Dr. Zorders

That's a cliché-filled dismissal of a British cult masterpiece. You stop dissing Bullseye or I'll get Leighton Rees to knock you out IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN ONE punch. Oh wait, that fucker's dead. Okay, I'll get Jocky..... oh fuck. Jim Bowen = ledge. And some of the questions were quite hard at times actually. Even harder now for anyone like me who isn't old enough to know half of the now fairly obscure news/events/minor celebrities that were the subjects of the questions. And anyway what better TV could there be than watching a couple of gormless fuckers throw away all their prizes with an ill-advised gamble, often involving the non-dart player hilariously contributing a much higher total to the final score than his partner?

At first it was funny but now I think the fact that you can name so many Cliff Richard songs/albums is a bit worrying...!

I remember in that show so she was so obsessive about keeping everything clean she would even lick carpet.

Why did the footballer get disqualified from the etch-a-sketch tournament? Because he forgot to clear his lines.... *dodges rotten fruit*

I have to dispute that. If they really knew how awful Terry Wogan is they would have walked off! Although, I have to admit to looking up some of the later episodes on YouTube recently, just to hear Les Dawson's self-deprecating routines at the start, cracked me up. Maybe if they show some Dawson episodes and I'm really that bored enough I'll watch some.

I have noticed the Blankety Blank repeats on Challenge lately. It's comforting to see something that reminds me that not everything on TV was as good as I sometimes believe that it used to be.

Wow...... chalk up a rare victory for sanity! Yeah I saw it on the "Recent deaths" page on Wiki but it was only a matter of time before it was removed..... Still interesting though. Apparently they called it the Eisenhower tree because it was always putting the golfers off by whispering stuff in their ears like "Look out for the military-industrial-complex guys, I'm telling you they're coming and they're gonna force us to go into all kinds of unnecessary wars and shit...."

You couldn't make it up.... Oh, actually you could. Easily.

So you were watching that thing about Brutalist architecture? Treating your audience like grown-ups is one thing but that guy seemed determined to cram absolutely every sentence with as many different obscure conceptual terms and references as fucking possible......

Whenever I've been through it on the train, I've always felt like Hemel Hempstead was a massive hole in the ground in the middle of nowhere. Now it turns out I was right!

http://www.independe...ll-9130592.html Anders Breivik threatens to go on hunger strike because they won't give him a PS3.

Twat Jr. now walks the earth. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2560063/Long-night-Simon-Cowell-looks-tired-happy-leaves-hospital-birth-baby-son-Eric.html

He must have spat enough saliva to fill up Lake Michigan.

That's scarily ambiguous ..... "Know who the father is?" "No but I've got a ruff idea."

Also I find the suggestion that I should click every link I see pretty alarming. I don't know what would worse about that, the virus-infected spam posts or the links that charon posts....

The whole point is that he worded it in a way that made it seem of little interest to me. And of little interest to many people. And something that sounded whimsical and possibly fictional rather than scientific and current. It was only because I coincidentally saw the news reported somewhere else just after he posted it, that I found out what he was talking about. And the funny thing is I would have not clicked, and just not responded to the post at all if I hadn't seen that. Because it sounded like something totally irrelevant and trivial, like someone blathering on about South Park or Family Guy or god knows what, instead of something moderately trivial but mildly interesting, like our new overlords sending a laptop glued on top of some lego wheels to a dusty barren landscape to look for the footprints/flags/other evidence of an American landing site that isn't there. In case you couldn't tell by the way I worded it, vaguely described links are clearly something that have been sort of semi-consciously pissing me off for a while and then it just exploded and I entirely stand by the explosion..... or something. The guest apologised too, so I think I was in the right!

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth Smell like chloroform to you?

Never heard of the fucker..... but RIP anyway. And well done DL committee. You can unclench your arseholes now.

Just as I was about to respond to MPFC by saying "No, I think he's a goner", I found this http://www.itv.com/news/update/2014-02-12/tony-benn-an-awful-lot-better-in-hospital/

Can you fucking be clear about what the fucking fuck you're fucking talking about please? Why couldn't you have put "China's moon rover declared dead" instead? Many people will be aware that China had recently landed a moon rover and found that fact quite interesting, but not all of us knew it was called "Jade Rabbit" because not every single person necessarily obsesses over every detail of every single story that you do on whatever forum/news website you normally hang out on. And it wasn't exactly given extensive coverage in the UK media. In fact I'd say most people reading that would have thought you were going on about some sodding cartoon character. That's what I thought. This is a problem that happens in regard to a number of different topics/news events all over the internet. People drop obscure names and references all day and presume everyone else knows what they're talking about. Why do so many gormless cunts just assume that just because they are familiar with the details/names involved in something, that means every single person in the world also is? BTW, I had just typed out a rant that was a lot more personally vindictive but decided to delete it because I thought it was good that you posted the news. So you got lucky that you only got called a cunt couple of times. But I'm still angry. Why is this world so full of thick, gormless cunts?

Why are you mad, father?

Tony Benn "seriously ill" and on his fourth night in hospital. http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/home-news/ex-mp-tony-benn-is-seriously-ill-in-hospital.1392159330 Looks like any day now we could be "treated" to the ultimate display of leftie thought police hypocrisy - i.e. suddenly they will be going on about "respect for the dead", which they strangely never did last April........

No way, I'm not one of them!

Hush dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm havin Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam, Spam & Spam....

Game was postponed yesterday. FFS, but I was, like, so-o-o excited about snagging a point. So-0-0?