Predictor

Maybe it's unrelatable for someone living as north as me, but I don't get this joke.

Too bad the blonde didn't ask him about his time as headmaster at Hogwarts.

Her grandma/aunt/whatever appearently lived to be 112! Just a heads up. http://www.repubblica.it/spettacoli/cinema/2017/07/04/news/lollo_90-169519623/

RadGuy has travelled nearly 5000 km so far. He's still above the Atlantic Ocean but closing in on Ireland.

Oh, I forgot about that theory. Well, I suppose one could argue that the person who got to play Hermia should logically live longer than the other two.

Notice how not one of them condemns the nature of this website, like most others who talk about us usually do. I guess it's because they can relate to being criticized by the outside, although our commonality pretty much stops right there. We're controversial but ultimately harmless, while those fuckers are messed up for real.

I'm going to make a bold prediction of how the events will unfold: Olivia sues FX ---> Catherine Zeta-Jones (who portrayed Olivia) gets mad at Olivia ---> Kirk Douglas meddles in the conflict by writing an editorial in Huffington Post defending CZJ and bashing Olivia ---> Olivia & Kirk initiate a vicious verbal feud ---> Both croak of exhaustion towards the end of the year, which contributes to the DL 2017 breaking the DL record ---> FX produces a series of episodes called Feud: Olivia and Kirk that depict the centenarians' fight.

If there's any consolation, I'm having an even worse year so far. Today, 1 July, marks the halfway point of the year, so hopefully I'll get a few hits in the second half. 3-6 hits should be plausible, imo. Baby Peggy, Kurt Hamrin, Pat Hitchcock, Israel Kristal, Princess Christina Magnuson, Dorothy Malone, Catherine Nevin & Leo Sharp are my biggest "hopes" at the moment.

I bet whoever gets allocated most Spades will win this deadpool.

Sure, but he could just make up new names on the spot based on new information that comes throughout the year, and withhold his list until he has enough names that are 100% pregnant. Then he could just say "hey, this was my list all along, trust me on this one". That's why you, as a host, should present your teams right after submission deadline, to avoid cheating.

I love how little the host himself cares about his own deadpool, having not bothered to post his own effing team yet. Is he the next Casketsunderstandnotitles/Deathers/Deathray?

Who do we need to bribe in order to get Daisy Loongkoonan on the DL 2018? Welshman maybe?

Just read a little on King Michael's biography. I wonder how bitter he is over having been forced to sign that abdication paper nearly 70 years ago. I think my picture below probably sums up his life perfectly.

I believe we can figure out what happened to Magere Hein by examining his last days at the Deathlist forum. https://forums.deathlist.net/profile/89-magere-hein/ My theory is that each thread that he posted in (starting with Cruyff) symbolizes something; he wanted to send us a message subliminally. Until now, no one has been clever enough to decipher it. It all started on 24 March 2016 with the death of footballer Cruyff, a prominent Dutchman. Since Magere too was a prominent Dutchman in this forum, his posting there hinted at the ”death” of Magere Hein, the account. "Death" here symbolizes inactivity on the forum, just like Cruyff is quite inactive in life these days. The next one he posted in was MHDP Obits. That thread is about worldwide coverage of celebrity deaths. In this case, it symbolizes how the deathlist forum community (with members from multiple countries) will someday acknowledge his (like Cruyff's) inactivity (”death”). I, Predictor, would for example symbolize the absence observed from a Swedish perspective, like Aftonbladet writing about Cruyff. But what exactly did Magere Hein plan to do? Well, the next thread he posted in was the UFOs one. In it, he even talks about launching and flying away. Is this symbolism for something else too or has he literally gone off to space? I would've said it's the former until I noticed something about his The Grey Horde team in DDP. Notice how 3/20 picks are astronauts? That's a suspiciously high number for a non-theme team. So it seems that he has decided to emigrate from Earth, but wouldn't he be awfully lonely up there? Well, that's why we look for another clue in his next post in the DL status updates thread. As you can see, this was around the time Random Canadian stopped being active due to the whole rack incident. I'm just speculating here, but I think Magere (seeing that RC was upset at the time) decided that this was his perfect chance to get someone to accompany him far away from Earth. If it's an empty planet, then they would be the ones to populate it like Adam & Eve. Lastly, in his final post, he makes a cryptic comment about a strange language called Grunt, that appearently everyone speaks. The question is, everyone where? Hmm. Another reason to believe that he has moved to another planet in another galaxy. It feels good to have finally solved the mystery that has been plaguing us for over a year. I hope he is happy on his new planet along with his new wife Random Canadian.

You're just bitter Kirk didn't want to go out with you right after your interview with him in Norway. You really should get over it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7aRGk43ir8

Haha. Took me about an hour to find 50 names. The great lengths one has to go to for a few cheap laughs...Don't judge.

1. Kakha Kaladze 2. Bidzina Ivanishvili 3. Paata Burchuladze 4. Otar Patsatsia 5. Igor Giorgadze 6. Sozar Subari 7. Elguja Gvavza 8. Avtandil Gabashvili 9. Guram Dochanashvili 10. Gaston Bouatchidze 11. Manana Antadze 12. Avantadil Makharadze 13. Kakhi Kavsadze 14. Nodar Mgaloblishvili 15. Mikheil Kobakhidze 16. Vano Yantbelidze 17. Nana Jorjadze 18. Leila Abashidze 19. Rusudan Bolkvadze 20. Estate Khmaladze 21. Revaz Gamkrelidze 22. Samson Shatashvili 23. Medea Amiranashvili 24. Tamaz Gamkrelidze 25. Guranda Gvaladze 26. Lado Papava 27. Giuli Alasania 28. Shamil Shetekauri 29. Avantadil Silagadze 30. Zurab Chumburidze 31. Revaz Dzodzuashvili 32. Murtaz Khurtsilava 33. Aleksandre Chivadze 34. Vladimir Gutsaev 35. Tengiz Sulakvelidze 36. Anzor Kavazashvili 37. Otar Korghalidze 38. Zvaid Endeladze 39. Gocha Tkebuchava 40. Demuri Gurgenidze 41. Mikheil Makharadze 42. Zurab Rtveliashvili 43. Georgyi Daneliya 44. Giorgi Shengelaia 45. Nana Jorjadze 46. Eldar Shengelaia 47. David Nikuradze 48. Henri Kuprashvili 49. Otar Kushanashvili 50. Zurab Japaridze

On the same day as Olivia Newton-John.

No, not every time. Just whenever you act like one, which seems to happen often enough for me to seriously consider recommending that you take a DNA test to make sure that your human father really is your biological one, and your mum didn't just have a ONS with a leprechaun during a wild drunken party and forgot to wear protection. Ya never know these days, do you?

Why was Aksel Andersen removed from the list? He's still alive at age 92.

Your 'joke' falls flat because the name Ruby is neither Arabic nor very common here. And those who do have that name are usually ethnically Swedish. Nice try tho. @The Mad Hatter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0iOHPdvWXo

[Jean-Louis Trintignant in June 2017]: "Sacre bleu, it just occured to me that my daughter Marie was murdered 14 years ago. I'm heartbroken and don't want to live any longer." *Has stroke and dies*

May whoever this dude was rest in peace.

You're too young to be starting 69-clubs. :s