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    Anyone else remember this? The Moog Cookbook

     

    Second one is Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana

     

    (..well I found it funny anyway)

    As much as it pains me to say this in response to one of your posts, that is fucking awesome.

     

    It's like Daft Punk, but on state benefits.

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    Ah, well, at least Debbie still has her Alsations,eh.

    ???? Tell us more, oh master-of-celebrity-sex-weirdness?

     

     

    Debbie Does Doggies?

     

    You'll like this, Winalot!

     

     

    Debbie Does Dog food???????

     

    Not quite, however, there is a grainy old 7mm film purporting to show a young Linda Lovelace at it with Lassies cousin, another alsation,

     

     

    And there's those rumors about Catherine the Great..........Dane

     

    EFA

     

    EFA ? As in Enormously Flaccid Anus ?

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    Tom Bailey had his own band, I think. He certainly had quite an elaborate light show. I would have enjoyed his set earlier in the evening, but as a closing act we found it a bit depressing as the Thompson Twins songs tend to be a bit downbeat. I want something a bit more cheerful to finish.

     

    But yes, there is a house band and very good they are too.

     

    Not going this year as there's nobody I'm keen to see that I haven't seen before. They have Andy Bell as one headliner, I would probably go if Vince was there as well. Either they won't pay them enough, or Vince doesn't want to do it. I'd rather go and see Erasure next time they tour instead.

    My brother bought me Erasures '40 Pop Hits' CD for my birthday.

    One of my 'guilty pleasures', them and Depeche Mode. I must be a subconscious Vince Clarke fan methinx. :ph34r:

     

     

    Guilty pleasure, really? :blink: I wouldn't put either in that category.

     

    Erasure, yes.. with me being a heterosexual chap.. as most of Erasures fans consist of camp-chappies & sweet ladies who believe they can 'turn' Andy Bell. But having grown up during the 1980s, I did prefer the UK synth-pop tunes by the likes of Erasure, Depeche Mode, Human League, Howard Jones, O.M.D & most pop-orientated stuff that goes against the stereotype that most men who are now in their late 40s were fans of Dire Straits/Springsteen/Queen around 30 years ago. Though I've always had a soft spot for Madonna & Kylies pre-2006 material. Must be me feminine side. Now, where's me cowboy boots, braces & fake bushy moustache ?? Erasure my guilty pleasure, yes.. but a damn good one !! (I even bought a Jaki Graham 7" single in 1986 !)

    ;)

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    I always thought Wpeout was quite good.

     

    http://ukgameshows.com/ukgs/Wipeout

     

    Great show. Enjoyed it more with Bob Monkhouse presenting though. He always seemed an odd choice...

     

     

    Bob Monkhouse could make any pile of shit tv show into a great watch. He had the knack

     

    Indeed he did.. and he's dead, as will Paul Daniels be.. around April Fools day by my reckoning. :burnash:

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    Kenny Easterday, the "Man with Half A Body" who fathered a child and made regular appearances on the Jerry Springer Show, dead at 45.

     

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    I see there's no mention of a child in the announcement.

     

    Kenny was well loved by his family of which he leaves behind a Dad, Mom a Brother, Sister 12 nephews and nieces and Aunts and Uncles.

    According to his wiki page (I know it's not the best place for refernce) he had a biological daughter, Desiree.

    It also says

    "Apparently, there is some debate whether or not he had fathered a child by his fiancée Nikki"

    with a link to a 2010 report that says

    "Tonight a DNA test will reveal if he is the biological dad to one of his fiancée's two children.

     

    I haven't investigated further though.

    Wouldn't that have been why he appeared on Springer?

    That was half the reason.

     

    Edit: tough crowd today. Goddamn....

     

    You beat me to it.. I was going to make a comment about his coffin being basically a bedside cabinet with the three drawers removed. Oh well., I suppose the mourners at his wake will all get legless.

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    Tom Bailey had his own band, I think. He certainly had quite an elaborate light show. I would have enjoyed his set earlier in the evening, but as a closing act we found it a bit depressing as the Thompson Twins songs tend to be a bit downbeat. I want something a bit more cheerful to finish.

     

    But yes, there is a house band and very good they are too.

     

    Not going this year as there's nobody I'm keen to see that I haven't seen before. They have Andy Bell as one headliner, I would probably go if Vince was there as well. Either they won't pay them enough, or Vince doesn't want to do it. I'd rather go and see Erasure next time they tour instead.

    My brother bought me Erasures '40 Pop Hits' CD for my birthday.

    One of my 'guilty pleasures', them and Depeche Mode. I must be a subconscious Vince Clarke fan methinx. :ph34r:

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    I always used her name for Cockney rhyming slang when I was announcing that I was off for a piss.

     

    'Just goin' for a Harper Lee'

     

    Looks like I'll be using Leslie 'trout-pout' Ashs' name instead now....

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    Most of those on the list may not be excpected/predicted but a pop or rock musician in their 60s/70s dying would not be shocking

     

    Got to agree here - the poll question is worded in such a way that it implies it would be shocking. It would be better worded "which of these is going to be the next big music death"?

     

    Also misses quite a few significant characters - Keith Richards, Roger Daltrey, Pete Townsend, Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, Ray Davies, Brian Wilson, Eric Burdon, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, David Crosby, Roger Waters, David Gilmour, John Cale, Steve Winwood, Roger Chapman, Robert Wyatt, Donovan, Ringo Starr, Billy Joel ...

     

    But I suppose none of them would be particularly shocking! Except maybe Steve Winwood on a good day.

     

    Also Stevie Wonder.I have always thought he is too fat to reach a great age!

     

    Perhaps, but he won't see it coming.

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    Cliff Richard could also be included on that list. Not saying he's about to pop his clogs, but it would certainly be a shocker if he died within the next year.

     

    Dunno, being investigated on suspected paedo charges has gotta be pretty stressful and would take its toll on a man in his seventies

     

    True.. but God loves him (apparently), so methinx Cliff'ard will be around well into the next decade. Just.

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    Facing new charges of indecent assault

     

    http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-35561645

    I bet this will finish him and his wife off sooner or later.I mean they are both ill and a lot of stress plus the realisation they will both die apart will surely take a toll.I do wonder if Alwen suffers from Alzheimer`s.My friend was speculating on this earlier saying that she was acting really strange at his last trial by smiling to the cameras and appearing jolly.Certainly seems a plausible theory.

     

     

    I think it will finish Arwen off, although she's probably not aware of what's going on.

     

    She's still waiting for Rolf to tie that young, sacred kangaroo down...

     

     

    What happens next ? Answers on a postcard to,

     

    Joey Deacon competition

    C/O Blue Peter

    BBC Television Centre,

    LONDON,

    W12 8QT.

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    SC, There's something rather disturbing about your attitude towards suicide.

    Yeah, SIR CREEP is the 'disturbed' one.

    well creep is in your name.

     

    Kid, are ya on your lappy, under your duvet with a torch in your mouth??

     

    It'll be an ipad.

     

    An i-pad in his mouth ?? I struggle to wedge the wifes i-phone up me arse !!

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    Actually football bores me rigid but I've learned not to tell anyone because it only incites a lecture. oops....

     

    I cannot sit and watch a football match but I do spend quite a time pouring over the tables looking at the statistics. It also means I can hold a football conversation appearing knowledgeable (blagging)

     

    Same here. Although I have never been to a football match,I know more about the stats & league tables. Self confessed 'sad-twat in an anorak armed with flask of weak-lemon drink & talks like Mr Bean'. Hurr-hurr-hurr.

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    Worst job I had was 'roadie' for a mobile disco company in the early 1990s. There was a small (five/six) gang of us older teenage/early 20 something lads & lasses who did all the dance routines and wore this naff uniform, (a bit like redcoats but patronisingly shite & budget-style) Setting up a mobile disco for this creepy 40 something single bloke called 'Bob' who we discovered had set up video cameras upstairs in his house so he could watch his female teenage 'dancers' get changed and all that pervy shit. (I assumed it was just the females... though 'Bob' was a one of them creepy, leery D.J.s who was probably a closet 'bi-guy'.

     

    He got his comeuppance when one of the 16 year old girls found one of his cameras by the TV, nicked the cam, told her Dad and he belted the shit out of 'Bob'. Yes, paedos existed 25 years ago ! :bat:

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    Anybody seen Brucie lately??

    He did that 'sorry I cant be with you' bollocks for Strictly but since then absolutely nothing.

    A certainty for this year.

    Bruce Forsythe is on the list you clown.

     

    It's 'Forsyth'. The only saga related to Brucie is the type of holiday he goes on every June with his darkie-wife.

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