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  1. Godot

    Ronnie Biggs

    That's nice to hear. I'm sure she was just as big a fan of his train robbing.
  2. Godot

    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Give the creationists a helping hand. Oh, and while your at it, remind yourself how it all began.
  3. Godot

    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Make your own men's toiletry advertisement.
  4. Animal suicides, including a small item on Goth Hamsters and observations on the eating preferences of cows ( they like to stand either facing north or south).
  5. That's what I thought. Wikipedia tells me that humanity munches through some 5 million horses a year, far fewer than #10 on that quiz. And yes, horse is pretty good. I'm aware that in most English speaking countries they rather eat the rider. Dutch culinary values toward horse vary from abhorrance to delight. Most Dutch consider horse as something the poor eat and therefore as less attractive1. It's a well known fact that quite some horse meat finds its way in sausage and it's occasionally available at butcher's. I eat it regularly 1All human tastes, fashions and prejudices work as much for food as for other things we do daily for survival. regards, Hein It's not easy to find here but a vet friend used to slip me a nice bit of Shergar fillet now and again.
  6. Nine, never thought of rabbit, surprised horse wasn't there. Horse is pretty good.
  7. In Mongolia they have mucky millions of marmots and these make good eating apparently. The marmot is like a big quick hamster. Here's one that was prepared earlier.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2012

    He was in and out of my team more times than your left leg in the hokey cokey. He ended up as first reserve behind two or three real chancers - fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
  9. Godot

    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    Christmas over, get to the gym.
  10. Godot

    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    That smacks of a cover up.
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    I'd say it was OK here if he was prepared to administer his totally bewildering scoring system that I never did understand. Besides, I don't want to upset him, but I never liked the wallpaper. You can't say that in someone's website. But I always wiped my feet before entering and never said a bad word to Bellender (even though he was a bit slow with the drinks and always put too much gin in my glass).
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    The Hartlepool Deadlypool

    Oh well if you will, I will: 1. Robin Gibb 2. Faustino Sainz Munoz 3. Adelbaset Al Megrahi 4. Crispian Hollis 5. Etta James 6. Penny Marshall 7. Nigel Callaghan 8. Geoffrey Hughes 9. Jeb Corliss 10. Alex Honnold
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    Crashing Companies

    It's a shame they need to print that. Development in technology is away from chemical photography. Of course, digital cameras are much more easy to use and cheaper as well, yet the story is not as black-and-white as that: the old methods still give superior results. Professionals are fixated to use it. Unfortunately that's not enough for Eastman to enlarge profits enough to survive. Oh well, there are always the pictures. regards, Hein Isn't it odd that companies can grow but they never seem capable of shrinking? As you say there will continue to be a specialist demand for film and prints so why couldn't a smaller niche-focused Kodak handle that?
  14. And where else to post a naked bunny girl?
  15. Those Omlet guys thought of everything except where to put the knitting needles.
  16. If Hammer Horror made Hamster Horror.....
  17. Whoops, can someone remove the double post? My internet went down for the umpteenth time at the crucial moment and I must have pressed twice.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Very well said Syd, now go get yourself an avatar. The Fred West cut-out doesn't do you justice.
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    Time Added

    Gary Ablett. I remember him. Edit: Bollocks just looked up at post before the one before this. :banghead: I'll just stick to observations.
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    Wait a minute. Did you mention an "I love knitting for my hamsters" forum? Please tell me more. You're so right about the dwindling lack of interest and then there's the boring posts about people dying who most of us never heard of or want to hear of. Tell me about it. I came here years ago Googling something about George Best and people gave me stick and I gave them some stick back and then someone was really nice to me and I felt the lurv and, yes, you're right there are some real screwballs here and since I'm as mad as a hatter I feel right at home among them, or at least I did until I heard about the hamster knitting forum. I had a hamster - three in fact, but they all died and, I'm ashamed to confess, I never knitted them so much as a pair of underpants. But I would have done had I been able to find a forum of genial hamsterwear enthusiasts. Please, please tell me where I can find it and take me away from this miserable place. I need help. My son told me I was a sicko and a weirdo at Christmas, the family regard me as an embarrassment; here they seem to tolerate me, for now at least. In fact it's a remarkably tolerant place and tolerance is a virtue is it not in this cynical world? You're so right about everything. But you can't just come in here promising hamster outfitting heaven and then just wander off discarding us like an empty chocky wrapper. We need your help o knowing one. Give us a sign. Well a click through to the hamster knitting forum would do me, personally, but others may want something a little more profound. Not since the George Melly forum provided a little fleeting relief has anyone promised any kind of deliverance from this cesspit of degeneracy friendly little community.
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    Harper Lee

    This is a fine pick. I think her book was the only set text book I actually enjoyed reading.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    At Christmas too. Is the Mail suggesting it would have mattered less any other time of the year?
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    James Randi

    Nah, gonna raise an objection on that one: I remember Randi being on British TV all the time as a nipper back in the 80s, I'm sure he used to do Aspel and Wogan and shit. Plus his endless dedication to trolling Uri Geller, combined with his One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge, means he's a legit celebrity. Not a "BREAKING NEWS CANCEL EASTENDERS" when he dies death, but he'll get a BBC obituary. I didn't watch much telly during the 80s. The only person I remember accusing Geller of being a glorified magician was Ali Bongo. I see Randi has a big enough Wikipedia spread but that's hardly a fame test. I'd put him with Ruby Muhammad and Fergie Frederiksen as "not worthies" in what should be an unimpeachable fame test. Anyway it's all academic since the committee does as it likes as always. I'm still a banana. Your Casandra Jardine DDP pick is better known IMHO.
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    Saif Al-Islam Gaddafi

    Perhaps the list of the dead could use fractions this year if Saif continues to be torn off a strip or taken down a peg, so to speak.
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    James Randi

    If this one passes the DL's fame test, then I'm a banana.
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