Dr. Zorders

Folks, we have another Zsa Zsa! But without the comedy

Shouldn't the thread title say "TV presenters" just to be clear? Someone might think you're talking about, you know, animals sticking their arses out asking to be fucked or something.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/left-handed-politicans_55cbc90ae4b0cacb8d32ef31?kvcommref=mostpopular It's easier to count the "recent" US presidents who weren't left-handed, than the ones that were. Jimmy Carter and George W. Bush basically. Yet another thing George H.W. Bush has in common with Ned Flanders then.

Hey, errr Fidel... I heard Thatcher and Reagan were both lifelong fans of being careful at the top of the stairs. They thought it made them better than everyone else.

Good thing you clarified who the other one was there.

But it isnt endangering her life? If anything, she's safer now she's moved closer to her natural habitat. Can a mod move it to the gossip thread please.

Or if you're Deathray, spend it on airfix models of The Crucible Theatre. (sorry deathers I'm just kiddin)

Seriously though, if that photo in the story is really from 2-1/2 years ago, he looked damn good for 85. SC His skin is good absolutely but he has that horrible vacant look senile old people get. There's people a fraction of his age, hanging around shopping centres and the like, looking equally vacant. They're just paying tribute to the big man of their favourite holiday destination.

It doesn't matter what we think, if you're as young as you claim you'll still be working in 50 years, and paying out to live in a shitty hovel in an overcrowded city that stinks of pollution. Cos your mum and dad and their parents pissed your future away. The dead pooling will still be as good in the future though, enjoy! Whaaaaaaaat? That's a bit much isn't it? Are you still mad about Attlee not pursuing a cold war pact with Stalin or something?

According to this article I red, London's nightlife is being killed off by puritanical coppers and yuppie versions of Victor Meldrew. http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/tube-strikes-24-hour-nightlife-294

You're not funny. I maintained the thought it could be real until... the rugby part.

Piss yourself laughing maybe, just cos it reminds me, what is it with rappers converting to Islam? I don't think they really buy it, it's just another fad to them. They got bored of saying nigga nigga nigga and swap for Allah Allah Allah.... Oh btw Spade do you think this thread should be renamed so it's not racist? (I'm not racist I love Tom Green's raps)

Why would I need to drop names? I'm not going on The Wright Stuff.

Apparently someone conducted a poll of the country's most intelligent football fans and there was a mixed reaction on whether Britain should be bombing Serie A.

Would have been funnier if he got AIDS from being bumraped by an escaped serial killer.

All I can say is it's lucky he had such a great last name..

'im underground!

A 90-year-old dies. That's a very warped definition of "left-field". Do you guys work for Channel 4?

It's great we have a ranting thread that doesn't take its name from a fairly horrendous TV show which not only trivializes the work of the most insightful and brilliant man in the 20th century (or possibly ever), but also keeps Frank Skinner on our screens. So cheers paul. Anyway may I perchance rant about how I am sick of football? Just when I was really enjoying that feeling from 2-3 months of not hearing any shite about transfer windows, "special ones" and all that drivel from the shit-mouthed commentators. Then, just the charity shield, which was on BT Sport which we dont even have in the Fritzl household er I mean our house, was enough to crush that bliss like a mosquito bite on the arse in Phuket... I am going to try and avoid all football of a vaguely-high tier this season (or as far into the season we get before ISIS-critters set off a nuclear stinkbomb in London). I don't even care if Peter Sutcliffe escapes from Broadmoor, comes on the pitch at half-time of Liverpool-Man U and tries to strangle a cheerleader before keeling over of a heart attack. Okay... I lie, I would love that but........ Failing that, just too sick of it to care innit. (Bonus rant: In this obscure piece I found from the Guardian a communist someone-or-other bashed football because it's "keeping the people down" etc You'd think if it was as bad as he says it is he would have made it longer...)

Now I'm beginning to understand why politics has sometimes been called "showbusiness for ugly people"!

For someone who has the word "Gossip" in your name, you sure can be a humourless chappy sometimes.

Wikipedia currently has 47 verified people aged 111 or more: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_living_people For some reason, they do not have the 110 year-old people in the official list (too many or none at all?), but they have 7 cases in the "pending" list. Well, I guess, since the 110-year old people have just recently become supercentenarians, the verification process needs some time to confirm them. Anyway, I had checked that list because there apparently was a 114-year old woman in India that just died, but she didn't appear on any list either: http://zeenews.india.com/news/tamil-nadu/114-year-old-toda-woman-passes-away_1639002.html Her age of 114 would have put her in the top 10. I wonder what will happen if "Anonymous" becomes the oldest person in the world ? Have we ever had an anonymous oldest person before? Nope that would be a first. Except for all those thousands of years when there was no press, birth certificates, or the popular concept of "records".

This is truly tragic. No seriously, any piece of news that gives someone an excuse to post a "Time Trumpet" clip is heartbreaking. What's next, Garth Merenghi's Dark Place?

wow Droosy I thought you'd died. I don't really like Piper's era of wrestling and certainly not the current one but.. What oh-so-sophisticated hobbies should I pick up instead, you pot-brownie-scoffing wacko?

You mean they're saying he failed to act on reports of abuse in care homes... like practically every other MP in the 80s/90s... which is not the same. I'm still baffled as to how we aren't currently being forced to pray 15 times a day by a newly enshrined Ayatollah Milibandi, when you consider the skill and zeal with which demented lefties seem to be able to spin every single piece of reportage ever while keeping a straight face. Sex abuse victims say how MP failed to act becomes "EVIL RIGHT WINGERS TRYING TO SMEAR MAGICAL BEARDED GENIUS" and yet at the same time handful of Tory MPs did abuse in 80s/90s becomes "THATCHER WAS AN EVIL PEDO QUEEN". Cheers for the link btw, lefties once again show how tiny their world is when they assume everyone spends the same regulation 20 minutes the do every morning/weekend afternoon tutting and muttering away at the front page of "enemy" publications......