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So what will Derek Draper's eventual cause of death be? Medical malpractise? Manslaughter?

Oh my... had no idea about that one.

Hehe, yes, that's one way. It's like in Dirty Harry IV. Or maybe some prince in the 17th century helped his luck... ... but the cheating could also be something like changing your list after posting your team.

It does beg the question... has there been cheating in deadpooling?

Oh, that I still live to see the day...

Well, the first rule for a VP is "do no harm"... Harris might be the best choice in that regard. I kind of thought Tammy Baldwin deserved more recognition. But a lesbian VP might still be too much of a shock for those delicate flowers.

Will Smith's old sit-com "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" to be remade, sorry, rebooted, as "gritty drama"... :sigh: https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-53743456

There has been some pressure, yes. From the usual suspects like Van Jones. But it's not an "official" obligation. I think Kamala is the best choice, considering the circumstances. She conveniently simply happens to be black, but would be in the running even without the race issue.

Master of the classic tasteless joke, you know, of the mysoginistic, xenophobic, homophobic kind. He had faithful fans since the 60s and 70s and was a living capsule of simpler times.

Tabula Rasa

His mother is gravely ill, apparently, and without her, "there is no tomorrow" for him either: https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/irish-showbiz/morrisseys-heartbreaking-message-fans-irish-22499277

Wiki actually says the reason of death was COVID-19... .. so after a long time, another COVID victim on the DDP. And quite ironic, considering he could have died of a hundred other reasons.

Remember Kyle Coddington, aka boy who was called a nazi by Samantha Bee, but it was just cancer? As I am going through my longlist now, I found out he actually has glioblastoma, and opened a gofundme in June: https://www.gofundme.com/f/brain-cancer-surgerytreatment-funds

Already two weeks old news, Peter Sutcliffe's appeal for a more comfortable prison was denied: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/12226423/yorkshire-ripper-high-security-jail-high-risk-status-failed/ He's still regarded as dangerous. And doesn't sound to me as if he's actually dying soon.

Danish DDP pick Lars Høgh has his hair back after 6 months without chemo. But he has to have another course in the fall which he is "probably" going to survive: https://www.bt.dk/fodbold/lars-hoegh-taler-ud-om-kraeftsygdom-haaret-er-kommet-tilbage

Alright a quick update now on a new computer, and a new version of Excel... As far as I can tell right now, new hits are John Hume, Olivia De Havilland and David Hagen. Oh, and the substitution pick Stuart Wheeler who extends Death Impends' lead for now. Rank Team Score 1 Death Impends 997 2 Joey Russ 850 3 msc 831 4 gcreptile 815 5 Banana 802 6 Cpt. Chorizo 750 7 Book 692 8 Clorox Bleachman 691 9 DevonDeathTrip 658 10 RadGuy 626 11 Deadsox 573 12 The Quim Reaper 572 13 JiroemonKimura 558 14 drol 508 15 The Unknown Man 507 16 John Key 491 17 The Mad Hatter 486 18 Skinny Kiltrunner 465 19 theoldlady 456 20 Grave Danger 436 21 Kenny 434 22 Torva Messor 433 23 Sean 422 24 The Old Crem 404 25 Toast 360 26 Sir Creep 342 27 YoungWillz 334 28 Chilean Way 295 29 Etushispushingupdaisies 285 30 Gooseberry Crumble 237 31 Great Uncle Bulgaria 214 32 markb4 208 33 ThePrematureBurial 203 34 Bibliogryphon 192 35 Pedro67 92

Okay, all updated except for those two Epsteins who surely are the same. This is for a cooler day.

Thanks Willz, will update on the weekend. For some of these names, I held out for a belated QO that never came.

For him, I hope he more or less drank himself to death. That song was THE financial crisis song.

But what's the point of using body-doubles who look like this? And where do you get these body doubles?

Well, it's the Daily Mail. I assume they're friendly towards the royals.

Out of this beautiful collection, I think I like this picture the most:

I'll be interested to see if he gets a QO. His illness was known and he was being described as "world's longest-serving weatherman". Still, I didn't pick him for the poker game.

Good find, he's now looking his age. His wife looks much, much better, even though, as the article says, she was diagnosed with a brain tumour last year. I wonder if she'd obit once Sean is dead.

My bet: Anne will die of cancer before Linda does.