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    So the internet tells me, and it must be true because it's the internet, that the global temperature has risen 0.8 degrees Celsius since 1880. So what's all the fucking fuss about? Crack open another can of deodorant, jump on a Boeing 747 and let's party.

    it's not just the internet 97% of scientists believe global warming is real and a threat.
    Couldn't give a fuck. 97% of my friends believe that I'm a living fucking legend, doesn't make it true. Even though it is.
    shoot your argument in the foot there.

     

    And judging by Lards avatar-pic.. the bullet went clean between the testicles. (Although it looks more like me ex-wifes vaginal prolapse...)

     

    Are you my ex-husband? :D

     

    Um.. it depends on whether you have a vaginal prolapse like two rashers of smoked bacon and a hairy wart on the cleft of your perineum ?? :hatsoff: (If your name isn't Amanda, then it's very unlikely L.B.) ;)

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    Rules and scoring for the Hartlepool Deadlypool

     

     

    I remember a chat with NAP in which we discussed the rules. I suggested the Morris dancing bonus. Has it ever been awarded?

     

     

    John Inman had dressed up a Morris dancer in Are You Bing Served

     

    I didn't know Mr Crosby appeared in that.. was he staying at the 'Holiday Inn' next door to the Grace Brothers department store ?

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    I'll be totally straightly honest here, I have never had any issue or grief with any member of TDF.

    The regular gang of posters are an entertaining bunch of down to earth folk who are harmless enough with a great sense of humour, wit, common sense & intelligence IMO.

     

    My rule of thumb is 'treat others here how you would like to be treated yourself'. Slagging off/taking the pi$$ out of the dead is why I'm here. That's about it really.

     

    If I want to be a bitch & slag off fellow forum members I'll join 'Mumsnet' or the 'Gay-Forum'.

    You missed out 'utter fucking geniuses'................... :D

     

    I was going to type that actual phrase but my right wrist got cramp in it... and I wanted a poo, so lost my train of thought at that juncture. Soz. :P

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    Michael Douglas

    Let's wait for official confirmation or at least a couple more months, if nobody else, daddy Kirk will release a statement for his golden boy....personally, I don't believe in these rumors just like those of Janet...

     

    It's a race to the reaper.. who will meet him first.. Michael or Kirk ?

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    Alanis Morissette. Close but not quite. There was rain on my wedding day; and yes, good advice that I just didn't take. I met the man of my dreams, there was no beautiful wife but he did move back to Holland. All unfortunate but not really ironic.

     

    Thank you disillusionment...

     

    :) I've asked for the Jagged Little Pill anniversary boxed set for my birthday.

    Ah indeed, it'll be the 20th anniversary since her album was unleashed upon the more discerning, listening public.. and a damn fine album it was too ! The lyrics to 'You Oughta Know' still ring through my ears when I left my ex-wife.. after I caught her muff-ruffling with another woman, as ya do.

     

    (I only left her 'cos she wouldn't share) :glare:

     

    Keep up the posting quality, you are certainly in the gang now.

    We wont be mugging you for your dinner money.

     

    Thanks Lord F.N. although Mrs Taters (mk II) does me a (somewhat generous & yes, sarnies prepared by someone else always tastes better) packed lunch most days (when I can't be arsed to make up a Spam,grated Red Leicester,sweet onion pickle & finely chopped lettuce '4 slicer'),I'm like the Queen in that I don't carry money on me whilst on my delivery rounds at work.. which don't half pi$$ the Nottingham muggers off. Any tips given by appreciative customers soon get spent at the nearest chippy or Maccie D's.. just to be on the safe side. ;)

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    Alanis Morissette. Close but not quite. There was rain on my wedding day; and yes, good advice that I just didn't take. I met the man of my dreams, there was no beautiful wife but he did move back to Holland. All unfortunate but not really ironic.

     

    Thank you disillusionment...

     

    :) I've asked for the Jagged Little Pill anniversary boxed set for my birthday.

    Ah indeed, it'll be the 20th anniversary since her album was unleashed upon the more discerning, listening public.. and a damn fine album it was too ! The lyrics to 'You Oughta Know' still ring through my ears when I left my ex-wife.. after I caught her muff-ruffling with another woman, as ya do.

     

    (I only left her 'cos she wouldn't share) :glare:

     

     

    Obviously you don't mind sharing ST.

     

    'Generosity' 'tis my middle name, DS :hatsoff:

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    My work wouldn't give me the 30th of March off, as it is considered part of 'Easter week'. (?!)

     

    I thought 'fuck that' and have booked it off as 'compassionate leave' due to attendance at my late Nans funeral.

     

     

     

    Even though she passed in 2009. ;)

     

    The crematorium waiting times have gone beyond a joke now.

     

    :flame2: I totally agree ! We got fed up of waiting & gave her a good send off in me Dads back garden on Bonfire night in 2010.

     

    My brother drew the short straw & scooped up her ashes into her favourite ceramic teapot.. which proudly stands on my mantelpiece to this very day. It is a rather large teapot & my Dad my brother & me have decided that when we all go & get cremated, that our ashes will be added into the aforementioned brewing vessel !

    The ultimate 'Taters-generations Teapot' ;)

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    So the internet tells me, and it must be true because it's the internet, that the global temperature has risen 0.8 degrees Celsius since 1880. So what's all the fucking fuss about? Crack open another can of deodorant, jump on a Boeing 747 and let's party.

    it's not just the internet 97% of scientists believe global warming is real and a threat.
    Couldn't give a fuck. 97% of my friends believe that I'm a living fucking legend, doesn't make it true. Even though it is.
    shoot your argument in the foot there.

     

    And judging by Lards avatar-pic.. the bullet went clean between the testicles. (Although it looks more like me ex-wifes vaginal prolapse...)

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    I've just been looking at the wiki page too. The creator is still alive as well and at 85 may also be worth keeping an eye on. I was obsessed with Jemima the rag doll as a kid, probably explains my dress sense!

     

    This remains one of my favourite outakes.

     

    Ah yes, good old Fred Harris. He did look like Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys, with an afro.

     

    "They say he changes with the teds fall down..."

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