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    38. Prunella Scales

    I confused the threads, lol. If Jimmy Carter is a centenarian by counting the time in the womb, then a 9 inch penis measured by counting the "hidden" length inside, is fairly regular. That would have been a funny joke, but I was in the wrong thread, ahem.
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    1. Jimmy Carter

    Maybe he has a bell like Hector Salamanca.
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    38. Prunella Scales

    Well, if you measure whats inside as well... I guess that was the joke?
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    Dance Music/Club DJs/Electronica

    Queer Berlin DJane Radical Softness dead at 28: https://electronicgroove.com/berlin-techno-dj-radical-softness-passes-away-at-28/
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    The Dead of 2024

    Softball player Alexis Buchman has died: https://gousfbulls.com/news/2024/2/15/usf-softballs-alexis-buchman-passes-after-more-than-two-year-battle-with-brain-cancer.aspx Huge yahoo-or-bust gamble in the DDP.
  6. Wendy Mitchell might not have cancer, but she has Alzheimer's: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/jun/18/wendy-mitchell-author-on-living-with-alzheimers
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    Alexey Navalny

    Oh no, that's sad and depressing. There kind of couldn't have been any other way though, because he would have been killed anyway if the Putin regime had shown any signs of weakness. Still, a symbol has died.
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    Deathless Days

    I don't seem to be missing all that much here in Armenia. (Sorry to whomever I've just doomed to death)
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    Please Let It Be... Paul McCartney

    No news, but you might enjoy it... "Excitement is growing for Paul McCartney's death": 13 year old video by the way...
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    Steve Harley

    Heh... I had a similar confusion and my joke was going to be "We asked a hundred people to name a word that ends in -enis."
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    ABC Deadpool VII: 2023-24 Season

    I guess so far I have G - Roland Griffiths - 3 pts I - Jonnie Irwin - 5 pts J - Johnny Ruffo - 3 pts K - Kirsty Smitten - 4 pts O - Seiji Ozawa - 3 pts Q - Qapik Attagutsiak - 7 pts R - Ruschell Boone - 4 pts Y - Cale Yarborough - 3 pts Z - Zoleka Mandela - 6 pts Edit: E - Amy Ettinger - no obit U - Yosh Uchida - 3 pts V - Paul Vachon - 2 pts B - Rob Burrow - 4 pts F - Frank Field - 3 pts
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    Deathlist Cup 2024

    Well, hello and goodbye then ;). Somehow I bet you're not going to Berlin this time, but if you're ever here, we can have a beer.
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    Deathlist Cup 2024

    Tomorrow morning, I will be leaving for a holiday. So there may not be any updates until I'm back. I return late on the 18th, so there should be an update on the 19th at the latest.
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    Twisted DL 2023-2024

    Jamal Yunos please as no. 3 sub, thanks!
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    King Charles III

    Who is it, Prince Edward?
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    Deathlist Cup 2024

    Seiji Ozawa has passed the baton for good at the age of 88. The japanese conductor had been suffering from Alzheimer's for a while now and looked very diminished in some final pictures a couple of months ago. He was an eminent conductor after a rugby iinjury to his finger destroyed his dreams of becoming a pianist. He was a lover of 20th century classical music, you know, the weird, difficult kind. Three teams score but the lead changes nowhere (after accounting for tie-breakers). livingbygrace 0-6 Therewillbedeaths7 Gooseberry Crumble 0-10 Famous6eva GuyFromFuture 6-3 Liz Lemon Caleb H 3-6 Bibliogryphon Dying Probably 0-7 max bossetti Wormfarmer 3-0 Thatcher Yorkshire Banker 3-3 DeathByArsenic The Immortal 0-0 justonecornetto GreatUncleBulgaria 0-3 Mortal Caso theoldlady 0-0 Baby Blue
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    Minimalists (and other classical composers/musicians)

    Sad, huge name. This actually might be the one year I haven't picked him in anything. But then, he had cancer twice years ago already.
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    Donald J Trump

    You know how this goes, "I do this, but you do that", etc... Both parties have candidates that would lose to anyone except that other guy. Every single wrong word will be tweeted, there's no value in this.
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    Steve McMichael

    Misty Mcmichael has an instagram account if you want to see more pictures.
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    Joe Biden

    I was kind of thinking that maybe these words made it into the report -unredacted- so that Biden can refute them in a forceful press conference. And Team Biden moved quickly there. The AP headlines seem to deliver what they were hoping for. At the same time, Biden himself cant quite refute the "appearance" of being old. If it was their strategy, the problem is that Biden IS actually old, and slow. He knows he has to speak fast in this media environment but obviously cant. That's why the misspeaking happens. A president probably has to make fewer do-or-die decisions than movies suggest, but his opponents will probably not let him get comfortable in a "wise old man" role. His team will have be very careful in choosing future appearances. The campaign will force him to. I actually wonder now how german chancellor Adenauer did, being in office in his 80s.
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    Wrestlers/actors

    Somebody just added Rey Mysterio to the "Deaths of 2024" Wikipedia page. Big if true, I think. Edit: And gone after 3 minutes.
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    King Charles III

    I see, now that Meghan has clogged up Katherine's tubes, she can eliminate the family one by one.
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    King Charles III

    Ooh, too big to miss. He'll be on the DeathList for the next 20 years.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2024

    Well, without inquiring how you got your inside knowledge, it's good to know to keep an eye on this.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2024

    The "unnatural death" variable can be set independently from the death itself. So the death can be scored and the unnatural death can be added later. It's really not a question of doing more or less work either way.
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