Dr. Zorders

Sutcliffe, Peter.

I know you're a bit pissed about the bitch divorcing you but isn't that an overreaction? (joking, what kind of dog is it?)

I just realised it would have been so funny if he'd died right after that Don't Panic guy. Then we could have called it "The Dunn-Kirk Evacuation"! his death will be a complete waste now whenever it is

Yeah but any reporting has to be done from across the border. That means getting any kind of concrete news is a bit difficult. Erm, and more importantly Mugabe is like, so 2003 to "news" people. ISIS is what gets them har.. I mean, gets their attention now.

It's Wimbledon ladies' final day. Who will be the lesser lezzer?

Sometimes I think his heart is in the right place. I had to reload the fucking page to be able to re-watch that video for christ's christing balls-arse-sake, cos the incredibly retarded mongs didn't even put a "Play again?" option on. I'd pay to see Philip fucking run-through whoever it was that okay-ed that sort of utter shash, with his best ceremonial sword.

Greedy barbarous and dead!

FFS. How many more little late-night date nights are Snoozenight gonna have with this beige-faced non-knight in his twilight? Also it was nasty seeing his old man gums, although I suppose regular viewers are already used to looking at Evan "Crikey, that meerkat looks like he's had a rough life" Davis so it won't have been too bad for them.

Maybe he just got hold of the Quaaludes to calm himself down

Not as distraught as they will be when they finish belligerently implementing their arsetarded medieval rules on us, and then they find out it just makes a country as shitty to live in as the ones they left!

He certainly paid a few visits to Allah's snack bar.

This guy was 26? Are you absolutely suuure you've never eaten pork?

The school that doesn't exist https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonsuch_High_School

Alright....... That's very literate for someone who can't even list 50 names without repeating one. Now LFN, I wasn't actually trying to offend you that badly it's just it got a little out of hand I guess. You said you wanted to see people packing a punch. I didn't think it would bother anyone that much since, old people dying is, y'know, something that happens and stuff. And we're on... hello, DEATHLIST!? Believe it or not it was only meant as a sick joke not a genuine barb innit.... I'm deffo not trying to disrespect DLers relatives en masse (or en funerale I guess... although frankly if you pooh-pooh my family problems I deffo reserve the right). It's just you were suggesting about people being soft and stuff these days....... .you were askin for something. You are the one who goes around claiming to be Mr Cynical. I wouldn't make that crack on anyone else. People are now trying to suggest i'm completely heartless when I'm not. I'm not gonna apologise as such because you said it meant fuck all to you so....... whatever. But to reassure you anyway, I am as sad about your dad (who you were obviously lucky to have cos he presumably was good) dying as you are about me having to live with all the horrendous past and present consequences of the banshee witch creature from the 888th fetid ringpiece of space-Hades, who somehow gave birth to me, (thereby instantly shattering all notions of genetics and sending the likes of Charles Darwin and his blundering corpse tumbling helplessly back to the drawing board like a shambling sack of malformed potatoes falling out of the back of a Costcutter truck and down a 140 degree incline in the Yorkshire dales), innit. Does that work for ya.....? So are we on an even footing now or what chimp, I mean champ? (p.s. it's all PB's fault for stickying this thread in the first place)

Wouldn't it be funny if most MI6 agents were gay teetotallers who always took public transport, despised their secretaries and they'd never had a non-female boss before 1995?

So he would have been proud of some of the running and scrambling when they had that gunman a few years back, then.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-33350880 Bit difficult to sell this one to the kiddies isn't it. Half of them are completely flummoxed by words as long as "organised", and the other half, after a lifetime of assembly talks from Owen Jones, now firmly believe that rabid nutters who wanna kill Jews are our friends and "that's just their culture" and "we just have to respect that", so they'll be thinkin' he was a big old killjoy who was always bloody interfering!

Poor son of a bitch.

Don't fahkin laugh; last week my daughter saw a MLP complete collection DVD in Walmart $5 bin (she's 4) so I took it to the cashier who said it's $10. So after buying it I'm now subject to one episode after another. SirC what if I told you there's an adult fandom for mlp called bronies I know my daughter set up a special skype group to watch the 100th episode on line with all her Bronie friends. I bet a parent has never felt more "re-assured" about his daughter's chastity while chatting with a group of young males on the internet.

Ooh dear. Will that January update ever stop fucking us over. can someone change my line to IsCastroDeadYet.edu

If he don't change his life around with regards to steroids,health and such he is going to be the next big wrestling star to die under 50. I hope not. I sort of want him to go back to WWE but I also don't. It'll never be as good as the old days, you remember when he was the European and Intercontinental champ at the same time. And then when he got bored of that he went and cuckolded HHH. Can you imagine if he leaned in to plant a kiss on Steph these days, she'd probably think she was about to get raped by the Michelin man.... I do indeed remember that and the wrestling then was phenomenal especially Chris Jericho vs Kurt angle matches. I do miss the European title , though probably just for nostalgia or some shit. The WWE won't touch him nowadays ,he dies while under contract the bad publicity would be huge. According to the dirt sheets he was in line for a return but a WWE employee saw him off his face on something on a flight , and that put an end to Kurt even coming back to try for a physical which he would of failed anyway. Only HHH's friends like Kevin Nash can fail a physical and still come back and have a match. Well yeah. When people miss something it's usually due to nostalgia.. Anyway, to move away from calling you thick for a second (j/k j/k don't kill me) there was some great antics with that belt early in the Attitude era. HBK had it as a vanity "side belt" just for laughs during the DX period when he was champ, I think he dropped it to HHH in some sort of comedy pushover match, not too long before he got that dreadful back injury that made him spend most of his WrestleMania title match against Austin hopping and hobbling like a man who's been waiting 7 hours to take a dump. Then Owen and HHH had a great feud over it, their match at said WM XIV is one of the finest ever IMO. The only thing "lower card" about it was being early in the show. I really should start that wrestling discussion thread over on extra-curricular shouldn't I. Nobody make it except me i'm the good one, you all blow Jim Cornette for milk bottle caps. While he's wearing those sweatpants he had on in the Dairy Queen video.

If he don't change his life around with regards to steroids,health and such he is going to be the next big wrestling star to die under 50. I hope not. I sort of want him to go back to WWE but I also don't. It'll never be as good as the old days, you remember when he was the European and Intercontinental champ at the same time. And then when he got bored of that he went and cuckolded HHH. Can you imagine if he leaned in to plant a kiss on Steph these days, she'd probably think she was about to get raped by the Michelin man....

Er... yeah.... how can you expect to be taken seriously as a journalist if you don't instantly recognise a "dildo flag joke" or something....... right? I'll never take her work seriously again!! Obviously she's the stupid one for thinking that, and they're totally not the stupid ones for thinking it's a good idea to fly a flag that looks anything vaguely like the flag of an organisation that would have gunned them all down where they stood, if it could.

Reasons to doubt it’s the REAL Al Molinaro... The person in the picture is wearing glasses. As far as I’m concerned, Al Molinaro never wore any glasses. Look at the environment in which the photo is taken in. Hardly the type place that one would expect from an retired, experienced Hollywood actor with considerable wealth. Stars prefer luxurious surroundings, regardless of their age! It’s quite hard for a heavy guy to stand up at age 96. The previous hoax photo was more realistic in that aspect. The person in this image is obviously a younger man, i.e. Giovanni, 76. Normally, when you upload pictures of yourselves online, you don’t put fancy photo frames around them like Scott did here. What exactly is the frame trying to cover up from the original picture? Hmm. The picture is obviously a few years old. Looks like year 2000 or some shit. It's Al, ya nut. All 250 irrelevant pounds of him! Hell yeah, on the basis that no other human being so readily combined sharp features and general corpulence, I concur with the good Dr Zorders. It's good luck for him he was born in Wisconsin cos if he'd been in Europe with that nose when he was 20...... y'know. Sheesh.

Reasons to doubt it’s the REAL Al Molinaro... The person in the picture is wearing glasses. As far as I’m concerned, Al Molinaro never wore any glasses. Look at the environment in which the photo is taken in. Hardly the type place that one would expect from an retired, experienced Hollywood actor with considerable wealth. Stars prefer luxurious surroundings, regardless of their age! It’s quite hard for a heavy guy to stand up at age 96. The previous hoax photo was more realistic in that aspect. The person in this image is obviously a younger man, i.e. Giovanni, 76. Normally, when you upload pictures of yourselves online, you don’t put fancy photo frames around them like Scott did here. What exactly is the frame trying to cover up from the original picture? Hmm. The picture is obviously a few years old. Looks like year 2000 or some shit. It's Al, ya nut. All 250 irrelevant pounds of him!