Dr. Zorders

I apologise for my shokkin grammerz, MPFC. Truly, and humbly. I also apologise to anyone who was offended at the suggestion that they were a civil servant if they are not. I'm sure all those of you who were offended have much more exciting jobs/occupations/vocations than the civil service life I described. But I think a lot more people would have protested if I was really that far wide of the mark. So there!

Elton John?

He's certainly got form. Funny how Thatcher died instantly last year but Sharon has taken the best part of a decade. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

It's January 7th and the DDP website still has a little holly decoration on the front page. Isn't it January 6th that's supposed to be the unlucky date where if you still have Xmas decorations up, you'll be cursed and evil gypsies will come round and pelt you with rotten apples or something, and you'll get syphillis? I'm guessin' TMIB must be used to all those things already or he would've taken it down by now.

http://en.wikipedia....iki/Ian_McNeice I actually got it half wrong. I put the I before the E but that's fixed now. There's no Mac, mac.

Knoxville looks like a virginal middle-aged man dressing up as Harry Potter for one of those nerd conventions. I think as the years go by it's gonna be harder and harder to tell which one is Knoxville and which one is that guy from Blink 182.

Now that's a bit of a DL favourite isn't it, even if he was never on the front page. RIP

http://www.postandcourier.com/article/20140105/PC20/140109699 One of Mae Young's kidneys is shutting down, and she's breathing with the help of an oxygen mask. Also, speculation that she might actually be older than 90.

I think the potential confusion over it caused by the incredible miasma of murkiness that surrounds North Korean affairs in general, should be enough to put people off picking anyone like that, except Kim himself (because surely that would not go unreported for too long).

Then again, the good doctor may be an amnesiac who watches it by way of a cure. regards, Hein You mean an insomniac? And no I don't actually force myself watch it....... so yes he's correct, nobody is forcing me.

Including screwing yourself??

There you go, finally updated my sig. Anyone who wants to admire or mock my team, go ahead.

Get your wife to give you a BJ while you're out for a drive. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/man-filmed-driving-with-his-hands-behind-his-head-found-guilty-9042115.html

That's me watching Sherlock.

I feel a poll coming on. Bags Friday 10th Jan, afternoon our time. Why would there be a new poll? He ain't on the front page this year! Do you know how hard I'm making a crude "UUUUUUUH"/"DUUUUUH" type noise complete with some sort of offensive 90s-tastic hand gesture that is suggestive of "spastic"/"mong" right now? And I say 7am tomorrow UK time.

Looks like it's the season for incredibly gentle "satirists" or whatever to pop off.

Oh. Right. In that case it probably won't be!

Erm.... I'm gonna go ahead and say it will be. Even I didn't know who he was and I can name loads of obscure people from F1 in the 70s, 80s etc. At first when I saw the name I thought it was that journeyman driver bloke with the rather ungainly-looking nose, but it turns out that was Brian Redman.

This is a funny little "news conundrum" - does a National Enquirer report suddenly become valid and "credible" if Huffpo, The Telegraph and others are citing it? Or....... not?

Ooh, I might give it a quick whizz on iPlayer. I mean, I'll put it on for a bit and see if its any good, not urinate on it or anything.

Well duh, he's the only one who can live forever by sucking the blood of mortals. And obviously he must have bitten those two girls and they became vampires too. Didn't you pay attention in science class? p.s. also it can't have been that good otherwise you wouldn't have been browsing IMDB during it, would ya? If there was ad breaks, then ok.

Now he's trying to get the public on his side. How the hell does he know who these people are? I didn't think they let 'em watch the telly in the nuthouse. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2534151/Kill-Noel-Edmonds-Moors-murderer-Ian-Bradys-calls-celebs-culled-bizarre-prison-letter-tirades.html

Here's his goals from the 1966 World Cup, where he won the Golden Boot (for most goals scored in the tournament). http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25612672

Yeah okay we get it, the Europeans are a lot better at passing than us, can you stop rubbing it.... ...oh, I see.

Latest from the Daily Mail....... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533993/Great-Train-Robber-Ronnie-Biggs-ashes-scattered-scene-crime-50th-anniversary-robbery.html Apparently his Ashes will be scattered at the site of the robbery on the 50th anniversary of the event....... Yes, you read that right. Ronnie's son has invented time travel.