Dr. Zorders

What is going on is whatever is keeping your addled brain whirring at 2:37 am. Moot point, since for SC it wasn't 2:37am, it was anywhere between 4:37pm and 9:37pm depending upon his precise location (not allowing for any local daylight saving times that are due around now which I cba to look up). That's the internerd for you, people posting from just anywhere.... Excellent deduction. It was 8:37 as I am CST and with daylight savings (according to my post). I was sitting at my regular pub and someone in my DP posted this one so you know me, I have to share with my awesome British/European friends here in DL site. It's the least I can do. I was probably only about on pint #2 of what would become a dastardly evening of dubauchery at the time of this posting.Sir C So you're a debauched american insomniac. American? Since when do Americans sit in "pubs" and drink "pints"? He's one of y'all I think. That comment speaks volumes. It's where I go and what I drink. I also will kick butt and take names at steel-tip darts. See, the difference is that I've actually been to Jolly Olde England and enjoyed myself thoroughly but regardless any opinion I have is first hand. My sister lived over there for a few years and got married to a Limey (lol). I couldn't care less where a few here get their animosity from re: Americans. It's their personal prejudices they can wrestle with. I find the angst terribly amusing and smile each time. So keep it up :-) But yes, we have pubs that serve pints over here (not everyone drinks fahkin Budweiser), but sadly no Viz magazines way back when. Sir C This must have been a while back then...

Call me crazy but I like this. Erm..... yeah I thought it was funny too. This just shows how guest-hate goes too far. Can't even just flat out say you thought it was funny, have to say "call me crazy" etc..

You might wanna keep off this thread during that time. Better safe than sorry...unless you've already been since posting this and are now in a Thai prison. Hate to say I told you so... Jeez, what are the stereotypes for a Thai prison anyway? Do humiliating punishments include sex with a non-tranny?

Having my biggest hit this early in the year feels odd, like premature ejaculation or something =/ Also, lol @ all the teams now on 18 points

Socialism relies on private financial interests to generate the tax revenue for public industries. Stop feeding uncomfortable truths to a community full of lefties you like-whore! (oh wait you're just saying socialism should be replaced with full-on communism but whatever, it vaguely looks like you "admitted" something so I'm happy)

I found this delightful pic of Mao Ze-Dung, only weeks before he finally died in 1976 after about 3 heart attacks. He also had Parkinson's. Ever seen anyone else look as bad as this?

Whatever that means. Whichever one you thought was most shocking or "meaningful"....... or just the person who died that you liked best, whatever. I decided to include the victims of the flight shot down over Ukraine but since it didn't start WW3 I won't be voting for it. However there were a lot of scientists on it. Oh and I tried to put them in a mostly chronological order but I couldn't be bothered to be too exact and if your favourite is not there I'm sorry, vote "other" and tell us.

Cor look at them knockers

Bond rating: Junk

To be fair that seemed like quite a consensus view. He didn't make the DDP drop forty. If they had been fair to me they'd have read my fucking suggestions. What are you doing up at this hour anyway dad?

Odd. Surely if they were trying to delay announcement of his death for whatever reason, that wouldn't have made its way onto the interweb. Maybe what's happened is some of those 4chan nerds that were mentioned in the "The Interpreter" story hacked his website and put that false announcement up... you know, "for the lulz".

We can't see him? (sorry) Edit to add: We can't see him.... making the end of April I guess.

My mum loved this guy, round here it's gonna be like that special time in North Korea after one of their leaders dies - for the next few days, anyone not caught looking sad enough is gonna be "for it" or summat. Mad cow......... refuse to ever read anything she likes that much, I'm volunteering to pour petrol on his corpse if he wanted cremating.

FAIL FAIL FAIL - they took Terry Pratchett off fail

So doubtless the same office conversation I'm enjoying is going on elsewhere. Sympathies for Gazza and no love for the press activities but... His journey off the rails was already underway when the phone hacking started, right? Erm, maybe, maybe not. He was already supposed to have an alcohol problem even during the mid or late 90s right? But maybe it turned a medium-sized problem into a huge one.............. If he still wants to off himself, holding his breath waiting for an apology from the therapist would probably be a good method.

I couldn't find any new news on him but just wanted to suggest maybe he can "die happy" now his arch-enemy Clarkson is about to get fired from BBC? Also found this delightful page which details the attacks on him by other prisoners

Hey, you guys are the ones who have spent a whole century and more trying to make it illegal to be posh...... check yourself before you wreck your self maybe? This is cultural not political. No-one wants to see Bertie Wooster wearing a back to front baseball cap. And on the day when ITV BBC3 Channel 4 Channel 5 Netflix HBO and BBC in a joint production make such a thing a reality, I'm sure if you and Phantom and the like show up outside their studio waving your arms and worriedly explaining "uhh no, uh I think you uh missed the point, uh it wasn't supposed to be a cultural thing, it was just supposed......." they will say "oh, right sorry!" and cease immediately or something.. I do not have a problem with people being posh. I realise that people can't help where they were born or how they were raised. What I don't like to see if privilage denying opportunity to people who may be more talented. Lady Penelope was a bloody puppet the point I was trying to make is that she does not exist in the real world and should not be made to. There again I imagine I am not the target audience and those that are will know no better. You mean like union privilege? Yeah I agree with ya there. Oh well, whatever. I could have also said "you should have thought of that before".......... that would have been the short version but I just always crack up at the image of certain "do-gooder"-type people (no offense) being surprised at the results of their own political movements A bit like the whole "We need to ban smoking cos it kills", and then 50 years later "God why are there so many old people around? Where did they all come from? Get lost you bunch of sad old coffin dodgers!" thing. Just sayin'.

Hey, you guys are the ones who have spent a whole century and more trying to make it illegal to be posh...... check yourself before you wreck your self maybe? This is cultural not political. No-one wants to see Bertie Wooster wearing a back to front baseball cap. And on the day when ITV BBC3 Channel 4 Channel 5 Netflix HBO and BBC in a joint production make such a thing a reality, I'm sure if you and Phantom and the like show up outside their studio waving your arms and worriedly explaining "uhh no, uh I think you uh missed the point, uh it wasn't supposed to be a cultural thing, it was just supposed......." they will say "oh, right sorry!" and cease immediately or something..

Jillass - a team of female pranksters/stuntwomen

Vince McMahon Sr. died of cancer. And Vince Jr. doesn't have/hasn't had cancer as far as we know. On the other side of things though, Vince Sr. wasn't a puffed-up, steroid-addled old blowhard.

What you just did was the equivalent of me linking you to an The Onion story about the Pillsbury Doughboy ODing on icing sugar. Except possibly even less funny.

5 asking yourself "wonder how the hell Alex Higgins still hasn't carked it" another 5 saying "shit, how the hell could we not see Michael Jackson was gonna cark it!"

Okay...... don't get too excited, I meant take a break. Just until either your bum-rash wears off, or the day when your wife comes on and says "I know Steve posted here, well he was diagnosed with early onset Alzheimers today, so I'm afraid..........." etc. Whichever is first.

Google is your only friend Hey Phantom, if you're so sensitive that you hate me that much, I'll leave just cos you said that if you want.

So in future when I can smell rotting fish coming round the corner I won't know whether it's you or me 'ma....