charon
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Belushi called it over 40 years ago.
John Belushi: Thank you, thank you very much. Well it’s come that time again, St. Patrick’s Day has come and gone and well the sons of Ireland are basking in the glow. When I think of Ireland I think a lot of colorful Irish expressions like, “Top of the morning to ya,” “Kiss the barney stone,” “May the road rise to meet ya,” “May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you’re dead,” “I’d like to smash you in the face with my shalalee,” “Danny-boy,” “Bhagora,” “Wail of the banshee,” and “Whiskey for the leprechauns, whisky for the leprechauns.” But the expression I think most people identify with the Irish, is, of course, the luck of the Irish.
The luck of the Irish. Sure. Let’s say you’re in a pub somewhere in Ireland, oh, anywhere in Ireland, some guy comes up to you and says, “Hey is that a bomb on you I hear ticking?” And then BAM!!! Your small intestines are on the ceiling and your brains are on your car across the street. That’s the luck of the Irish for ya, who’s kidding who, okay?
Let’s talk about the bad luck of the Irish, all right? How about this, POTATO FAMINE!! How about that? It scares them, doesn’t it? Well it should. That’s why they came here in the first place. So they wouldn’t have to work in the potato fields. That’s why they became politicians, priests, and cops. Luck? Gimme a break.
I got a friend, his name is Dan Sullivan, he’s Irish as they come. We used to drink together a lot. After two drinks, he would look like an Irish pirate. You know? You think he had luck? In one day he got his car stolen, and the stupid, he had no insurance, and no license, and he gets locked up for being drunk. And after that, he takes off for someplace like India or Nepal, or someplace like that. And his mother dies, ya know, so they wire him to tell him to come to the funeral. It’s his mother’s funeral, that’s all. And he’s in India or Nepal, sitting squat-legged listening to some sacred cow. So he comes back and he gets stopped at U.S. Customs for trafficking illegal drugs, not holding, he’s trafficking. I mean, here’s this guy Sullivan, his old lady kicks off, he gets popped at the border and he’s sitting on fifty pounds of black Tibetan finger hash and two keys of slam. Now that’s not bad luck, that’s DUMB luck. I don’t think luck has anything to do with it, I don’t think he has any brains at all. First of all, he’s drunk, then he’s a junkie. I don’t know what’s worse. Don’t ask me, ask Sullivan. And what happens? He calls me up and says, “Hey man, I got busted at the border. I need five grand bail.” I said, I said, “Five grand man!? Hey man, I’ve never even seen five thousand dollars in my life, so don’t ask me for it, man, why don’t you ask your mother!!” Which was a dumb thing for me to say because his mother just died. Right now, I got this drunken Irish junkie who wants to kill me because of what I said about his mother being in terminal dreamland. Oh pal. One thing! One thing!!! They love their mothers, boy, oh they love their mothers. It’s momma this, momma that. Oh my Irish mother! Ireland must be heaven, because my mother.. aauugghhh! Aaauugghhh!!!https://snltranscripts.jt.org/76/76pupdate.phtml
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On 17/03/2018 at 13:27, Toast said:Can't stand plastic Paddys ( or should that be Paddies?).
Prescient.
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Dundee today, in the Spirit of the Day, the fucking Hun stewards rip down a tricolour.
Watch the boy jump straight down 20 feet into the cunts after it.
He got it back
(SW in the smilie is for Sporting Wing....ask your step parents or the old Hun 2 doors down)
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1 minute ago, Sir Creep said:
Actually, nae, she taught me that phrase.Lol well you got taken
It's Scots.
Irish is "chara"
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3 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:
Did you go to the painting of the river, @RadGuy??
As for the fat cunt narcissist, clovers are for children and breakfast cereal. Shamrocks are for the Irish. Nae '4-leaf' shamrocks.
You'd think you would know that, having the appearance of someone what pounded back a few McDonald's shamrock shakes.
Nothing more enjoyable than the projecting narcissist who knows nothing trying to make it look like others know nothing.
Pull your skirt down, toots, your insecurity is showing.Oh my
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Nope.
You couldn't lay carpet ya cunto.
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48 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:@charon
And you didn't even do that right lol.
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Bolton yesterday.
Why politizi are vermin and the scum shid be taken on in whitever way you can.
Cunts deserved every punch
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3 minutes ago, the_engineer said:Is mine and charons game heading for my second draw? that's 2/2! I've only ever had draws. I might start calling my team aston nilla!
Eh....I got Parrikar, see Joey's post...
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President of India is good enough for me.
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Nice to see SC using a Scottish Gaelic translation page
Anyhoo, winner in the 96th minute v Scumdee equates to
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33 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:Apparently his grandson has been on Twitter denying he's in hospital.
Not quite.
FOLLOWING recent social media speculation regarding Celtic legend Billy McNeill, the McNeill family has issued this update.
'Further to speculation circulating on social media we would like to confirm the following. As is widely known, our father, Billy, has been battling dementia for some time. He is currently in hospital receiving treatment for an illness. However, at no time have the family been called to his bedside and reports of his death are untrue.
'Whilst we appreciate the love and appreciation shown towards our father, the current rumours are upsetting to us as a family. We would appreciate if people would refrain from spreading such stories and respect our request for privacy in this matter.' -
On 04/03/2019 at 13:05, Spade_Cooley said:The Seer of Bluenose Mortality bags another one: Eric Caldow dead at 84.
Pics from the funeral.
Of note, the Girvan Lighthouse looks fine for his age, but The Bastard ( Greig) , Davie Wilson and wee Willie Henderson are staying on my Huns to watch list.
Hateley looks far older than he is too (57) and I doubt he'll make the same age as his dad.
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###There's only one King Billy and that's McNeill.
*McNeill Paul.......double 'l'.
Made it past the Ides of March to St. Paddy's Day.
Looked terrible in latest pics but still not saw anything concrete.
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Woman goes for alternative acupuncture therapy, and suffers the same fate as all the bees used.
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12 years since Carl Daniels career died.
Still not beat the count.
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Just now, msc said:Round 2
1. Rad Vs. Yorkshire Banker 0-0
2. Chorizo Vs. Grim Up North 0-0
3. Clorox Vs. Alt Obits Guy 0-0
4. Maryportfuncity Vs. The Quim Reaper 3-0
5. DDT Vs. Death Impends 3-6
6. The Dead Cow Vs. Deadsox 0-3
7. Charon Vs. Engineer 0-0
8. Deathray Vs. The Mad Hatter 0-6
9. Gcreptile Vs. msc 7-3
10. Joey Russ Vs. Banana 6-13
11. Sir Creep Vs. Spade Cooley 44-8
12. Torva Messor Vs Dr T 3-0
13. Bibliogryphon Vs. Book 0-0
14. John Key Vs. Heef 0-0
15. Young Willz Vs. Pedro 0-0
16. The Old Lady Vs. Boudicca. 0-0
44 points?
Fucking result for the Imperialist.
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8 hours ago, Sir Creep said:Hey @charon when you going to open my PMs? You're a rough and tumble ruffian you can handle it, ya kilt-laden poof.
SC
(Edit - every once in a while I'm glad my post is the top of a new page, so it'll be seen a while. THIS ONE....oh THIS ONE I am elated!)
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Glastonbury headliners.
The Killers and The Cure
Won't they just cancel each other?
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W.S. Merwin today, has gone away.
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8 hours ago, Sir Creep said:Fuck you, ya do-gooding cunt. and charon liking your comment when he posted the same shit. Fuck him too.
First time in 52 years I've been called that SC.
However it is faaaar from the first time I've seen some cunto going into meltdown, and then I do what I do best.
Get out the big stick and poke like fuckity
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39 minutes ago, paddyfool said:I forecast that many people will conjure up statistical bs in years to come to show that New Zealand had a higher risk per capita of dying in a mass shooting in 2019 than the USA (ignoring all the decades previous in this analysis, obvs).
Hmmmmmmm they had exactly the same number of deaths when they shot and murdered all those Japs in the PoW camp in New Zealand
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How did I miss this from 2016
The Weather
in DeathList extra-curricular
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Whilst looking and failing, to find the Belushi sketch from St Paddy's thread, I did find this, which appropriate as 16° perhaps next week up here.