Dr. Zorders

You see those machines in toilets that sell the little rubber things for "prevention of disease"? Don't fall for it, I wore one for three weeks and I still got mumps.

Any relation to Gough Whitlam?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway!

Oh no. That guy who was in that thing says Labour electing Jeremy Corbyn is a "mistake" http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/nov/20/robert-webb-announces-he-has-left-labour-and-cites-election-of-corbyn-peep-show I'm sure "standing order cancelled" will be up there with "The lamps are going out all over Europe" one day.

Fuck her again and break the bad news to her in the middle of it.

What do we think, is this genuine? I presume welshman is the one on the right? Was it rude of the papparazzos to intrude when they're busy trying to prepare for the big December meet? Answers on a postcard please

It's alright, just being born into this family has already given me more than enough embarrassment for a lifetime I don't need to save any up.

... *strikes name off 2016 DDP list*............................ ... In the words of Otto from a fish called wanda. "fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

I don't think my parents ever saw that film. They had no understanding of that sort of nighttime shenanigans at all. They kept mistakenly referring to my sister as Madam or "Young madam" when we was kids and I wanted to tell them "no, no, that's someone who's in charge of a brothel, not an actual common whore" but I didn't think it was worth the trouble correcting them

Ehrm...yes... because they're the only, or most significant people who..............

well I saw zorders bring up the groundless speculation fact that the attackers could be refugees so my guest would be a place where a lot of refugees are being taken in like Germany. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/paris-attacks-greek-minister-says-6833542

Aye, well, not that it matters greatly at the moment, but that's their world-wide profile greatly enhanced, then. Just wished a mate a decent weekend (in Paris) yesterday, now spamming him on FB, presumably I'm not the only one. You actually felt the need to point that out though. Believe it or not, to many braindead it probably is the only thing that matters, if they still have college-age fans in America they were probably so worried about them it distracted them from writing that invite to Anjem Choudary to speak at the student union.... Anyone wanna bet on likelihood of some of the perpetrators being newly arrived "refugees", who just a few weeks ago were playing the victim and weeping for the cameras like X-factor contestards?

Absolutely fucking pathetic. Probably coming to London soon too. Amazed it hasn't already happened. Maybe it's cos they realise they have so many supporters there. My brother who "lives" there just said "So? Who cares, why does it affect us?" when I pointed out that over 100 people had been killed. Keep that level of fucking shoulder-shrugging ignorance up, Britain and you'll be dozing off in front of your precious Soccer Saturday on ShariaTV by next Christmas you braindead, drooling bunch of cunts. If you even manage to look up from your phones long enough to notice.

Did you actually just bother saying that? Anyway, I wasn't saying all the team names are "subtle" or that they have to be "subtle" to be annoying. There's plenty of annoying team names and I'll get annoyed at what I want to get annoyed about you ["insult" removed, not cos it wasnt true but just cause I got naturally angry about the retarded events in Paris so maybe I said more than I would have normally said]

I was gonna say his new entrance theme should be "I lie, complete, ly still"

You mean his father's basement? Or the council's basement? (most likely)

You mean Jihadi Mohammed?

Subtlety can be the most annoying thing ever when you don't get it. (That's probably another reason why Halibuts are so angry most of the time.) Maybe more people should stop doing lame hinty subtly things and just come up with a basic in your face team name like I have. I don't want to flick through the team listing and just see obscure things like that, or team names that are just quotes from films or TV shows. If you want the DDP to sound like a bunch of annoying Monty Python nerds sitting around making obscure references to sketches, keep doing that. Whoever made the "Poochie Died on The Way Back to His Home Planet" team should take a different leaf from the Simpsons book and ask themselves if they've accidentally become like the nerds from Homer Goes to College. That Animal House quote one is dreadful too.

Yasser Arafat and Ringo Starr Ringo Starr and the creepy Burger King guy That last one was proper quality btw LFN. One of them was on the funniest show in the 80s. And the other one hung around with Adrian Edmondson a lot. Aren't you glad I had the brilliant idea for this thread now?

Terrorist and all-around uber-weirdo Yasser Arafat died in a French hospital 11 years ago. Now I think about it, that demotes Oscar Wilde to being only the second biggest fan of male sexual organs to die in Paris...

Dear President Erdogan, can you please stop pushing your country towards becoming another Sharia state, trying to massacre the kurds, and stop generally being a douchebag who in all likelihood supports ISIS despite whatever tokenistic fig-leaf measures you may be taking against them. Atta-Turk! (I thought of and was going to post this joke before someone mentioned him on the Death anniversary thread btw...)

So they would only lie about celebrities' health or marital issues etc., not about whether or not Stalin killed millions of his own people. Good to know.

He was also a producer on a couple of Guy Ritchie films. So he made sheets, and sheet.

Eagle-eyed spotters have noticed something wrong with the new John Lewis christmas advert: It's a completely predictable, schmaltzy, embarrassing pile of crap.

At least she showed us once and for all how much more classy she was than her one-time nemesis Bernard Manning by making her last known act on this planet languidly narrating a show that consists of a bunch of grumbling muttering barely-sentient completely unintelligible fucktards commenting on the moribund world of British TV. So she'll have that comfort.