Bob: Hey Dave, ya know the fat dude in all those old movies?
Dave: John Candy?
Bob: Nah man, I mean the masturbating one, Ernest Borgnine.
Dave: Ok, what about him?
Bob: Nuthin', just thought of him all of a sudden. Wonder what he's up to?
Dave: Isn't he like old and stuff?
Bob: Yah, bet he'd be worth a ton of points in deadpools.
Dave: I could use some extra cash. Let's enter an online deadpool or whatever.
Bob: Good thinking....Hey, googling deadpools and the fat dude's name gave me this site with a funny skull.
Bob: ......Ah crap, they say he's dead and shit. Fucking hell. Quick, think of someone else.
Dave: Uhh, the dude who made those Ford cars, Henry I think, has a super old wife. Betty or something.