Dr. Zorders

Hah... well yeah I guess maybe I was trying to say he's like a Nelson Mandela for Americans.

True. This guy's like the black version of John Paul II or something, isn't he? No matter how incredibly frail and immobile he is they all still see him as a god and desperately want to be photographed with him before he croaks. Or maybe he's just the best thing they got since Michael Jackson died, I dunno....

Wow, that was fast.....

Wow....... I was just suggesting him the other week after Fred Phelps died......

Gabriel Garcia Marquez leaves hospital in a "delicate state". http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/08/author-gabriel-garcia-marquez-leaves-hospital-in-delicate-state/

It happens to some more often than others.

Well done you're only about 24 hours after everybody else with that joke...

There's probably worse own goals. Like Gary Mabbutt's own goal in an 80s FA Cup final which cost Spurs the game if I remember rightly. That probably carries more comedy value. The less said about the Andres Escobar's goal the better, though, obviously.....

HAHAHAHA!

http://www.deathlist.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=6565

Do you guys have some info/tip-off which leads you to believe it's that guy, or are you just picking him to make a change from all the Cliff Richard jokes?

Oh, like the poor fucker who played "Maid #1" etc? I assume there must be a website which details these people or some other source you have for these people still being alive?

According to Wikipedia it's just Mickey Kuhn (b. 1932) and Olivia de Havilland who are the only surviving cast members now.

Peggy Roofer Hahaha

God, DL hasn't had this many users online since, er... What was the name of that woman who died about this time last year?

So, er....... was she off the drugs then or what? News is saying she had two kids, surely she can't have still been doing them. I'm thinking this might be just the effects of it sadly catching up with her years later.

Attention excited guests: We don't have tons of jokes about it or anything. She was off the DL radar for the most part. Try Sickipedia or Twitter. I think we all got a bit bored of druggies and other addicts after Amy Winehouse copped it.......... I definitely did anyway. So don't get too excited. That is all.

Fucking hell........

Did you update it so that the theme team league no longer says "2013" on the browser title page?

*facepalm* thanks for that RA........ just had to renumber all them..... haha...

Let's hope none of the rest of them die. Just to avoid you quoting that massive fuckin post every time, and bragging about it.

I'm sorry but that's low. (Just like Mickey.)

Yep. I'm sorry, did you just say Gabor would die? Have you had any fresh air lately, Davey?

Hahaha.... nice.