Dr. Zorders

Or as it's also known, the "Quick let's give him something before he snuffs it" award. Previous recipients include this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yo-Yo_Ma What an idiot. Doesn't he realise it's Yo Ma-Ma not Yo-Yo Ma? He has no grasp of American humour at all.

Yes! I'm excited. Of course just because they had recent looking profiles doesn't mean they didn't drop dead yesterday does it? No idea where you intend to get that confirmation short of calling them up on the phone, though.

I think he might be onto something. There have been funny rumblings in the last few years. The old fighters (well those that are alive) maybe getting bored of peace. They see all the civil wars all over the world getting the attention and they start pining for the old days, wanting a piece of the action.

Heheh.. yeah. I found a couple of the others, one of them was a lecturer, can't remember what the other was but probably something similar. Both had fairly recent looking internet profiles in which they proudly list their former service as an MEP.

RIP.

Oh fuck. Just spotted that. Poor bugger.

The fearless Canadian F1 driver Gilles Villeneuve died on May 8 1982 at the Zolder circuit in Belgium, in one of the most violent and spectacular crashes ever in F1. And also sci-fi author Robert A. Heinlein died today in 1988, at the age of 80. He wrote the novel on which the popular 1990s sci-fi film Starship Troopers (directed by the same guy who made Total Recall and Robocop) was based.

Fixed that for you.

Now Captain Crackhead has gone missing. He has claimed to be in rehab, but there have been reported sightings of him all over Toronto. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2622964/Have-seen-man-Toronto-gripped-frenzied-search-Rob-Ford-speculation-mounts-crackhead-mayor-NOT-rehab.html

I've heard of him. He wouldn't take any shit from anybody. Hence his nickname "No Shit Sherlock"! (Actually I just googled Alexander Sherlock and found this. How hard was that?) http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/obituary-dr-alexander-sherlock-1079331.html

Judging by the number of errors in that post I would suggest you were wrong - you did not go to school. Haha. Beat me to it. Great minds and all that, eh?

With a name like Guest_Guest you're asking a lot of us to believe you went to school.

That's all very well MPFC. But what about the only Northern Irish political death I'm interested in. And many others are interested in. I'll give you a clue, he's big, he's old, he has a limited vocabulary, and he must have used to make himself so hoarse shouting "NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!" every 2 seconds that he probably spent half his life's wages on throat soothing lozenges.

I'm apologising in advance for this one. I asked my Dad why there are so many burn marks on the floor. He said "I used to drop a lot of acid".

If this folk metal song doesn't make you laugh, you're either........ 1. The kind of tw.. er, person who listens to this music all the time. 2. Less easily amused than me, maybe? 3. Or maybe just someone who's a bit severe 4. Swedish....... you understand the lyrics so it's not quite as funny. I used to regularly listen to the most deranged death metal (and still sometimes do) and it still made me piss myself laughing. Folk metal is like the music equivalent of a D&D convention.

Christ, he's looking so bad you could mistake him for Steve Evans!

Hahaha....... I was wondering when you were gonna spot that.

I guest you're right. Sorry.

Which silent films was she in? The Our Gang series? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Gang

You hate the misuse of the English language and you think "basically" is the worst current example of it? Are you posting from the year 2001 or something? Just wait til you travel back to 2014 and discover this thing called "football" and some other sports and their commentators...

My sure hits ain't worth shit.

Ouch. He's looking like a cross between Quasimodo and Telly Savalas now. Still up and about though, I guess.

Is he biting someone under there?

Can you, er....... clarify your complaint for me? I have no idea what you're trying to say. You're making about as much sense as charon after he's just woken up from general anesthetic. EDIT: (Oh I see. It's a joke about a rock group. Oh well. I had a little dig at charon there so it wasn't an entirely wasted post was it?).

"Oooh dear." as he might say. In fairness, that's poor in fairness. I hear all the girls agree, when Willie gets his cue out, snooker can be en-gross-ing...