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    Tom Jones said just a few months ago that his wife was the most I mportant thing in his life. How long will he last now that she's dead?

     

     

    Hmm, I'd say the lack of near death action on this thread is a testament to Tom's general good health. Devastated or not; he's in fine form for one his age and his drug of choice for most of his glory years was a decent leg-over; so he hasn't got the drugs/smokin'/drink mileage that gave Lemmy congestive heart failure. Tom'll bounce back I reckon.

     

    Rebound as opposed to Reload ?

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    Eddie calls on the people to force him to resign, saying "The next 24 hours could change Britain!" in the Independent: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/david-cameron-panama-papers-offshore-fund-edward-snowden-british-public-should-rise-up-and-force-pm-a6974231.html

     

     

    Wouldn't it be ironic if The Independent encourage readers to stay in the EU ?

     

    The only thing that "paper" is Independent of, is reality.

    Their now-dead print edition was its last fig leaf of being anything other than a barely-disguised Islamic version of TMZ with a few soccer stories on the side.

     

    BTW stop stealing my rants.

     

    1. It's ONE rant, not multiple.

    2. I'm not stealing, it's 'selective copy & paste-ing'

     

    If there isn't a ' © ' symbol next to your post then I can type what I jolly well like.

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    I wouldn't have been so polite :)

     

    Anyhoo the only alias I'm working on at the moment is 'Jennie Saville' for mumsnet. Want to see how long her 'who's the cutest child that isn't your own' thread lasts when I get round to it..

     

     

    Shit, missed that trick. I'll sign up again under the name 'Jemima Savile from Leeds'.

     

    Note to self : must remember 'Mumsnet', not 'NetMums'....

     

    'Mumsnet' is the northern, heavily tattoo-ed, 30 Richmonds a day, single woman with different coloured kids forum that hates men & old people.

    'NetMums' is the southern yummy-mummy, 4x4 driver, hubby plays golf with his boss on Sundays while Daphne & Olivia go horse-riding with that fit ,young (but sadly gay) Sebastian forum.

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    I thought for a long time that it was "Her golden lips like cherries". I found it puzzling, having never seen a golden cherry.

     

    There actually is a golden cherry but the lyric is as I wrote. My wife is a Tom Jones fan and I've heard all his songs many times.

     

    http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/arugula-golden-cherries-marcona-almonds-and-parmigiano-reggiano-51107210

     

    Ah the old, 'my wife is a Tom Jones fan...'.

     

     

    Are they the ones who keep running out of underwear... and consequently don't wear any ?

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    Out of curiosity I had a look on Mumsnet.

     

    2 hours later, I'm now known as 'Tracey from Chelmsford'., complete with 4 kids off different dads, a cannabis dependant boyfriend with 'Insert a black dildo here' tattoo-ed above & between his arse-cheeks & I'm now an avid fan of Philip Schofield, Olly Murs & Judge Rinder. :)

     

    At least here we don't discuss 'how to force-feed chicken nuggets to your brats' & 'farting in supermarkets then blaming it on the old dear in front of you at the checkout'.

     

    Are you sure you haven't confused it with Netmums? Mumsnet members wouldn't be seen dead on "Nethuns", as they call it.

     

    Netnuns ! What a crackin' site that is. Especially the 'Washing clothes forum'... ideal if one has a dirty habit.

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    You've not been in 'chat' yet then it appears....

    I didn't get the chance as I discovered there were 47 other 'Traceys from Chelmsford' already on the members list.

     

    So I've deleted my 'account' there... and joined Netnuns instead.

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    Great idea for eliminating contestants on the next Big Brother, X Factor & B.G.T.

    Good question. One which I'm sure the vast majority of our American 'gun-totin, rootin-tootin' chaps here can answer.

     

    :2guns::duck::shoot:

     

     

    More to the point, once we find the volunteers and the money-hungry psychiatrists who'll draw up the paperwork for the volunteers to sign...

     

     

    I'd say the show that answers the one trigger/two trigger question is reality television gold

     

     

    Reality Roulette.

     

    Get the trigger question on 'the dynamics of quantum entanglement' wrong & watch them sweat for the last 10 seconds of their pitiful life.

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    A job for Michael McIntyre & John Bishop methinx.

     

    They'd look good backed up against a wall facing a balaclava-ed firing squad or cowering under a 6ft Halibut chap with a freshly sharpened machete.

     

    The key word here is comedian. Do Michael McIntyre and John Bishop fit into that category ?

     

    Only if you're a Liverpudlian or a Chinese take-away delivery driver with a 1965 Paul McCartney haircut.

     

    Twice as funny if you're a Liverpudlian-Chinese take-away delivery driver with a 1965 Paul McCartney haircut.

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    Tempted to adjust my name drastically to

     

    Clit Eastwood

     

    My taters aren't as scraggy as they used to be. Hurrah for Nivea !

    Bit of a problem. It wont let me do it 'cos there's a space between the t & the E.

     

    ?! Your user-name has a lovely space between Paul & Bearer, as does a space currently exists betwixt Scraggy & Taters.

     

    Maybe the Deathlist computer objects to a gap between the letters 't' & 'e' ?

     

    Unless, between the t & the E.. you type in an underline '_' instead of a space (shift key the hyphen '-', the one right of the zero / 0 key).

     

    Clit_Eastwood ?

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    The electorate need to remember the day to give David Cameron an electoral kicking is 5th May not 23rd June

    I've never understood why people advocate punishing the party running the Westminster government by voting against that party in the local government elections.

     

    If my local council is doing what I consider to be a great job, why would I vote them out because their colleagues at Westminster are arseholes?

     

    Surely the time to kick the Westminster government up the arse is at the next general election.

     

    He was talking about not voting to get out of the EU so he wouldn't lose his talentless, cushy, sweet-arse, golden cherry plum instant-diabetes-causing fucking silk-panties-wearing Rococo cupcake of a job.

     

    That settles it. I'm voting out of the EU.

     

     

    The European Onion is shit anyway. Up yours Cameron, you faggoty-Tory, talentless, lilywhite-arse, golden cherry plum instant-diabetes-causing fucking silk-panties-wearing Rococo cupcake, playing pocket billiards during prime-ministers-question-time, pig-fucking nonce.

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