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Everything posted by Dr. Zorders
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Who Will Win The Leadership Election?
Dr. Zorders replied to Deathray's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Anyone else see the Channel 4 news special last night with the candidates? Caught it by chance (which I guess could well be the name of an upcoming Channel 4 show about STDs), but it was very worth watching. I was impressed by Corbyn again and I realised, I've been surprised by how well he can argue and has "defended" (without being defensive) his policies or ideas against the expected accusations of being outdated and/or whatever - which I really didn't expect at all when he first got in the race. It always seemed to me that whole thing of standing on the backbenches droning on about Thatcher's legacy and using the word "Palestine" as a comma, that was pretty much his image beforehand, was the sole preserve of senile old men like Tony Benn, Clare Short, etc... -
President (recumbent) Barack Obama
Dr. Zorders replied to Boudicca's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
While ISIS is well on course to behead everyone in the Eastern hemisphere by January 2017....... Obama is busy taking care of the really important stuff - taking away dead presidents' names from mountains and restoring them to the original native names. Oh also, apparently Alaska is considered one of the most endangered parts of America in "climate change" terms - which is presumably why he's flying his massive kerosene-churning jumbo jet to it. -
DL Status Updates: Statements, Obsevations & Verbal Tennis
Dr. Zorders replied to Lord Fellatio Nelson's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
I think I've heard of this place, "Britain" right? -
Wish it had been Gus Van Sant, (I always got the two of them mixed up for some reason). He deserves it for that "Psycho" remake!
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He did inspire a Robin Williams movie, remember, so go easy on the tributes.
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Things To Do While Waiting For Death
Dr. Zorders replied to football_fan's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Let's see if my brother's been unfaithful to his blow-up doll... -
Terrorists & Topical Terrorist Targets
Dr. Zorders replied to maryportfuncity's topic in DeathList Forum
British hacker for ISIS reported dead in airstrike http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/isis-hacker-junaid-hussain-killed-by-us-drone-strike-syria-1517238 -
I think the issue we have all got when it comes to Zsa Zsa is that we have become biased in believing she is pretty much indestructable.Yes she is clearly very resilient and has fought off many health problems but if we didn`t know that and just went to visit her in her hospice bed we would all no doubt say it`s months at most.I really hope she does die soon though.She is only existing not living in a meaningful sense of the word.Be honest everyone if your wife was Zsa Zsa would you just withdraw the feeding tube? No, if I were married to Zsa Zsa, I'd probably end up in hospice care myself and beg for someone to withdraw MY feeding tube. Combinedly, the three Gabor sisters have been married 20 times. 20/3 = 6.66 husbands per sister. The only man to have been married to more than one of the sisters, George Sanders, ended up killing himself eventually. Oh my god...... there are not enough words to describe how funny I find this. We need some new words for fuck's sake. You must be at least slightly satanic to notice that. And I was gonna just say something like "Well if it was my mum I know I'd demand they never remove the tube" So anyway, wait a minute..... does this mean... when she dies that's when Armageddon starts?
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There's a few senile posters on here so he could be one of 'em.
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Well that just shows you how sick the 70s were (joke joke joke, I know it was just the common market back then, chillax) Also maryport what have they got to worry about, his offspring suing?
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Details, BG - look carefully me old sorta-half-pal (or summat...) Er also, wasn't he the guy who shoved us into Europe?
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Now he'll be firing Andrea de Cesaris in heaven... (p.s. unless I've missed something Justin Wilson becomes the first driver from a 2000s F1 race to die)
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That's sad he's had another stroke but hey when I saw the thread was bumped I feared the worst. Poor guy. Love Jim Bowen, you can all stick your speedboat jokes where Bully's prize board lights don't shine. He really "needs a treble" at this point though.
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The Fringes Of Fame/family Of The Famous
Dr. Zorders replied to maryportfuncity's topic in DeathList Forum
Chris Evert's father Jimmy (taught her and his other four kids to play) has died aged 91. http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/fl-jimmy-evert-obit-0823-20150822-story.html p.s. can a mod move this to the tennis thread? -
Stupid/funny/cool/outrageous/scary/weird/crazy Stuff You Read/saw In The News/on The Internet
Dr. Zorders replied to Dr. Zorders's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Truly shocking. No, not the fact that a Halibut went nuts with an AK-47 somewhere in Europe, but that the likes of the "Independent" and the White House actually acknowledged it -
^They already got him for free didn't they?
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No offense, maybe you and some others ponder stuff like that too much and stress yourself over nothing if you know what I mean.... If anything it's better for people like Patt to get mentioned in the main thread. If he only got mentioned in the British character actors thread, many users might not see it cause like me they presume the new post was some doctor who actor and ignored it
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Not many surviving peasants either. Funny how the leaders of these things always seem to live fairly long (or wide) though.
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What exactly would that achieve? Apart from to demonstrate how thick and self-destructive Islam-lovers like Carter are? (a lesson that would be lost on you and most other people) Most people were perfectly happy to go on with their lives after Jonny Cantaloupe or whatever gets beheaded, no-one cares about journo-scum.
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Perhaps that's the ultimate reason we have to get rid of famous for being ills. If that isnt the biggest potential case of wankery going. The next stage after that maybe will be terminally ill people signing up en masse just to pick themselves. See, eventually the bad thing you profit from Spade (in this case, mawkishness) will overwhelm/become you (or, it will become the contest). If only lefties had thought about that before they handcuffed themselves to radical Islam..... (quick someone say "oh you're not going on about that again!" so you can pretend that's the real tedious thing, rather than the didgeridoo-to-prayer and the 50 minutes of security check-ups we have to go through just to feed the ducks these days cos of Mohammed Atta and pals......) Also I noticed the TMIB thing at the beginning of the year but couldn't be arsed to point it out.
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Who Do You Think Will Win The Democrat And Republican Nominations?
Dr. Zorders replied to Bibliogryphon's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
CREEP CREEP? (committee to resoundingly elect President Creep) -
It depends how hard Cameron's new-found ass-kissers in the press come down on him. They will probably hound him out of office within a week just because of low poll numbers, despite the fact that the election's 5 years away. He'll be on the comfy backbenches again in no time.
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August 23.