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July 22nd 18.43pm Girl ; Diana somewhere in the name as well as Victoria

Picked O'Toole this time - which probably means Zsa Zsa's going to cark it....sigh

Plus the bitch fight betwixt Cherie and Wendi would earn squliions on pay per view

The image of Michael Douglas having oral sex.......... P. S. Please. please. please tell me.. no-one going to a 'Star Trek' covention actually mates?

He done cunnilingus and caught dimple cancer. bleuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

DaD theme tune..priceless...'Sigmund Freud...analyse this...analyse this.' O Madonna, what would we do without you. Please confine yer responses to less than 1k words...

David, my young chum, I'm in a fairly good mood today. You haven't offended me - it's quite difficult to offend me. To answer your queries, yes, I'm in a relationship - happy most of the time, but, as happens to most grown ups I imagine, sometimes I can't stand the cunt and wish he would fuck off and die (as, I'm sure, he thinks about me sometimes too). As for blow jobs, I feel very sorry for you if you've never experienced one (of mine, at least) as I'm awesome at it, apparently. He says it's like a mixture of Valentino Rossi beating Casey Stoner at Laguna Seca in 2008, Gazza scoring against Scotland in 96, washed down with 12 cans of Blackthorn and a kebab. As you can imagine, all that happening in one evening would be as rare as rocking horse shit - as is me giving him a blow job nowadays. Of course, this conversation is all academic as you are a total wind-up merchant, but you're a fun one, so I'll play along Lardy you are a bona-fide legend.

That's the husband's 50th sorted then

'Accept the real tendency'...o yes indeedy and what a gem it is. 'even though it is outlawed males to wear Ugg boots' - it just keeps on giving. I do hope you join the forum.

And of course scrumpox is a concern...

I know what you mean...it's been ages since there has been a decent train robbery.... chuffing hell not paid a season ticket for Southwest, Southern or any of the other track bandits then^^ or does that qualify as indecent train robbery. At lest Ronnie had the decency to wear a mask...

The guy looks terrified. Where is Barbara? Great jumping jahosophat, the chap on the right looks proof positive his lizard masters have him in their grip, or is that Satan's idea of fancy dress? I shall have nightmares

Good job he's not a racehorse; unless you have him in yer DL teams.

These people are massive tools. They are not rich enough to live in Notting Hill/Muswell Hill but see themselves as some sort of middle class fuggin elite. If they move more than ten miles from "London" its tantamount to emigrating to Australia. They give their children the most ridiculous names ( not as bad as Chav offspring, admittedly) in the hope that it mirrors just how fucking vain and self absorbed they are, or summat. Hux and Elfie? Poor little fuckers. But good in DL terms, should any of the poor sods get anywhere near obit land. If you fail as a Fabian, Lucien,Hux, etc the only way out is six chambers of fun , one barrel of resolution.

Haf a wunnderful New Year dwarlinks

I had the same thought...sadly

Noel Edmonds, death by smuggery.

Self worth is for pussies.

Seems burying Sir Jimmy in concrete didn't work as well as hoped

If deemed eligible.. my Filthee Fifteen are as follows:- Team Name: The Wormery 1. Ian Paisley 2. Zsa Zsa Gabor 3. Nelson Mandela 4. Billy Connolly 5. Sean Connery 6. Ariel Sharon (Joker) 7. Ian Brady 8. Fidel Castro 9. Doris Lessing 10. Patrick Macnee 11. Robert Stigwood 12. Bobby Brown 13. Ronnie Biggs 14. Clive James 15. HRH The Duke of Edinborough

never married or had kids ? Has the same vibe as ted heath did . It was suggested by some that he might have been light on his feet. Very close to his mother, claimed to have never been with a woman after World War II. His fiancee was killed towards the end of the WWII and he said 'second best would never be good enough'. Don't think PM could ever be accused of being 'light on his feet'. Now, which rocket will carry the old fellas ashes into space?

Patrick Moore was looking pretty frail on The Sky at Night this evening, and the way his co-presenters were gazing at him, I'd humbly suggest he's a strong candidate for the 2013 list.

David Gest has a tumour on his neck - http://www.londonnet...ediately.html-0 I thought he divorced her?