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After the strong start there wasn't much happening this month. And I really don’t know who to pick next month. In terms of creative and good picks I'm blank. Hell, maybe Jimmy Carter will live for another whole month.

He had one of these fake recoveries only to get worse again.

Swedish swimmer and sports influencer Elin Kjos has died at 35. Have an autogenerated english language obit: https://sweden.postsen.com/live-style/80609/Elin-Kjos-is-dead-–-the-training-profile-was-35-years.html Another AltObits reject. (Admittedtly, justified - but she's got tons of legit German obit already).

Hospice: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/andrew-lloyd-webber-son-hospice-care-gastric-cancer-1235359758/

Ah damn, I was regularly form-watching her and thought she had some more time. But I guess if you carry such a title you'll keep performing until your last day.

The face looks like Joe Biden.

Australian "Healer" and evangelist John Mellor dies after a short illness at 67: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11884613/Australian-healing-evangelist-John-Mellor-suddenly-dies-leaving-wife-heartbroken.html He healed others but couldn't heal himself!

He'll join Duran Duran for a new album: https://www.nme.com/en_asia/news/music/duran-duran-will-reportedly-reunite-with-andy-taylor-on-upcoming-album-3417200

Jojo Baby is dead at 51: https://www.wbez.org/stories/jojo-baby-drag-queen-club-kid-and-doll-maker-who-broke-the-mold-dead-at-51/ed0cbe1b-bb69-485c-bf3a-03ccd1a8db69 The obit gives the impression that she is a little bigger than I previously said.

Corrupt former US rep of South Carolina, John Jenrette, dies at 86: https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/south-carolina/articles/2023-03-20/former-us-rep-john-jenrette-jailed-in-abscam-scandal-dies He was an extravagant character but got things done. Also, he said "I've got larceny in my blood".

Fuck, no! Saw him first in Lost, and then he just kept appearing in all the stuff I like. Very sad.

As the article says, the Ohworode of Olomu Kingdom in Delta State, His Royal Majesty, Ovie Richard Layieguen Ogbon, Ogoni Oghoro 1, has died at age 106: https://thesourceng.com/ohworode-of-olomu-kingdom-worlds-oldest-king-dies-at-106-years/ The Olomo kingdom is in Nigeria. The age is a little suspicious. He was 35 years on the throne.

18 months would be April 2023, he's almost made it - but it's doubtful he can make much more: https://prowrestlingstories.com/pro-wrestling-stories/paul-vachon/ Hospitalised for a tumor in his skull, memory issues, etc...

Put on ventilator: https://www.ottplay.com/news/malayalam-actor-innocent-moved-to-ventilator-support-health-condition-critical/85fbee7d51923 Next update... tomorrow?

For whatever reason, Kenzaburo Oe seems un-updateable. The program crashes when I try to mark him dead. First I wondered if the last name was too short, but it wasn't that. I'll try to figure it out, but at the moment I have no idea.

Ali Anter, another world's oldest man, this time from Yemen, dies at age 140 after surgery to remove a horn that grew out of his head after 100 years: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/worlds-oldest-man-dies-aged-29470136

Superstar Billy Graham still hospitalised, and now with a "head infection": https://www.wrestlinginc.com/1228917/superstar-billy-graham-remains-hospitalized-dealing-with-head-infection/

Malaysian actor Innocent in hospital and "serious": https://gulfnews.com/entertainment/south-indian/malayalam-actor-innocent-hospitalised-in-serious-condition-1.94505546 Been on my longlist for ages, but now I know why I couldn't find him anymore in searches. I thought he was a rapper....

"Influencer" and "model" Jeff Thomas who liked to push himself into celebrity photos, dead at 35, possible by jumping from a balcony: https://nypost.com/2023/03/15/model-jeff-thomas-dead-at-35-rest-in-peace-sweet-boy/

Ah that's funny. I assume the Bobby Caldwell picked in the DDP is a different one picked by Banana's theme team of less prominent people with a very prominent name.

Ah I see, we mostly call her Princess Mikasa. I'll change it back, thanks!

Eternal cancer fighter Ronnie Atkins still stage 4, still fighting, but still everything fine: https://blabbermouth.net/news/pretty-maids-singer-ronnie-atkins-who-is-battling-stage-four-cancer-offers-update-on-his-health

Tim Keller back on immunotherapy as new tumours have appeared: https://churchleaders.com/news/446816-timothy-keller-prayer-health-update-new-tumors.html

Graham Newbould, Michelin-starred cook who made fish and chips, Pina Coladas and sausages for Queen Elizabeth, dead at 66: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11854125/Royal-chef-cooked-Queen-Elizabeth-dies-age-66.html

Tom Petrie, Sun news editor, and thus responsible for the classic headlines "Up Yours, Delors!" and "Freddie Starr ate my hamster", dead at 84: https://pressgazette.co.uk/the-wire/obituaries/tom-petrie-obituary/