Dr. Zorders

What the hell is a faithless elector? Is it somebody who accidentally votes for the wrong person because they were off their head on E and listening to a widely-popular late-90s-early-2000s electronica group?

She's so fucking old she must be the one person who's been on his show in the last ten years who doesn't immediately think of cocaine when she hears the name.

you just need to sit down ffs..........not be pretty, take a while, but fuck it. Nope, still not understanding how that works ffs......... LOL..... sorry Lardy, but I've been chuckling away watching you being confused and annoyed by this. I'm not sure I 100% understand it myself but I'm pretty sure it's just a choking thing. You don't need to be suspended as such. They simply choke themselves - if you dangled your head from something with a belt around your neck it'd eventually asphyxiate you, you don't need necessarily your feet to be off the ground. In fact, I think that in "proper" hangings, where people get lowered from gallows or whatever, the usual cause of death is a broken neck caused by the sudden height drop, especially with the thick rope around one's neck. So there you go.

So what now? Do they just let Putin have it and that's that, or what? Has anyone got a copy of the script?

Son Michael was a good swimmer, though.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/20/kebab-seller-man-looks-like-kim-jong-un_n_5000834.html?utm_hp_ref=uk A chinese street vendor sees his business soar in popularity after people notice how similar he looks to Kim....

Oh dear. Poor thing. Your post makes me think of a great Dead Ringers quote.... "You're watching The Daily Politics. Yes, you've lost the remote again haven't you?"

Terrible tragedy.......... that he wasn't on the front page!

Did he look well or rough? Make your sodding mind up.

I must say this is a fascinating discussion. I'm glad I hung around for this one.

I think it's a bit optimistic of her to think it will chart as high as 97.

Did Hutchence and Carradine (and any others like them) really do it with a doorframe? I've seen that once in a movie, as I mentioned, but is there any sort of evidence for those guys doing it? I would have thought it was in bed with some clever rope-type contraption/combination/whatever round their necks and tugging on it with one hand. Surely it must be a bit odd pleasuring oneself while sitting on your arse against a hotel room door?

Death of Doku Umarov confirmed as well. http://www.derbydead...s_U.html#umarod http://www.bbc.com/n...europe-26634403 No idea if a non specified, dateless death would Count... While he may be dead, I would dispute that that BBC report confirms Umarov's death; it merely repeats a reports from the Kavkaz Center. No confirmation from any other (mainstream) news source; Reuters can't confirm if, RIA can't confirm it. There is, unless I'm mistaken, no source other than the Kavkaz Center website. If his own people are saying he's dead and BBC said he's dead, how is that not confirmation? Everyone took news reports as proof that OBL died, why not for some sweaty little OBL wannabe who spent all his time hiding out in abandoned warehouses and derelict train stations in the wastelands of some Russian province?

Your grandmother was born in 1987?

I promise not to taunt you about it. If you think I'm going to rabbit on and on about it, then you're wrong. And I'm sure if you still feel bad about it, over time you will find my posts to be a Wonderland of sympathy. Or a tea party of sympathy, if you like. And I'm sure the obit will come eventually, and by the time it's Christmas and everyone is singing Carrolls, you will be grinning like a Cheshire Cat.

So, er..... what is that? Just normal recipes by holocaust survivors? Or is it a collection of ingeniously resourceful recipes that will come in really useful if you are ever put into concentration camp(s)? Like how to make a lovely chilli con carne out of just dead rats?

At first I read that as "Only the 2nd politician ever to lie in parliament"... and I was rather baffled for a second.

Wow......... now the judge had to send the jury out of the court to calm down for a few minutes because they were laughing so much at the various testimony about Clifford's penis. http://www.independe...ng-9200015.html

Murray Walker was on Desert Island Discs on Sunday and he still sounds great. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03xzx62 Perhaps his taste in music is a little suspect....... but give him a break, he was born in 1923 for fuck's sake!

Thread necrophilia at its finest. Or should that be....... at its most putrid?

Could somebody explain how it's possible to hang yourself from a doorknob? (Especially if you're very tall.) Shouldn't you have to jump off something, or summat. Open the door, tie a rope or summat around the knob that is on the other side of the door you are standing against, drape the rope over the top of the door, make a noose, stand on a chair, put the noose around yer neck, kick the chair away and yer dead, or summat. Ah, the other side of the door, I see. That's still quite tricky for someone who's 6' 3", surely. Not a nice way to go, I'd imagine. Erm, actually in the one film I saw it happen in, it was just a really, really short noose/piece of rope that you tie to the doorknob on the same side you're on........ no slinging a rope over the door or anything like that. Pretty simple really. I also saw it used in an episode of The Wire as a murder method, when some character was killed for being a prison snitch (I think, can't be bothered to double check).

I'm 39 and hurtling towards the big Four-Zero, married with a 15 year old daughter and the complete opposite to TE, just had a vasectomy!! And yes it really did hurt, it's like been kicked in the balls... twice...then a nice little infection as an added extra. I hope that when you do have kids TE you enjoy them whilst they are young, because when they hit them teenage years, they can be little shits! Hence, me having the snip to avoid making the same mistake twice. To be fair that's what you get when you agree to have it done for a tenner by Leroy, the guy who owns the local garage, while his young apprentice is fixing your brakes... instead of just going to the hospital like a normal person.

Maybe he got it from 69ing.