Dr. Zorders

What about Kenny Everett and the other AIDS victims. Is that really so natural? The way it takes people out is so brutal it seems more akin to some biological weapon to me... (whether you wanna believe in conspiracies or not). I think this is a bit of a stretch. Not as much as an Australian playing a genius, but still.

Too many threads, not enough threads...

*scratches head* It would be a lot less funny if you warn everyone first............... I didn't think "asking permission" was really the trend in Sweden at the moment.

I'm sick of all the oldsters complaining. Our generation, we have a full-on Tory government and also have to suffer through a shite thing brought to us by unbearable berks, called "football".

That's right just give away your tactics like a free sample of PG Tips.

I sincerely hope he doesn't piss it all against a wall. Mind, whilst he's pissing he's still breathing, so, every cloud and that. ........Has a Stella lining?

She probably has a funny walk of her own by now.

Except the racist side...

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

I guess that's what you call deBASEing yourself.....

Well, who Goddammit? I'm going for Eric Pickles or Michael Moore. Another Massive death, as the body of Irving Massive was found in his apartment hallway. *all respect to Carlin* SC What-now? To give him "due respect" for that baffling flopper I'd have to piss on his corpse....

Well, who Goddammit? I'm going for Eric Pickles or Michael Moore.

Well..... they do bathe in their own shit don't they.

You obviously haven't read through this thread....... or seen the "recent" pics of the guy? (2009) Note how he's got a walking stick that looks like it's probably called a "HobblePro" or something. and a look on his face like an angry obese rat who keeps having his food stockpiles raided by squirrels. It was clearly some sort of nuclear megastroke and he's "lucky" to still be here (or... maybe unlucky). Your latest thread-police raid is about as misplaced as one of Mr. Roper's attempts to curb the wild hedonistic lifestyles of his tenants!

Did everyone forget just how close the 2010 Labour leadership contest was, it was like Ed 50.01%, David 49.99 or something. I was just thinking, imagine how different things might be now if only Tony Robinson hadn't voted in-character as Baldrick.....

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN

Sounds like you got the "I don't like blues music bluuuueees"

We'll never forget your "I have a dream" speech.

People who will think Billy Graham's death is the end of the world? How about... This guy. This guy probably would have said it too

The only person who is close to judgement is her 96-year-old asshole of a father! That picture shows that she is a ditsy broad! Both of You have excellent comments. How come people always go on about America being full of dumb people but then ridicule the suggestion that it might not be around forever? Just cause she believes in that Chris T. guy? That's religious discrimination that is, you're tramplin' on 'er yooman roights.

I think that's just about killed her leadership hopes stone dead... Erm, it was actually a tweet from a joke/parody account. There's no way they'll pick her though. They tried the dorky kid and they got their arses handed to them, "surely" (that word again) they're not gonna try the bitter-faced teaching assistant next. It's Chukka all the way.... "We have a black guy so if you don't vote for us you're racist", I think that worked for someone somewhere. This one's real. Btw BG if you're gonna insist on that contest can you, like, at least get the wife to spray some Febreeze on it?

Looking at those Photos i would be surprised if he lives to see next year he looks as if he is near the end, wouldn't be surprised if he had Cancer. Must be something like that.I know he is 79 and has had infections but I doubt that alone would make you look that ill. I just saw these pictures before seeing your post, and I said exactly the same to my old man - he'll definitely be on my list if he sees January 1st. I might even make him my joker.He is an awful yellow colour as well.Liver cancer maybe?Or Stage 4 cancer that has spread to the liver.Whatever it is though I think it must be very serious.It is sad to see him like this. You mean the photos, or did Cannonball Run II come on ITV4 just before you typed that?

"I'M DETECTIVE JOHN GIMBLE! I'M A CORPSE YOU IDIOT!"

She should probably just go ahead and sell his Etch-a-sketch and juggling balls for the same reason.