Dr. Zorders

Dead

I remember I first heard a mention of that band in an episode of Red Dwarf and I thought it was a joke band name made up by the scriptwriters. Just because it's such a long name I guess.

ooh you trickster! There goes your unique pick More like unique prick.

No, I think this guy seriously misunderstood some sarcasm or something. Or fabricated it entirely.

ooh... Er......... what? No. If I get to the end of those slides and one of my posts isn't featured as one of the "reasons", I'm gonna be pissed off.

Ok. Has anyone actually spent this long in a coma (whether medically induced or not) after a skiing accident and made it? I can't really recall many "famous" ski accidents except the fatal ones. I'm starting to think he's a goner now.

Let's just say, I really hope the grandkids at his bedside brought their phones/something to read. Maybe even a Monopoly board.

Yeah, he's had more downgrades over the last week or so than the US economy. It's getting ridiculous. It's like they put out a new alert every time his face turns a different shade of beige or something. Just shut up and tell us when he's dead you tedious, melodramatic Middle East fucks!

That first pic is scary. Seriously scary. The way he's looking at us, it's....... zombie-like. He has the look in his eye of an extremely spiteful, demented vagrant who's never forgotten your face since that time in April 1996 when you refused to buy a copy of the Big Issue off him. And he's giving you a few seconds of his best death stare, just before he comes at you with a giant meat hammer.

ok. last comments for now. Anyone noticed the slight er, "running theme" of Mad Maureen's list? Obviously an old bat who hates homos - could it be Brigitte Bardot maybe? And I like the fact that we have two theme teams based on fat people, and their only common pick is James Corden.

Thanks so much for that. Now I merely have the same number of unique picks as Time does. Thanks a lot, here's what I think of that, Dead and Dusted. No offense.

Oh FUCK YOU Dead and Dusted! I was hoping for Ian Kennedy Martin to be a unique pick Fuck!

Haha, some new (presumably American) entrant calls himself "The Wanky Yankee". I'd like to shake that guy by the hand.... er, his other hand, that is.

Great to see Rob Ford on there, although surprised there isn't more teams picking him. Come on, big fat fucker like that smoking crack in his mid forties. If he doesn't have a heart attack there's every chance of a suicide, fucking nutjob. On another note, I guess the people still picking Scott Hall didn't see the reports about the miracle work Diamond Dallas Page is doing in saving the lives of deadbeat, junkie wrestlers like Hall and Jake Roberts.

Holy fuck, Schumacher too. Wow, the guy might have even bought himself "pole position" on the drop forty for fucks sake. How likely was that 2 weeks ago.

LOL @ sheer amount of people who picked Ian Watkins.

Haha.......... there's a team called "Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice"!

Ooh this is great. I feel just like one of those comic-book-movie-obsessives when a little bit of a movie script gets leaked or something. Except I've actually had sexual intercourse.

Neil Kinnock was ahead of Thatcher many times during the 1980s. In fact, I would dare say "most" of the time. (Although I'm not old enough to personally remember). And he still got whooped twice. So yeah, polls don't necessarily m,ean that much mid-term. Although, obviously Cuntmeron is not even in the same sport as Thatcher, nevermind league. Exactly.Camerons no Thatcher (ie he couldn't lead a poodle on a walk round the garden) and no matter how poor Miliband is,he's not going to do a good impersonation of a football hooligan the week before the election like Kinnock did in 92 (I assume)! No but he does a good impression of a slimy little Marx-worshipping dweeb who probably doesn't even know who Winston Churchill is, and would sign over everything to Emperor Van Rompuy on day 1, then move out of no. 10 and into his new job as "Regional Tsar of Britanniaville" or whatever, and have the houses of parliament turned into a museum/tourist attraction. So that might put a lot of people off. You won't be voting labour then I take it? Er....... actually I'm hoping that some kind of apocalypse happens, or an anarchist revolution breaks out before 2015 just to relieve me of the agony of having to choose which one is least awful.

Neil Kinnock was ahead of Thatcher many times during the 1980s. In fact, I would dare say "most" of the time. (Although I'm not old enough to personally remember). And he still got whooped twice. So yeah, polls don't necessarily m,ean that much mid-term. Although, obviously Cuntmeron is not even in the same sport as Thatcher, nevermind league. Exactly.Camerons no Thatcher (ie he couldn't lead a poodle on a walk round the garden) and no matter how poor Miliband is,he's not going to do a good impersonation of a football hooligan the week before the election like Kinnock did in 92 (I assume)! No but he does a good impression of a slimy little Marx-worshipping dweeb who probably doesn't even know who Winston Churchill is, and would sign over everything to Emperor Van Rompuy on day 1, then move out of no. 10 and into his new job as "Regional Tsar of Britanniaville" or whatever, and have the houses of parliament turned into a museum/tourist attraction. So that might put a lot of people off.

Neil Kinnock was ahead of Thatcher many times during the 1980s. In fact, I would dare say "most" of the time. (Although I'm not old enough to personally remember). And he still got whooped twice. So yeah, polls don't necessarily m,ean that much mid-term. Although, obviously Cuntmeron is not even in the same sport as Thatcher, nevermind league.

Yeah. We know. God, amazing how many times his death is being reported considering nobody ever heard of the fucker before he conked out.

And now he's dead. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25652620 Goggins went joggins and did his noggin in.

Yeah, one of the fiddles recovered from the wreck of the Titanic.

He looks like someone gave Murray Walker a set of massive new teeth, then shrunk him in the wash. No, he looks like a real life fucking Hans Moleman.