En Passant

Well that's a hanging offence all by itself.

2nd prize in the Karate kicking the net curtains competition?

Has to be in the running, didn't start a new thread yet.

"Pulls out due to paralyzed genitals"? Fnarr fnarr.

Ha, that's one of my favourite clips on the subject. In The West Wing there is also this line from the French ambassador when asked to intervene on Americas behalf because they don't want to be seen acting first for political reasons only as being called on to assist... "You are always stating you are the leaders of the free world, so... lead". The common theme? Both scenes are written by Aaron Sorkin.

Well it definitely wasn't one up the Buttigieg.

Unconvinced. I reckon somebody had previously used the pub including but not necessarily its toilet then just ran into the sign knocking the Wo at the beginning off and nobody has repaired it.

One might imagine.

Possibly. Possibly also equal to about a week. Get in there, throw some opinions about, mostly badly spelled, grammatically error strewn and probably badly punctuated. Create at least one thread for every three posts starting with your second or third post. Claim anyone over 30 is old, 40 ancient and 50 struggle to believe they have lasted this long having been born around the same time as the dinosaurs were wiped out. Get upset and throw a tantrum if any of these are questioned. Get personal. Get rude. Get banned. Or just leave maybe, to infest whatever site grabbed your attention 30 seconds ago. All too familiar. In fact there's a checklist somewhere I can't be asked to look up.

Everyone forgot what they had here.

Me too. Always imagined some news report.... Andrew Smith - BBC business news There's absolutely nothing remarkable about the town of Corby in Northamptonshire, but they do have some sharp creases in their trousers in that part of the world so they look good in meetings even if nobody knows what the meetings are about since nothing is made in Corby. *I also found them useless and for the same reason - this'd be fine if my trousers already had a crease because then I wouldn't have to spent 30 minutes trying to line them up correctly to put a crease where there isn't quite one, and not end up with wonky looking legs.

His crusading journalism, getting right in peoples faces shurely? Way before that American bloke who copied his style. Didn't even know the bloke could sing.

I'm so excited by this I've got the sort of stiffy that caused it in the first place. Ok, that may not actually be true.