Dr. Zorders

http://martin.crowe.globalassociatednews.com/news//thailand_unresponsive/// is it the endIt's either a hoax or Cat has written it himself in jest. Either way, it doesn't seem very credible. http://gossip.gabe.globalassociatednews.com/news//thailand_unresponsive///

He must have had a feeling of joy bursting in his chest when he heard that

This is a genuine screengrab from Fox News last night. Don't know why they were the only ones who covered this momentous event.

You should have put a little extra note on the Howe obit mentioning the competitors who got both chancelllors within a week, especially some who weren't even politics theme teams. Brilliant guys whoever they were.

They're just trying their best to artificially create some interest in this dreary pick.

Maybe Hugh is contemplating his legacy. At this point wouldn't that be like Hitler trying to soothe his conscience by saying "anyone wanna go out and get a bagel?"

I can't understand why they thought it was newsworthy. A creaky, greying old entity who is responsible for many brutal deaths, and is itself near-death, having a close encounter with one of the many people who are still paying the price for getting carried away in the 70s, is not much to write home about.

Wow Predictor you've done it again. For 12 points this time (more than I got for Dennis Roussos FFS). I can live with you sneaking these hits through the catflap of the back door 3-6 months after the fact, like a scurvy Scandinavian shyster. But can you please refrain from calling our BBC "highly respectable", even sarcastically. Did you mean to type "highly regrettable"?

He's starting to look like Castro now. (picture taken from here http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3267185/10million-BILL-keeping-Ripper-comfort-Box-sets-Cookery-classes-Visits-besotted-fans-Peter-Sutcliffe-s-eye-check-NHS.html) It's like my biggest names are amalgamating together in some weird way...

What's the eighth pillar of wisdom? Wear a fucking helmet when you're on a motorbike.

It's kind of ironic that he was so pro-EU because that now in fact makes him... a dead sheep.

Two hits in a week! Hell yeah. Goodnight sweet 85-year-old-version-of Martin Prince.

Erm, no actually. Try Ted Hankey, who actually had a stroke on stage at the 2012 Grand Slam...!

Erm, we non-OAPs have to pay for our bus fare so it would have come to the same thing. Anyway, always get mistaken for an employee in Poundland.... can't afford to swan around in Liberace stuff like you.

It seems very appropriate for me since my eyebrows were getting like that until the shopping arrived yesterday.... misplaced my tweezers about a month ago. £2.72 for a tiny bit of metal, well done Tesco I'm playing "Stand and Deliver" in your honour.

I caught a bit of the thing with the concentration camp guy on the TV, he seems in excellent shape so the obit debate doesn't matter "anyroads". Felt really bad for laughing at his name so much but after listening to his violin playing, I think we're even.

How do you know? He doesn't have a Wikipedia page. And a BBC obit strongly depends on whether they can still be bothered with the thin pretense of being a non-Islamic broadcaster by the time he croaks, dus'nit? If they give up the ghost some time in early 2016 like I predict, you can't really expect a write-up for a 'filthy kike' can ye. (btw, quickly checked the article just to see if he was actually Jewish......... saw the name "Chaim", LO fuckin L)

Erm, right... what was that approproooprrros of? (Sir Creep, we have a "Silly Sports" thread next time you wanna bring up American Football) Anyway, you also forgot Lewis Hamilton who's always spending his weekends flying to far flung exotic locations with his effeminate skinny European friends named Adrian, Nico etc. and hiding out in dark dank hidden places (The Sky Sports F1 channel) where no-one will see him taking pole.

You really really need to change your avatar. It looks like a mug shot of a child molester. I was gonna make such a comment too but it would have been more subtle than that. Sometimes subtle can be more deadly. Then again other times you just go straight for the jugular........ (lol) How do you know he's not a real child molester?

You know, they say these things com(mi)e in threes?

Bring me your tired (suggestions), your poor (choices), and your minor Dr. Who actors and wrestlers no-one cares about. (Or do better if you can manage it). First person to say Luise Rainer gets hit over the head with one of these: I'll start us off: "Mad" Frankie Fraser

If Redmayne was asked to sit and watch Blue Velvet for research purposes, trying to get his unbelievably empty and wispy head around something that good might give him a stroke so you might be sort of onto something there. Give him even that meagre "honour"? No thanks..

Brian Pumper? You sick old bastard cat... Anyway I found this picture of a young Dennis Hopper a while back and I thought he bore a fairly shocking resemblance to a young man who makes him look like the most versatile actor who ever lived, and also the only man who's done more in our time than IDS to rob the disabled of their dignity..

Is there anything they actually can do other than burn a £600 hole in your pocket?

Totes forgot, the other day (22nd) marks 11 years since the Boss Man (aka Ray Traylor) died. Which was the original death reported in this thread. Nobody noticed it last year either........ Here, re-live the greatest WWF title match of all time...