Dr. Zorders

This guy has a life! We could learn from him. He's got a life! Get him! Cripes, if this forum was an island he'd already be in the big pot.

Who or what did they avenge anyway? I'm amazed he lived this long actually - isn't holding grudges bad for your health?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3136996/Yorkshire-Ripper-threw-huge-tantrum-didn-t-birthday-cake-Diabetic-serial-killer-claims-thoughtless-moaned-having-Happy-Birthday-sung-him.html He got angry because he didn't get a big sugary cake for his 69th birthday early this month. So am I actually, it may well have finished off the diabetic charlie.

I was stunned to see this is a thread. So I went back and counted. 11 chess related deaths (including non-players) in 9 years. I remain stunned. 1.2 deaths/year isn't worthy of a thread. But whatever..... SC Are you a fucking kitten? I've never seen a human get this much bafflement and excitement from threads.

Given your sex and age at the time, that must have come as a great relief to you.

This guy had some balls. But he tried to upgrade them and it didn't end well

How come no-one ever makes an inspiring movie called Climbing Up, about a guy who comes up with a solution for L.A. traffic congestion, saves various businesses from being robbed/trashed, and makes it to the other side of the city in time to fix things up with his estranged wife at his daughter's birthday party?

Nancy's been too frail for too long. She probably won't live to find out who the next US president will be (*cough* even though it's obviously Hillary *cough*) It could be fall either way, lots of people still have their knickers in a twist over the Benghazi incident. Funny how you mock Americans who are angry about 4 US citizens being killed by the obvious incompetence/neglect of their "leaders", and then being told to shut up about it with a shitewash senate committee report.... And yet, if four Halibuts had accidentally been served pork-flavoured crisps instead of cheese and onion by a US embassy vending machine in Benghazi in September 2012 the Democrats would probably be basing their entire 2016 campaign on the "outrage" of it.

Absolutely outrageous, this comedy gem was posted damn near a week ago and nobody has beaten me to posting a like! Oh aye, and, some general office banter today worked out that anyone cash strapped and out to celebrate Halloween this year will need nowt but a toy gun and a Confederate flag. Don't suppose there was any "banter" about how insane it is that major US companies are cracking down harder and faster on a few hicks flying a 150 year old flag in the space of a week than they have done on ISIS supporters on the internet for over a year?

The only ever president to go on "Gap Yah".

They are somewhere at the bottom of this sea: Although, I don't think even Dale Winton's gayer brother wants to see mong-faced ball-kickers locking lips, thanks...

Wow he did a lot of shit films. I'm not a big fan of Aliens but I love the tense opening theme from 48 Hrs, the 1982 cop/action-comedy film with Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte (it was funny cos one of them was black and one wasn't - geddit?!) https://youtu.be/wcfZxIiztSM (first 3:50 of the video)

Exactly the same thing happened here too, very weird. Quantick's revenge? I had it, I'm guessing they thought they'd sneak it on, gain a few more hits for their website. Although I'm thinking if I ever give up the DL and go back to having sex, I'd probably look good in nothing but a toolbelt... lol..... The average DIY store owner knows as much about hacking as I know about... DIY. Is this the first time it's been targeted by prankster-type hackers?

Yeah, it's summat that constantly occurs to me. Apart from owt else, I might be tempted to do the running between fat sod and takeaway, so long as I could snaffle the odd Pershawi Nan in transit. You'd do it if they let you fuck some old Asian biddies while you were driving the van?

I will admit that you're much better at being a cockwomble than I am. Well we have to admit the painful truth, the old days were, indeed, better. People really knew how to pack a punch then, now its like watching somebody farting a wet one. Tragic!!! Ok. Haha, your dad snuffed it. Nasty enough for ya? Well at least you remembered. Mind you he actually snuffed it on the 1st of July last year so you are a tad previous. If you were actually a good, likeable and respected poster that would have had more of an impact. You are not though so it means fuck all. I guess Brazil-Germany wasnt the only 1/7 drubbing last summer then?

I will admit that you're much better at being a cockwomble than I am. Well we have to admit the painful truth, the old days were, indeed, better. People really knew how to pack a punch then, now its like watching somebody farting a wet one. Tragic!!! Ok. Haha, your dad snuffed it. Nasty enough for ya?

Sir Creep has his 1000 in 6 months. Has anyone achieved 'twuntdom' that fast before?I'm not sure he's really "achieved" anything!they should replace the title twunt with really needs to have sex Whom are you tarring with the epithet "really needs to have sex"?

Bosnian man drives his car through a crowd in Graz, Austria. Then stabs them. Kills 3 injures 30. OH MY GOD I WONDER WHAT THE MOTIVATION WAS. but I'll stick it in this thread since they like denying these repeated incidents, which have started popping up since the rise of ISIS, are jihad. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/at-least-two-killed-in-austria-after-man-drives-into-crowd-before-stabbing-passersby-in-graz-10333891.html

Sir Creep has his 1000 in 6 months. Has anyone achieved 'twuntdom' that fast before? I'm not sure he's really "achieved" anything!

not brother-in-law. No kidding.....first thing that made me twitch was 'wouldn't her BIL be a Kennedy?' I knew something was amiss. ZC Not if they were married to her sister. With the Kennedys it's more likely to be something amiss-tress....

There's nothing like a cold day in June to remind you what country you live in is there? Miserable. Or it might be that I remembered Charlie Brooker exists during breakfast and I can't get him out of my head now, maybe that's what's doing my head in I don't know.

He produced basically all Allen's films. *shudder* P.s. edit to add: Rockefeller David Rockefeller is now a member of the club since a week ago.

Inkster......... Fuck's sake man. *adds that to mental list of stupid American place names* I guess..... she dropped her last stinker in Inkster?

You're lucky this thing's in a US museum or I'd fly it all the way across the pond and crash land on your nuts.

Seriously, people say we're sick but to die like she did involves a series of choices to get you there, rigth? Susan Ann Maben's bed "ejected" her onto a nearby chair, and she died of respiratory failure, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, hip fracture, morbid obesity, chronic kidney disease (stage three), and type two diabetes. She was described as morbidly obese at an inquest in Devon, which heard how she died on Friday, June 12, after the incident at her home in Charlotte Street, Devonport. The inquest heard how the 206kg 66-year-old, who would have celebrated her birthday next month, spent a lot of time in the bed and was described as "morbidly obese" Who? Anyway, absolutely PMSL @ the image of her being catapulted across the room. I need to talk my mum into buying one of those beds.....