...now had you mentioned The Krankies, a garden hammock, and a tub of Lardy......

Attenborough - you in danger gurl.

When life gives you apples..make cider or a nice tarte Tatin. No wonder the chefs are topping themselves. Sorry to hear that Cat.

1.4.16 would have been a better publication date.

At least Vigoda had a website dedicated to him. Give her time, Abe has only just died, might take him a few more days to get a website dedicated to her. I wonder how long he will be updating us on her condition until she finally dies, i will give her another 5 years until April 2021, Zsa Zsa would be 104 then surely even Zsa Zsa couldn't go on longer than that. I say she'll go somewhere in late 2016/early 2017, before she turns 100. After all, her doctor did give her up to 2 years around a year ago when those deathbed photos surfaced. I forgot about the doctor giving her only 2 years to be honest, she might not be around as long as i thought though with Zsa Zsa anything is possible and according to the Prinz she is still in good health though i doubt that is true. Also as Zsa Zsa is only a year of been 100, it would be a shame if the old girl didn't make it and i want to see the party that Prinz is going to throw to celebrate her 100th Birthday, it would be a proper freak show. He'll have her legless..you mark my words!

Takes plastic a long time to decay..

Heartily agree with the first sentence - had the misfortune of seeing him in action with a young waitress - thankfully my boss at the time intervened on her behalf. Nasty cockjockey.

Cock Cancer.

No surprise failed to mention the poor little soul he fathered outside his marriage.