Dr. Zorders

Do any of the SNP supporters here have any actual opinions on the Trident issue outside of just being gleeful that it's another thing you might get to boss us around on via coalition negotiations? I mean, surely you can't be insane enough to want our country to be less nuclearly-armed than a horrendous medieval one where they still stone women to death for incredibly petty reasons? (Just to be clear I'm talking about Pakistan there not Scotland)

Why does the headline suggest he might be "ashamed" of his job? I thought it was the UKIP people who are supposed to be the unpermissive Middle-Englander types and the BBC who are supposed to be the carefree urban geniuses or something? Or maybe.......... well, I can't be arsed to click the vid, but did the reporter have a big beard and suggest that he should tell the girls to "cover up" in future videos?

Why couldn't you put "accidentally" killed himself? It's a big difference.Afterall, who hasn't accidentally poured themselves a cup of polonium-210 tea?I was just trying to rescue the difference between time's intellectual aspirations and a shit-brained Chelsea season-ticket-holder who says "well if he 'andled it wrong then be basically killed 'imself dinnie?". Y'know since almost all people immediately associate the phrase "killed himself" with an intentional suicide.If you were to get your head out of your arse long enough, you'd see I was quoting the BBC. If you have a problem with the way its reported, its with them. End of story.I'm so sorry I infringed on your O'Briain- given right to expect to be able to just copy & paste shit headlines without someone complaining, just cos it was your precious Beeb.... If we're gonna set our standards as low as them why bother having an internet at all? This is slightly off-topic, but I wish that every other news site (or newspaper) could meet at least those "low" standards... Kovtun's claim is quite ridiculous even if you consider this an accident (ie. "death by misadventure" instead of suicide). How would someone "accidentally" get their hands on a rare radioactive element like Po-210 without even knowing he is in possession of it? What could be the mysterious thing that he regularly brought with himself and was leaking? That element doesn't really occur naturally in macroscopic quantities and only has niche applications. And the guy even went on to claim that it was "gradually accumulating" in Litvinenko's body, for heaven's sake, he had 200 times the lethal dose in his body, I'd consider that fact to be inconsistent with any kind of gradual, lengthy process. Umm..... yes........ we... can tell that....... but over here in not-so-jolly old England we don't have anything better to do than humour the Russians' latest Bart Simpson-esque "i didn't do it! nobody saw me do it you can't prove anything!"-type excuses.

Why couldn't you put "accidentally" killed himself? It's a big difference. Afterall, who hasn't accidentally poured themselves a cup of polonium-210 tea? I was just trying to rescue the difference between time's intellectual aspirations and a shit-brained Chelsea season-ticket-holder who says "well if he 'andled it wrong then be basically killed 'imself dinnie?". Y'know since almost all people immediately associate the phrase "killed himself" with an intentional suicide. If you were to get your head out of your arse long enough, you'd see I was quoting the BBC. If you have a problem with the way its reported, its with them. End of story. I'm so sorry I infringed on your O'Briain- given right to expect to be able to just copy & paste shit headlines without someone complaining, just cos it was your precious Beeb. ... If we're gonna set our standards as low as them why bother having an internet at all?

Why couldn't you put "accidentally" killed himself? It's a big difference. Afterall, who hasn't accidentally poured themselves a cup of polonium-210 tea? I was just trying to rescue the difference between time's intellectual aspirations and a shit-brained Chelsea season-ticket-holder who says "well if he 'andled it wrong then be basically killed 'imself dinnie?". Y'know since almost all people immediately associate the phrase "killed himself" with an intentional suicide.

Why couldn't you put "accidentally" killed himself? It's a big difference.

That does seem like a shocking age for NFL until you remember he's from the pre-roid days. You ever seen the episode of The Simpsons where they go to the Superbowl? ("Sunday Cruddy Sunday") There's a great gag along those lines. Also, love the guy's name...

I can't stop thinking about those pictures, who are those fuckers lining up for the "honour" of meeting him? They're sadder than the queue for a half-time hot dog at a middle-of-League-2 football match on a freezing cold mid-November afternoon. In the away end.

They forgot one square....... When charon or whoever made that actually convincingly explains how and why those things are invalid or untrue points rather than just hoping you'll presume they are because someone put them in an oh-so-witty and not-at-all tedious-and-worn-out "bingo card format": Drink the entire wine supplies of France and California.

Im not surprised you "unconsidered" it. You realised that you were top of the list. Yeah but....... you see, even if that was true there still would be 9 other spaces on the list wouldn't there..........? Are you trying to get on it or what? No you're not on it. Although the fact that you so swiftly jump to that conclusion makes you predictable and presumptious or summat, at least. But not thick enough for me to promote you onto it. Cos I can't be arsed to go back to it anyway.

If that's really true (dont think so) maybe you should have said it louder instead of under your breath? Don't ask don't get etc. You shouldn't try to be nasty to me LFN, I'll have you know you were one of the first people I "unconsidered" for my 10 thickest DLers list that I compiled the other day but chose not to post.

It's okay Zorders, I think mpfc wasn't seriously offended, he was just making a very subtle and not very funny joke in response? I dunno, ....... I noticed the "joke", which was actually funny if it was, you don't need to highlight it, but i think you did manage to annoy him but then he pretended it was a joke. Maybe. Whatever, still praying for him to run over a nasty pebble while he's on his bike in the Lake District or wherever. Are you for real?????? Ehhh... just shut up

He's not poor. He's very rich. Cos of how he entertained people worldwide with his not-at-all tedious brand of wailing "weeelllllllllllll I got the obese-black-guy-bluuuuuuueess" while strumming and twanging away.......

It's just related to his diabetes. I have that.It's no big deal.He'll be just fine. I had major chest pains after eating an easter egg. You have to learn to live with these things As amusing as this comment is........ let's be honest, he'll probably be dead in 24 hours. I did have a mild "pain" of my own, telling me that I should have included him, about 2 minutes after I sent in my DDP entry for this year. And here we are. But hey, it's only 6 points so..

Few days back I heard Robosnot say "Young people shouldn't have to take on a lifetime of debt to get an education". But... the Labour party's policy is to merely "reduce" tuition fees from £9,000 to £6,000........ so apparently he doesn't mind them having to take on two-thirds of a lifetime of debt? Gormless. Twat.

I can't tell if Maryport was seriously offended or not. But if he was, if he can't take even light-hearted jabs like that (especially from younger members) maybe he shouldn't have posted that retarded-arse drivel a few weeks back about how "easy" things are for young people in the UK..............

Again, Sir Creep is not learned on the media of the UK, but goddamit if Pat Summit wouldn't obit no sense in publishing the damned paper. Granted we had this tiff re: Tarkanian a couple months ago and Sir Creep was right, which seemed obvious to him. But she's the greatest NCAA female bb coach ever, what could possibly be the debate? SC Never trust anyone who refers to themselves in the third person. I cna't quite remember where that bit of advice came from but it is worth noting. Bill Clinton in 1996 probably?

Er................ yeah........ I think we........ may have just heard of that.... somehow... somewhere along the line. She looks terrible. I played it with mute on, not gonna listen to that.......... This is probably Vince Russo's fault for interviewing her and bringing up all that old shit. Looks like sending Owen to his death wasn't enough for him.....

it's only o ne suburb mate.Damascus isn't about to fall tomorrow Why don't you register, Owen? BTW engineer, where do you get your info from? Did you do fucking Middle East studies or what?

Victor Gotbaum: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/06/nyregion/victor-gotbaum-labor-leader-who-helped-save-new-york-from-bankruptcy-dies-at-93.html?_r=0 This guy was big in NY in the 1970s apparently. Why do they bother recording the cause of death for a 93-year-old though (unless it was like being hit by a bus or something)

Forget Hansard, he reads, as a rule that's a sign of intelligent life! my mum has like 2000 books probably. if not more. so..... I'm afraid your rules might need to be re-located to your crypto-cumbrian crevice. =/ -------- Erm..... edit to add: If he likes the House of Lords so much why doesn't he speak out against Ed Miliband's policy to scrap it? He is a Lord himself for fuck's sake! Where's the intelligence there?

I know it's not new news, but I personally am really glad we'll never have to hear Jeremy Clarkson squawking "INTO GAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOON" again, in that really fucking annoying way. Erm....... unless he suddenly decides gay sex with old actors is a good way to spice up his late 50s of course...

Are we really gonna classify someone who reads Hansard for enjoyment as "alive"? *shakes head*

Apparently Nicola Sturgeon "now holds all the aces" in the general election or summat........ *facepalm* And I thought my days of having to suffer being lorded over by such rodent-faced, shrill, regionally-accented bints were gone for good when I finished all my GCSE Maths and French classes....

Pictures here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/fidel-castro-en/article17380868.html Nothing screams "vitality" like staying in the seat and shaking hands through the window right?