Dr. Zorders

The thing is Prince Phillip will probably be dead by November 2017. I see no reason for that statement. He still keeps himself busy, he still seems to have his marbles, and he is still physically fit for his age. Indeed, his frailties have brought on the odd hospital stay but he's still got his wits, and seems to have the focus and discipline his navy days gave him. Maybe his navy days gave him something else too? "Blast this syphilis!" BTW the Queen has already started "a transition" of duties to Charlie and announced a slowing down of her own duties. If she's feeling like being a silly old bint she'll retire one day after she beats Queen Victoria's record or something which is a really stupidly Richard Osman-like way of doing things. If she wants to be sensible she should just announce she's handing over to Charles in April or something like that.

Why dont you find a pic of one then. Warm story sis.

The poor bastard... he was once played in a film by Rhys Ifans!

Why dont you find a pic of one then.

Does anyone else like the look of Syriza? (For those of you who havent been following the news, very left-wing party in Greece who are about to win election) Anyone who tells the EU to fuck off is my new favourite.....

That's so edgy..... in 1975! Did you ever think anniversaries like this might be the first time some people have heard of the fucker. Given the average outlook/intelligence of the Mirror/Sun reader these days, I'm sure this list of 10 things you didn't know about Churchill could just as easily be Who he was When he lived Why anyone even remembers him etc. Although it all pales in comparison to this piece of demented chav hilarity (which also proves how badly Mirror wants to be a left-wing equivalent of MailOnline.)

Funeral home in Jacksonville, Arkansas in trouble with the authorities after they ran out of room in the freezer and just started stacking corpses any old place apparently... Blood and other "bodily fluids" all over the walls/floor.

Could we even contemplate such a possibility? Well...try Googling the photos of the packed streets in Leeds paying tribute to Savile their fallen king of the people. Wonder how those people feel now. To be fair if they're gormless enough to do that they can probably also forget about it really easily. I didn't have a clue. Before 2012 I thought the "suggestions" were just said as a sick joke by wacky internet types. Of course, If I'd come on the DL forums and read the hints here I would have taken them deadly seriously!

My turn to be "the stat guy" (but not really) Here's all the non-theme teams who finished with 0 hits, 0 points in 2014 1 Dead In Ohio 5 Feet And 1 To Go Aardvark's Bupa Listing Dead And Don't Know It Dead Cats Won't Play Fetch Freddie The Cat Heads In A Bag I Told You They Were Sick! I'm 85 in March and Still a Sicko! (he isn't in this year........ RIP? ) Infideath Insert Name Here Jellydead Last Train To Palookaville Melon Smashers & Melon Heads Next Must Be UZI Right? Papaoutai Temps Pearly Gates People Who Will Die Before Abe Vigoda Rotting Kanzlerin Say Hi To Uncle George Tango Uniform Tentoesup Tick Tock Today Is A Good Day To Die! Trojan Hearse When You've Gotta Go, You've Gotta Go Where's My Damn List? Wrong But Right 2014 You Ain't Seen Me, Right? ZZ Topped No offence but... hahahaha. (im only jokin I love you all especially Trojan Hearse the nutter)

He's drunk so much port it's now gonna have to be removed from his blood?

Erm, theyre not meant to be hip at all actually.Why would I 'accuse' you of listeningto something hip? lololol I actually like people from most areas of this country. I'm only pretending to use "prejudice" as a way to tell you to fuck off.

Did anyone else find it funny that there's a CEO of a major Wall Street firm named Jamie? I remember when I first saw that a few years ago I thought "wow, that shows time's moving on/I'm getting older. Aren't all those guys supposed to be called Charles and Dick, etc?" Of course events like LFN using the world's lamest picture of a "tumbleweed" to try and make fun of someone for simply attempting to restart a thread that was "cleaned up" (i.e. deleted) when no-one asked for it to be cleaned up........ and erm, every single instance in which I speak to my unbelievably daffy old ma who almost relies on me as a de-facto carer while giving me absolutely zero per cent of the standard support that kids get from their families in this country and then wonders why I'm not CEO of GoogAppleSoft yet (silly bint) remind me I'm not really old at all.... Also, veterans like you making fun of me for picking a reckless fag-smoking, pot-bellied supercar-skidding 50-something-year-old as my joker but then ending the year with 2 fucking hits, that's another one.

You've got to actually find a picture of them tumbling for a decent effect. Otherwise it just looks like a picture of you and your Norfolk pals trying to hitch a lift to the Foghat gig..... Oh and there was plenty of posts in the previous politics thread before it got inexplicably wiped. =/

Actually I just saw something online saying they might get some from Pakistan...

WE KNOW! Well maybe you lazy fuckers better put deaths in the Dead of 2015 FIRST where each and every 'celebrity' death qualifies, and this subcategory shite later. I'm not obligated to do a name search. I look in Dead of 2015. It ain't there I'm posting. SC Why do you have to be an ass? I got no problem with a death that big being also posted in the "Dead" thread but it was already being discussed here... way before you posted here......... fucknut "Don't fart outside my trailer and tell me there's a tornado comin'" as you guys might say over there....

I almost put this guy on my DDP just cos he once wrote a novel called "The Queer Captain". What is that, something halfway between Brokeback Mountain and The Caine Mutiny? anyway.. if I'd realised he was the husband of someone some people had actually heard of I might have done!

Medieval upheaval..... (yeah you can use that TMIB)

wtf? how do you get so many points for a sub? If they arent on the list of 10 then how do they....... This game is bafflin. oh well.

What happened to the Politicians Thread? We used that for talking about erm, politics... Different from the Political Frailty thread that was used for pointing out which politicians are really old/ill!

oh well, it's a hit for 7 teams on the DDP. I had no idea he had been diagnosed with cancer. Why I didn't go with my gut feeling on this I have no idea. Highly convenient exit, this. Aye, shrewd career move. The Deathrace scorers are on the case and have duly noted he died "last night" so appears to be worth 344 points. I predicted it on here should of put him on my list he was in my 30 I whittled down to 20. I didn't think they had the brazenness to do it though. Thought it would be too obvious . Who's next ? Lord mcalpine accused dead within 18 months , was he innocent maybe? The witness Paid to falsely accuse someone and retract it later to put off others making similar claims about other MP's and to make it look like a witch hunt . As MSC said Leon Brittan's death is a very convenient one , and if you had any doubts about a peado ring or the cover up going on leon's death should remove all that. I hate to tell a fellow conspiracy theorist off but.... maybe it is very convenient for someone but that doesnt necessarily mean it was "too convenient"? I mean the politicians of that era seem like a crusty old bunch to me, who've generally spent less time in a gym (or the "healthy eating" aisle of Sainsburys) than Brian Blessed. Cancer at 75 isn't too hard to believe.... little bit of a lardarse too. Well, it doesn't bother me too much either way I'd rather ignore the whole fucking nasty thing.... just sayin'

Tha'ts AWESOME he's on my Life (and Death) of Brian theme team!! SC You obviously have no idea how we feel about him here in Britainland....... (or more likely you just dont care either way lol) However given his age+weight I'm sure maybe a few have been expecting something a little like this.

And now for those who can take it, some Noam Chomsky....... (warning don't read if easily depressed) Article annoyed me at first cos he spent so much time going on about the bloody environment, I mean who gives a toss after the events of the last year, build up of big tensions around Russia and Syria, and ISIS nutters and what not? Not me anyway.

Did you know Dr Zorders is an anagram of Massive Twat? Gotta love the English language! lol And youse is "Roll, Flee, Old Onanist!" So roll off innit, flabby (probably)

Shudder to think, who will succeed him. Saudi A-Rape-Ya, hellhole of all hellholes.

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg apparently got some flak on "social media" last night for appearing to fall asleep during Obama's State of the Union speech Although personally I've always thought falling asleep at Obama's speeches was a good sign of mental wellbeing. Here's some of the other fucking Supreme Court codgers, seems like RBG is the only one who grabs the attention with that crooked-necked "ohh sonny could you be a doll and pass me those mint humbugs" look. Edit: yeah... that second pic must be from last year's or summat. Sorry I just took the images from the twitter search results.