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Manga voice actor, Masayuki Izumi, dies to an unspecified illness at 35: http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2015-08-06/kamen-rider-555-actor-masayuki-izumi-passes-away/.91302 His best-known work was in the Kamen Rider 555 series.

Now that's actually a situation that could have been better for everyone with a simple dick pic.

The mob is coming closer: http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/aug/05/walter-palmer-florida-home-vandalized-cecil-the-lion

Huh, something I didn't know, Johanna Quandt was a step-relative of Joseph Goebbels: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2013-01-27/nazi-goebbels-step-grandchildren-are-hidden-billionaires

My pick Johanna Quandt, matriarch of BMW, is dead: http://www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/unternehmen/bmw-johanna-quandt-ist-tot-a-1046916.html(link in German) I suspect international obits will come soon. Edit: Here's a Mirror obit: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/johanna-quandt-dead-billionaire-bmw-6200676 Note, she died two days ago.

Johanna Quandt, matriarch of german car company BMW, is dead: http://www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/unternehmen/bmw-johanna-quandt-ist-tot-a-1046916.html(link in german) One of Germany's richest people... Edit: Link in English and DDP-qualfying, but noone chose her, a bit of a miss (for me).

If she's found alive now we can safely say she'll smash several of her own world records! Cruel.... but funny...

Natalia Molchanova, the world's greatest freediver, is feared dead: http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/aug/04/free-diver-natalia-molchanova-feared-dead I guess, technically, it should have gone into the "missing" thread, but realistically not.

The manager, and partner, of 80's pin-up girl Samantha Fox, Myra Stratton, has died: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/04/myra-stratton-dead-sam-fox_n_7933474.html Hmm, I didn't know she made "the switch". Edit: Ah, if I had watched more foreign reality TV, I would have known...

I hope Carter survives Bush Sr., so that the next picture of the living presidents shows Bush Jr. surrounded by four democratic presidents.

Interesting, in 2007, Eminem was very fat, on painkillers and had an overdose: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/eminem-81-pound-weight-loss_55bf9364e4b06363d5a2c49f?

Peter Grad, producer and TV executive at Paramount Studios, 20th Century Fox Television and MTM Studios is dead at 75: http://www.thewrap.com/peter-grad-former-tv-executive-and-producer-dead-at-75/ His main hits were 'LA Law' and 'The Fall Guy'.

Vincent Marotta Sr., one of the co-founders of Mr. Coffee, and basically the inventor of the modern way to drink coffee, has died at 91: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mr-coffee-vincent-marotta-obituary_55c02195e4b06f8bedb5cf37 The company took off when Joe DiMaggio became their main promoter. Marotta was chairman and chief executive of Mr. Coffee until a leveraged buyout in 1987.

Frontman of the K-Pop band Broken Valentine, Van, has died of drowning: http://www.allkpop.com/article/2015/08/rock-band-broken-valentines-lead-vocalist-van-passes-away

Father of the leveraged buyout, Jerry Kohlberg, has died of cancer at 90: http://fortune.com/2015/08/03/private-equity-pioneer-jerry-kohlberg-passes-away/

DJ Derek has been seen three weeks ago, but is still officially missing: http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/aug/04/police-received-number-reported-dj-derek-sightings

Jimmy Snuka has had surgery for stomach cancer: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2538164-jimmy-snuka-diagnosed-with-stomach-cancer-wife-carole-reveals-to-bill-apter Is he important? I don't know... Edit: Apparently, yes, and he's had health problems in the past.

Reddit has now found out about Dick Dale's condition. Some people have seen him recently and describe his health. Will there be a kickstarter for him? http://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/3fjyg0/at_78_dick_dale_suffers_from_renal_failure/

Queen Elizabeth is in deteriorating health and wants to clear her name of all Nazi ties before she hands the throne to Prince William, yet Camilla Parker Bowles is blackmailing her to make Charles her successor. If not, Parker-Bowles will leak all Nazi secrets: http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2015/queen-elizabeth-collapsed-after-nazi-salute-scandal-camilla-parker-bowles-threatens-to-leak-more-royal-family-nazi-secrets/

Goran Hadzic's health is "rapidly deteriorating": https://iwpr.net/global-voices/hadzic%E2%80%99s-health-rapidly-deteriorating Edit: Uuh, if he dies before Martin Crowe, the DDP leader changes.

I don't get wrestling... I can't even remember that this guy was on the list...

Probably another website one is wise to disregard... Entertainment Tonight that is...

The son of Franz Beckenbauer, German football legend, is dead after a long illness at 47: http://www.sueddeutsche.de/sport/nach-schwerer-krankheit-sohn-von-franz-beckenbauer-gestorben-1.2591659(link in german)

Afghan militant Jalaluddin Haqqani has also probably been dead for quite some time: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-33740337 Like Mullah Omar, another unique not-hit for someone in the DDP. Looks like someone over there decided to check on a few people (for his deadpooling?) and found a couple of corpses.

Classic 'Nobody". Wikipedia has a little more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antony_Holland I guess his association with Laurence Olivier is the most important bit.