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    Centenarians Deadpool 2024

    I've never found that last visited metric accurate it's always out of date. It's more reliable for people who haven't visited in years. but I still don't trust it.
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    David Blunkett

    Are yoiu certain it was his wife and not a call girl or other lady of the night? You know the type - something of the night about her?
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    Doctor Who

    Long overdue thread for Time Lords discussion. It really shouldn't be overdue, lets face it, if one can time travel that ought not to happen. ETA: Don't get me wrong I was a huge fan of Asimov and Clarke as a teenager and am still quite fond of Ronald D Moores' reboot of Battlestar Galactica, at least until it got stupidly spiritual/religious towards the end, not to mention Stagate SG1 which is an absolute riot in places. It's just that as an adult I never got Dr Who. Maybe I should have, but it is what it is.
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    Alex Jones

    Anything that puts one over on this cunt I'm in favour of. Utter arsehole with no redeeming character traits at all.
  5. Edit: Contrary to what those on the right (yes including you MyMango) may think, I do understand that many voted on the basis that they always voted Republican in the name of Small State and low taxes and not necessarily for the man. Also that the economy actually did better in his previous term than the succeeding democrats (though that is probably more chance than anything active). Even that his trade protectionism may be good for American jobs in the short term. I still do not understand how anyone could vote for that abhorrent excuse for a human, except possibly because he was the only man in the race - which is I suppose a reason, albeit a rubbish one.
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    Band Aid

    Blasphemy.
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    So .. What Do You Watch On TV?

    "He's rumoured to be the state executioner" "What's he doing up here?" "It could be you old boy, the minister didn't take 'too' kindly to that speech of yours" "If this turns out to have an Irish connection, I shall retire" I could quote from it all day and all night too, but better not eh? There are plot holes and a couple of factual errors (plutonium bullets, cough) if you watch it a few times and look closely enough but rarely has anything ever been done better. And no matter your thoughts on EC one way or the other, the soundtrack is epic.
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    Donald J Trump

    Then please say so in the first place. And save everyone a lot of grief. I personally have no time for the Daily Fail (or Badenough to be honest), but at least it's a recognised news service and not just a random musing from your head.
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    Donald J Trump

    Says who? You again? Such may well be the case, it's possibly even likely, but we have no facts about it and you're not providing any. Tons of pressure from whom? What sort of a trade deal is being proposed here and by whom? Who representing the Tories and/or reform and/or what right wing media stated they will be pushing this week? If that's all just you please use "I think" or "in my opinion" or some equivalent. I still think you should get out more, but make that one change to your constant diatribe and I promise I'll stop my attemtps to get you to report me to the mods for harassment. @mods, this is the kind of thing that drives me wild from him. You'd not care if it was infrequent, but it's constant day in day out - to the point I visit and 'mark all read' without reading. Nobody should care about me, or what I think, even I don't most of the time - but if I do it others will.
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    Donald J Trump

    Don't forget this is the man who promoted disinfectant as a cure for covid.
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    Donald J Trump

    No shit sherlock. But extreme right wingers have a way of saying things that ordinarily hides their actual motives. Genuinely what is the point of that post other than to wind people up? It's crowing because the comb-over idiot won. In this instance? Yeah I'll bite.
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    Donald J Trump

    Troll 2024.
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    Queen Camilla

    No, not really a facebook user much. But, this doesn't mean one of those things it can mean does it? I mean how would anyone know? Actually strike that, we heard the tampax tape.
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2025

    Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, John F Kennedy........ Just saying like. Nobody has won yet, so you heard it here first, but 1 person has already had a pot shot this year and a second was on the equivalent of a grassy knoll. Oh and I needed to find a thread The Old Troll wasn't driving everyone crazy in, only to discover the immediate poster above in this one was? - F*ck me.
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    Dying Off The Radar

    Completely agree with this. I'm utterly unimportant around here, I do a few deadpools when I can devote the effort to it and make some lame jokes - that's it. @GisoooYou put heaps of work in but in areas people like me have little interest in, obscure names to a lot of people and certainly me. So if I haven't thanked you it's only because the work you do isn't the sort of thing I can generally be arsed with, that doesn't mean it isn't extraordinarily useful to a bunch of folk hereabouts because it definitely is. TL:DR You do work I wouldn't touch if you paid me. I make dumb jokes and annoy trolls. Both kinds make the world go around.
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    Activists

    Oh I think it was more than likely just old age.
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    People who've got a thread

    Two wrongs don't make a right. Where does it end? Anyone who had any kind of fame ever has a dedicated thread because they might die? Still, we could match up two things I detest in one go, every entry in the 'who managed a fuck and is having a baby' can have a thread for their latest addition from the start. Last time I looked this was a site for deadpooling, and whilst I'm as likely to be dragged off topic as the next person (possibly even more so, I have the attention span of a gnat), I tend not to start these lunacies.
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    Inverse Dead Pool 2024

    Yeah, but I'm staying in the running for being the absolute bottom of this. Next year I'm doing my lists for dp's and inverse exactly the same - with one crucial difference - once they're done I'm swapping them.
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    Janey Godley

    Semi-seriously? Not too soon for me personally. I've never really subscribed to the theory 'never speak ill of the dead', if you have criticisms of someone whilst they're alive why should this suddenly change the minute they kick the bucket? For their relatives and friends of course one bites ones tongue, quite rightly, no reason to give unnecessary offence. But that's mostly even true for people when they're alive anyway (though of course not always). "The Media" have to be careful because family and friends will probably be amongst those who read/see it. So to a degree from an outside perspective it always appears they are more likely to criticize the living than the dead. Of course exactly who they criticize whilst alive in the first place is open to debate .
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    Deathrace 2025

    Don't even mind Slade it's annoying but far from the worst - which leads me to... Thinking of doing Whamaggedon one way or another again this year (I really really don't like that song), might start a thread if I remember in a month. I've never ever made it, though I've been within 3 days - then Tesco, the bastards, did for me.
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    Janey Godley

    Oh you of all people know the answer to this Uli, it starts with P and ends in olitics.
  22. I have nosh ideas wot you aresh talking aboutsh? Mate I love you, always have.
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    Football

    Must not... mention.....what....his... name....is...an.....anagram...of....bite...my...tongue...everyone...already...knows... Gah.
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    Deaths of the Silver Screen III

    Oh, Ok. I'd feel a bit hard done by if I had to get 4 whilst others get 3. But since it's not me on this occasion (nor in fact anyone yet of course), fair enough
  25. Nor does anyone except Mr Doom and Gloom pessimist is my middle name. Speculation again, and it's exactly the same in the Yank Election thread with 'gut feeling' and other emotive bullshit. The laugh is, it's not just here, it's goaded on by news media of all flavours who also have nothing substantial so they print supposition because it's all they have and they need an income.
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