Dr. Zorders

It's so funny that someone so revered as an icon of progress, modernisation and modern justice/reconciliation actually looks like so much like a butt-ugly primitive who will hammer you with a club and eat your kids. Maybe it's just that particular picture but I've always thought he was one of the ugliest bastards ever to be that famous.

Personally I'd be more scared of his farts than any nuke.

Has anyone noticed how a lot of the names who have died so far seem to be in a little "clump" in the middle of the list? It started with Michael Winner and Patty Andrews who were next to each other and I didn't think much of it. Now Thatcher is dead as well and Reg Presley is only a couple of rows above them. Do you think Bob Dole, Harper Lee and Peter O'Sullevan would/should be worried if they could see the list...

Willie Whitelaw. http://en.wikipedia....scount_Whitelaw

I have never heard of this guy in my life but he has the funniest and most American name ever. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frosty_Westering

I wonder how many of the people planning to protest her funeral are actually itching to get really violent. Who knows, it could get really ugly and make this "Ding-Dong The Witch is Dead" song debate look as silly as it is. We could have a week to remember (or forget depending on your POV).

I'm sorry, who were we talking about? I dozed off for a few seconds there. Wait, I remember who you mean now. Wasn't he Terry Major-Ball's brother?

Hah... list 150 names long and only 3 hits? Would you mind awfully if I laughed my head off and said "epic fail"?

Daily Mail has the latest guest-list gossip on what is shaping up to be the hottest social event of the season: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2307374/Margaret-Thatcher-funeral-Dame-Shirley-Bassey-Jeremy-Clarkson-attend-Neil-Kinnock-to.html Guests include Jeremy Clarkson and Dame Shirley Bassey but no Neil Kinnock.

Maybe she was never dead at all. Maybe she was just pretending to be dead because Monday was the day Mark usually came to visit. Why don't you try going up to her in the morgue and whisper "Heseltine's snuffed it" in her ear, if she's still alive she won't be able to pretend after that.

I couldnt find a better place to post this... http://www.telegraph...me-machine.html The headline is a tad misleading (the inventor does not really claim to have created a "time machine".) Still amusing though. Complete crackpot, or just partial crackpot? The article is very vague on certain critical details too.

Apparently the funeral will include a "procession through London". When I heard that, I thought it could mean one of two things. Either they're going to wheel her coffin around on a cart, or Bernie Ecclestone finally got the go-ahead for that London Grand Prix he's been after for a few years now.

I gave your post a "like" just on a general basis but I feel it's important to point out I don't agree that this current bunch of wankers are any less of a bunch of wankers than the last lot. Cuntmeron is a cunt and will always be a gormless Blair-wannabe cunt and not even his own party like him. I'd much rather have Brown back right now. Okay he failed to see the crisis coming but that doesn't really differ him from any other politician right now.

you should use that as the headline for Thatcher on the front page.... that's a good one. PS am I/others going to be banned for defending her?

Yeah because there was never any greed before Thatcher. She invented it right? I'm sure none of the union bosses who made the 70s what they were, were motivated by greed right? And there's no greed in China and everyone is absolutely happy there... Stop trying to ask people to somehow justify everything that has happened as a result of Thatcher did - no-one can do that for any Prime Minister or President. I just hate hipster cunts and I enjoy bashing them at a time like this when they're engaging in their most false posturing of all. Okay? If anything our poor economy and extremely lacklustre public life can be put down to those who are supposed to be our most young and creative, choosing to slum it in victim status, and coasting through life happy to lead a schizophrenic double life of insisting they are happy and fulfilled while ranting about boogeymen like Thatcher and Reagan who have been out of power for 20+ years (and now both of them dead).

People who are old enough to have actually had to deal with shit like paying the poll tax have a right to say whatever they want but it's pathetic sight on Twitter and everywhere else to see all these snotty little media studies graduates who've never met a miner in their lives (and if they did they would probably call them "plebs") pretending to "celebrate" her death when their middle-class parents probably would have been secondary school music teachers at best if Callaghan had been Prime Minister for all the 80s.

.... amidst all the obvious leftie carping (and don't worry I'm not trying to object to anyone's opinion or their right to do that obviously, I know where i'm posting and I know what country I'm in, lol) this is like the biggest death ever in UK in a LONG LONG TIME. I was only 5 when she resigned and even I'm actually shaking and can barely type or hold the mouse because I know how huge she is in the history of the UK edit: I actually only just heard 10 minutes ago btw, I didn't realise this news was two hours old. dont worry I'll probably stop being overdramatic in a few minutes)

From Les Blank's Wikipedia article: What a riot this guy must have been.

Britain's Got Talent = "Obstinate Rattling". and also "Brittle Stagnation". The new Doctor Who = ow, tooth wrenched Eight out of Ten Cats = Cat Gout, Often Shite. Embarrassing Bodies = Barbarism's Ego Dines Come Dine With Me = "Wet Men Homicide." or "Me, Demonic White" The Apprentice = Pathetic Preen Have I got News For You = A Few Voyeurs Hooting Downton Abbey = o, Bawdy Bonnet Top Gear Special = "Gestapo Replica" or "A Tragic Peoples" One Born Every Minute = UNITE never rob money Christian Bale = Hi, Basal Cretin! Roberto Mancini = Abortion Mincer Professor Brian Cox = Brr, Anorexic Poofs Lord Alan Sugar = Anal Oral Drugs Rt Hon. David Cameron = Dominant Chav Order Edward Miliband = A Mad Wild Inbred Deal or No Deal = A Leaden Drool LaFayette Ronald Hubbard = The Oddly Unbearable Fart

I thought Obama was 44. Bush was 43. We haven't had 45 yet!

Hate to sound like a contestant on Deal or No Deal but I just have this "feeling" she's gonna stick around for even longer than anyone thought possible. She's clearly very obstinate even at her age. I mean if you're in your mid-90s and you're willing to have a leg chopped off to stay alive..... she must really enjoy whatever TV she watches. (Now watch as she inevitably dies tomorrow after this comment...) Haha, assets! Geddit?!??!

Yeah certain family members used to never let me forget that back in "the day". Of course now I look back and laugh and wish the Premiership was interesting enough to feature "rubbish" teams putting six past Chelsea or Man Utd every once in a while. You have to give the young(er) me some credit, I was a lot closer to Manchester United than most fans. I was only a 20 minute rail journey away. Let's face it most of them lived, and continue to live, in Malaysia. By rights I probably should have been a Leeds fan instead. You remember this guy?:

Whoa-ly shit. That was fast. Almost put him on my list but then I thought his sheer cheerful curmudgeoniness would keep him alive for a few years more..... RIP

You mean this Globe?: