Youwanticewiththat

Zsa Zsa yet again......curious thing this 'life' of hers

I'm 'aving it Large..it'll probably be Zsa Zsa now but me fingers can't take the rsi anymore.

Still looks and sounds remarkably vital. Hope he can still appreciate a great pair of legs.

Happy Birthday Fergie!

SOMETIMES I HATE MY JOB. DEATH

Just Facebook in its' entirety for me

Come & live in our part of Kent Paul - Homer's an intellectual giant hereabouts, and a fine figure of a man to boot. We do a fine line in liver-failure yellow too.

Good change from the usual Room 101 stuff...It was probably intended (semi-consciously) to make people feel uncomfortable. It's definitely an internet-era coined word, coined by someone who batters their own about 50 times a day..... or did when he invented it. I'd be amazed if there's any record of it before 2000....... or even 2005 for that matter. There's many reasons why it makes you feel so grossed out but I don't wanna go into them, maybe someone else who does feel like being gross and is also thinking the same as me about it, will do so. ".It was probably intended (semi-consciously) to make people feel uncomfortable. It's definitely an internet-era coined word, coined by someone who batters their own about 50 times a day..... or did when he invented it. I'd be amazed if there's any record of it before 2000" Whit? You are taking the piss are you not, or just been very sheltered? http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball-peen_hammer That goes some way to making it more acceptable, ta ever so Charon. I think it's the faux-coyness of it that sticks in the throat (oo er missus etc.), like it should be presented on a doily or summat.

Can I just throw the term 'peen' in Room 101? It has neither the strength of the word 'cock' nor the accuracy of 'penis', and it makes me heave a little every time I read/hear it. Thank you.

I caught the interview with Mr Proctor on Radio 4 this morning. Leon Britain came to mind, mayhap erroneously, when he suggested the difficulty resolving historic abuse cases, especially vis. Dolphin Square, as the alleged perpetrators were 'dying off'.

So 16 years is about right for those crimes alone. Think I might send him a Palm Olive gift pack.

It could have been a hypoglycemic episode, which is a good indicator of diabetes. Diabetes would massively increase your chances of going on to develop problems with your eyes, heart and kidneys as well as heightening the possibility of an eventual diagnosis of pancreatic cancer, which would lead to your almost certain death. You might as well end it all now, Guest You know damn fine I have diabetes so stop trying to scare me And they say laughter is the best medicine.....

Bleuuuuugh

Am I a bad person for finding this post amusing? Solely because it was liked by "youwanticewiththat?" Please tell me you haven't just come out of the cinema after watching 'Fifty Shades of Grey' (or John Major's swatch book as it's known round here).

So, Harvey, is Tom Cruise really gay or not?Not all earthlings dislike the anal probe.....

On the bright side pissy pants always gets you a seat to your self on public transport

My secondary school was a Roman Catholic one, so sex ed was a touchy subject, after all sex was a sin. But the law demands time for it, so the biology teacher did his best on the technical bits. The task of teaching the personal and erotic sides of things was passed around by the teachers like a hot potato and eventually handed to the one who taught religous stuff. This red-faced young teacher swallowed his embarrasment and did the job quite well. He showed no videos (the biology teacher did) but he did, a bit hush-hush, explain homosexuality and contraception. He answered all awkward questions, as far as any word would come from his equally red-faced pupils. He showed how to use a condom with a candle he'd nicked from the chapel. Brave man. regards, Hein Now that's a real talent.

Front row seats for me; rather strange as I don't get out often

More like gaining ballast; I hear those showers are notoriously slippery. I wonder how many inmates will be paying a fiver to visit 'Uncle Gary' in his cell?

I'm sure he'll have a warm hand on his entrance....

Not Jacka be nimble, Jacka be quick either then....

Aaaah Lord Fellatio that means two (hehe at least) of the 10.42 per cent have posted re. Demis..it was a scorching summer was it not?

Richie Benaud is immortal. He is made of 3 parts cheese to one part plastic.

Zsa-Zsa for me yet again. Doubt she knows he daughter has died, but I reckon a Gabor double could be on the card.