Dr. Zorders

Piper was legitimately the greatest racebaiter in history. That. Is. The. Greatest. Thing. I. Have. Ever. Read. (this weekend)

Speaking of which: Theo Walcott's inconsiderate injury almost certainly rules out my one-shot clean sweep attempt with a theme team of probably England World Cup personnel. Yeah I noticed that. Didn't know it was yours though, nice job, haha....

Theme team league is up.

I think these horse-shit shows like "Shipping Wars" and other similar wank, stretch the term "reality" even further than the likes of Big Brother. This is (well, was....) Roy Garber Is there a single participant in one of these shows that doesn't come off as an absolute twat? Answer: No.

Erm............What is this "Babestation" you speak of?".......Erm.........it sounds really interesting......from a Death Listing researchicle sort of angle! Erm, just look on Wikipedia. The name itself is kinda just used as a generic term for the quite large amount similar channels these days. Because there are many like it that can also be found around the same channel number (900s) on Sky. OR SO I'VE HEARD.

He needs to take over now. I'm getting so bored of the annoying cow who has only lasted this long by being a faceless opinionless diplomat, I want a guy who is willing to have a moan about things....... like bloody carbuncles......

Ouch!! That's got to be zinger of the year so far...

It's probably the news... Eh? Are you trying to say Americans are too prudish to have Babestation so I would just find FOX news, or are you saying their cable is so tacky that they would have topless women reading the news? There are so many ways English like to criticise Yanks it's hard to actually tell which angle you're coming from!

Channel 800 and something, and it's still English-speaking channels? Must be American cable TV. There's probably 1000 more channels after that. I wonder what their version of Babestation is like...

Fuck that shit. You have to type their full names. The stupid cunts should only require you to type the surname unless there's a common surname somewhere. How many fucking "Thatchers" are there?

Won't be too good for me either since he's the first name on my HPDP entry.... *searches for an emoticon that consists of one of the little smiley face guys putting a pistol up to his own head but can't find one*

Why is Lord McAlpine trending? *mournful and respectful face*

Wow, he just refused to get over it even after 30 years. Was he ever invited to speak in Liverpool?

I wonder if he'll make another appearance at the Yawn-scars ceremony just like he did in 2011 and engage in some hilariously incomprehensible rambling, perhaps with Eli Wallach again. That's about the only thing that could get me to watch.

I'm 1000000000% sure it was "Deathlisters' Pet Hates" a day ago. Because that would make more sense. And then it was changed for comedy purposes by some mod yesterday when Lard started talking about that dog. Funny thing that this issue comes up in this thread yesterday, and then just today my neighbours (who have started taking in some very yappy dogs over the last few months although only for a few days at a time, they seem to be dog-sitting), have got yet another dog at the moment and it was yapping endlessly for about 45 minutes earlier.

I'm pretty ambivalent on the guy. Sometimes he is funny, often he is not. A lot like the show itself. I can't see why anyone would find it worthwhile to physically attack him for his opinions when there are far worse and more serious arseholes out there. I suppose you can keep dreaming though.

Er........ I think if they were really all that harmless he wouldn't be being tried right now. Not that I'm trying to suggest we live in an era where people are reluctant to take others in court or anything...... but just saying, I think you might be trying a bit too hard to sympathise with the offender there. I mean there were probably people trying to defend Ian Watkins by saying "he was off his head on drugs, wasn't his fault". You have to draw a line somewhere. Yes some of them might just be "milking" something which didn't even really bother them at the time. But I'm sure some of them really were badly affected by it so he's probably getting his just desserts.

Okay..... I wasn't necessarily saying you were. I was just saying, I don't want to share too many tactics with a fellow competitor that's all. I would have thought it would be a fairly understandable and respectable pick considering one of the other Top Gear crew nearly got killed a few years ago.

No offense, but why should I share my reasons with a fellow competitor? You're perfectly within your rights to ridicule me at the end of the year if he's declared medically fit as a fiddle during the summer, or something and cruises into 2015 unscathed, and even moreso if he eventually lives to be 100. But for now I think you should simply respect my choices as mine.

I thought about going for Roy Dotrice but I knew someone else had mentioned him here so I thought it wouldn't be a unique. And hey I was right. And I thought about Michael Bond and Watson too but didn't think that would be a unique, hence why I didn't go for it. So perversely, because of that, they are in fact uniques... for you! Er, actually also I thought James Watson probably has a couple of years left if not more.

http://youtu.be/FuLY9tJxP20?t=2m19s

Genius.

FERTILIZED IN SPACE....... oh fuck. That's great. I've been pondering for a while that maybe writing some absolute dreck in an eBook that I could sell to all these hideous modern nerds who have absolutely no shame and a limitless bank account from all their computer IT-type wank jobs, might be my way out of the Fritzhole/lower middle class gutter I'm in. Not sure if I actually want to go through the process of really finding out what kind of stuff makes them "tick" and trying to train myself to write that, though.

Er, did someone just change the subtitle of this thread to "Deathlisters Hate Pets"? haha.........!

Haha........ great. Hey at least I didn't put you as my joker, Sam! I'll only be getting "half points" compared to all the people that did. I hope that little consolatory crumb makes you feel a bit better. But not too much, obviously.