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Hmm, spring cleaning to welcome the month of may?

It's time for drol 2.0 now - "The Next Generation".

Pancho Billa, the superfan (real name Ezra Castro), hospitalised again and in intensive care: https://www.wkbw.com/news/local-news/bills-superfan-pancho-billa-back-in-the-emergency-room

Dole is now a colonel... also, he visited the Wichita VA hospital: https://www.kwch.com/content/news/Sen-Bob-Dole-returns-to-Kan-meets-fellow-vets-at-VA-508346961.html

My recent hits are Barbara Hammer, Manohar Parrikar and Max Van Weezel - the first triple-digit hit of the year?

Joe Vento recently became a "citizen of the month": https://veterans.nv.gov/spotlight-focuses-on-beloved-long-time-vegas-musician-army-veteran-joe-vento/ Mentions of his declining health, but nothing about cancer. Edit: Wait a second... that's the same story as posted above.... why does Google show it to me as an April 4th 2019 article?

Alright, a quick update before I leave for a few days and before the ketchup bottle of death ejaculates: New hits: Baroness Warnock, Bill Heine, Con De Lange Also: I only just realized Cpt. Chorizo had Pedro Morales - who died in February with NYT obit. Sorry! This is the new scoreboard, and it shows that Con De Lange was a very significant hit for the new leader! (Gets me out of that awkward position, too....) 1 Death Impends 736 2 GCReptile 725 3 Phantom of the Midway 624 4 Cpt Chorizo 616 5 Banana 588 6 Devon Death Trip 573 7 msc 561 8 Joey Russ 558 9 Clorox Bleachman 548 10 drol 522 11 Sir Creep 478 12 Skinny Kiltrunner 412 13 Grim Up North 334 14 YoungWillz 268 15 Yorkshire Banker 148 16 Book 129 17 Fixed Business 84 18 Prophet 83 19 markb4 81 20 Deathray 73 20 Gooseberry Crumble 73 20 John Key 73 23 Grave Danger 56 24 theoldlady 49 24 The mad hatter 49 26 The old crem 35 27 Bibliogryphon 0 27 The Unknown Man 0 27 The Quim Reaper 0 27 Pedro 67 0

BBC obit for Con De Lange: https://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/47986814

Scottish cricket player Con De Lange is dead of brain cancer at 38: https://m.sport24.co.za/Cricket/sa-born-scotland-cricketer-passes-away-20190419 He never told how bad it was. Quite a miss for us.

Pig brain partially revived after brain death: https://www.bbc.com/news/health-47960874 Here we go... zombie pigs...

Did she think she was born in the wrong time? Survivor's guilt by proxy?

Strangely enough, ANOTHER former president of Peru is currently in intensive care for high blood pressure: https://www.france24.com/en/20190417-former-peru-president-hospitalized-with-high-blood-pressure Alberto Fujimori, of course, will outlive them all.

Everyone thinks the Death By Numbers is a PITA to run - there have only been two deaths in three weeks!

CIA taking over?

There's an interview with Nauru ex-president Sprent Dabwido tonight: https://10daily.com.au/news/a190417bni/torture-former-nauru-president-regrets-allowing-refugee-detention-on-his-island-20190417 His claim of having weeks to live has turned into "days to live". And it's supposed to be his final interview. I wonder if he's going to look the part (teaser video restricted by location).

All clear: https://www.90min.com/posts/6346084-jose-enrique-given-cancer-all-clear-after-brain-tumour-surgery

Concerts postponed after a "mysterious accident": https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/8864014/morrissey-cancels-gigs-medical-emergency-canada/ He probably bumped into Vanessa Redgrave, leaving them both with concussions.

Time for another trip to Singapore: https://www.newzimbabwe.com/mugabe-health-woes-persist-ex-leader-to-spend-month-in-singapore/

Man who was temporarily dead asked God about the meaning of life: https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/1114104/afterlife-man-died-surgery-god-meaning-of-life-spt God was only willing to tell, if the man turned around to face him - which would have meant dying for good.

About the Grand Duke, I'm getting a Havelange vibe here. Death could still be 2-3 years away but with several more lung-related hospitalizations.

Just checking the DeathList names.... she got a German lifetime achievement award, but couldn't accept it in person because of an "accident" mid-March: https://www.morgenpost.de/berlin/leute/article216717453/Vanessa-Redgrave-erhaelt-Goldene-Kamera-fuers-Lebenswerk.html

Jeremy Clarkson is "leaking": https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1112953/Jeremy-Clarkson-The-Grand-Tour-health-abscess-Jonathan-Ross-Show-latest-news-update Also, he has a "skin disease as well".

Good ears - he's in intensive prostate cancer treatment: https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1112627/Bob-harris-bbc-radio-2-country-show-prostate-cancer-health-update-news

Future David Quantick's Showbiz Pals pick CJ De Mooi now faces homelessness and money woes in addition to his HIV infection, "several cancer scares" and "physical and mental health" problems: https://www.thegayuk.com/former-eggheads-star-cj-de-mooi-is-facing-homelessness-and-failing-health/ Edit: Maybe his biggest claim to fame is being elected president of the English Chess Federation in 2010???

He's staying hospitalised under observation, but is "clinically stable": https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/sport/football-pele-remains-under-observation-in-brazil-hospital-11436382 Hmm, as opposed to what other kind of stable?