Dr. Zorders

Why don't you learn to cook? It might help you land a boyfriend.

I was thinking....... it's ironically self-defeating that they don't allow alcohol in Islam. Cos most people would have to be pissed to want to convert!

That's "fucking dreadful" news.

Thatcher has sent a task force to greet him in He[you fill in the rest of this word]

^ Except with less m................................ anagable hair.

Im sure there are but, ya know, the whole point of starting a topic, even if its shite like this, is to keep the place alive and ticking over etc. Very nice link but............. Its for the good folk of DL to come up with ones, right? OK, how about this one: Caitlyn Jenner and Suzie Dent. I don't know which one I feel more sorry for. Well one of them hangs out with a bunch of annoying nerds all day, who administer a very dull form of entertainment that is showing the strain and many people think it should be put to bed. And the other one probably can't afford to live in Hollywood on her Channel 4 salary.

Oh yeah whoops, I forgot if we call people who point out deeply unpleasant things "paranoid" we can pretend they're the real bad guy for pointing it out and there is no problem in the first place.

Once they're out of Syria they're not refugees any more. They're window shoppers deciding which country they want to take their tedious, awful act of claiming to be poor misunderstood innocent victims, but then within 5 minutes of being shown to their council house, demanding the local laws/ways of life be changed/excused for them (and raping everything in sight) to. The father of that famous drowned child, had already reached Turkey. A country which I'm sure UKIP types have been called racist about because they don't want it to join the EU. So surely Turkey is a fine safe country if lefties want it to join the EU? Why couldn't they stay there? He chose to put the child on a raft and paddle to wherever. The raft probably tipped over cause the father was laughing too hard at how easy it is to manipulate "the kuffar" and how much of a worldwide media propaganda trance/hold they have over us.

Can a mod move charon's post to Name on a Coke Bottle? (Or perhaps the "images we all saw in 2004" thread, lul) Also, this. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-blessed-miracle-after-message-6379496 Got an odd feeling these won't be getting the same treatment from the "Mock the Week" crowd that Bible belters get when they claim to see Jesus in their porridge....?

Do you know if it is still there? Or are you just assuming it is after over ten years? Seems like a lot of you unbearable middle age lefties seem to base your entire world view on one-night experiences you had years ago. "I had a nice lamb once, so... that's proof they're all peaceful innit, and anyone who protests Halibuts immigration should be thrown in a gulag!" And that's how we end up with a continent full of people who think pork is "to die for".

I'm amazed how some people here manage to type so well with a "Go ISIS! #1" novelty foam finger on each hand.

Why can't you hate him cos he cares more about far-off brown people than he does us? David Cameron went to Eton how does that makes him "your pal" who understands you or whatever? I was really surprised by Corbyn's campaign, I thought he actually wanted to be PM of this country not Palestine but when the first thing after his acceptance speech was go to a "Stop the War" rally and declare he wouldn't bomb ISIS, that's a bigger letdown than when he tried extra strength Vi@gra the other week and it lasted about 40 seconds, and then some dust flew out the end.

How come I've never heard of any Asian font designers? Someone must have invented italics.

After years and years of sneering at perfectly legitimate complainers, the world-beating geniuses at our "irreplaceable" national treasure the BBC have finally figured out that just because something sounds "okay" on your £500000 speakers in your soundproofed, air-tight nuke-bunker of an editing suite, it doesn't mean it sounds okay coming out of an average TV. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3231714/TV-producers-startling-new-way-ensure-viewers-hear-dramas-make-watch-broadcast.html Welcome to what I could have pointed out in like 2008 if I could have imagined the twatty overpaid 38-year-old Dr.-Who-pajama-wearing wankstains who work there rewarding me with anything other than a nasal-voiced lecture about how priveleged I am to lead a life of babysitting a hysterical old witch and how I need 2lern2 rim Allah harder. Also I wasn't exactly dying to hear the earth-shattering dialogue of "The Long Walk to Finchley" and "Eric & Ernie" either.....

Oh what a tangled web we weave........ when this grimy city we try to leave.

You know how that Dermot Morgan guy died of a heart attack, right after he finished filming the final series of Father Ted? We all know how manic his performances were, and the cast said he put so much effort into his acting. I was thinking, if only someone on set had some sage words of advice, like "at your age you really can't go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on like this"....?

So er, how do you feel now if you're still with us Barbara/Dean/whatever? I mean, last time there was a crisis with this many refugees floating about was erm... the last world war? (even if it might be a bit of a slightly fake one and half of them are just here to force their religion on us, and thats even more scarierer)

Last night you point out how shite Rooney is, but today you're an honourary member of his illiterate clan for sayin "puff" instead of poof.

39 years ago today, Mao Zedong released his little dead book aged 82.

So I saw on the news, Wayne Rooney looked up at the sky when he equalled Bobby Charlton's "historic" record the other day. Did someone forget to tell him he's still alive? Needless to say I won't be tuning into tonight's thrilling episode of "will he move up a notch in the record books/a Wikipedia article or not", which they should stop kidding around and just let it be hosted by Richard Osman for fuck's sake.

So... finally, a politician who has a good reason to sneak into kiddies' rooms at night?

I was also baffled by their constant use of his face (on the website that is). I want them to stop just cause... y'know, he's a pile of piss. Why they wanna keep making people look at his gormless "only guy who was enough of a schlub to wanna take this job***" face, when they're trying to remind everyone how much of a "national treasure" the Beeb is, shows how clueless they are. *** If you think about it he's like the broadcasting equivalent of David Moyes.

No she isn't. She just wants Charles out of the country. Somewhere in the north sea so the radar people can pick up Russian jets when it all kicks off?

Emigrate? Oh cool, you're going to use your David Blaine magic kit to create a country that isn't already Islamic, or lead by gullible turnip-brained fucktards who let these people in, and then flee to it. Can I come?

Yes. I'm sure some of them are nice but many of them are not. Syria seemed to be one of the more sane Middle Eastern countries before this whole thing kicked off, but ISIS have said themselves they are going to send in extremists amongst the hoards of refugees. The richest Gulf states are not taking any refugees, by the way. Egypt are now turning down refugees cause some of them have been caught cavorting with the rancid Halibut Brotherhood which el-Sisi is trying to eradicate from the country. As for that stupid thing with the photo of the child, has anyone in "our" media actually pointed out he was already in a "safe" country and tried to flee further? Even in the Mail or Express? I really doubt it. I can't currently foresee any situation where the fucktards in the media are going to change their hysterical line that all of these people have a right to live in our country no questions asked. And Cameron will continue to bow to them. BTW as it's only 10,000 they're suggesting the UK so some may say it's a bit silly to call it an "invasion" (if you wanna pretend ISIS aren't really sending their people over) since we have already millions of Halibuts. But you have to ask the question how many more are we gonna be expected to take in.