Dr. Zorders

is this wrong of me? ("in-joke") TMIB seems to be working hard on this, hope you have a big drink of water handy or something, lol...

Hey-hey! You've got a seconder (er... of sorts) TMIB! Jean-Marie Le Pen, remember him? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/paris-attacks-jeanmarie-le-pen-says-french-terror-attacks-were-work-of-western-intelligence-9985047.html

This Norn Irish schoolboy is getting "world famous" (i.e. two million Youtube views) for his accent/dialect when a TV channel asked him about the snowy weather........ related to Paisley perhaps?

1. Nigel Farage 2. Alex Jones (American conspiracy theorist........ not the bint off The One Show) 3. Nigel Mansell 4. Tom Green 5. Edward Snowden 6. Lyndon LaRouche 7. Nicolas Cage 8. Michael van Gerwen 9. Jan de Bont 10. Daniel Parker (a.k.a. Deathray) reserve/substitute: Sir Nigel Gresley

well my grand dad died within a year or so of getting it as best I can remember.Mind you he did die of a heart attack in the end Alzheimer's is a slow disease. My gran had it for over 30 years. Towards the end she barely recognised me, she believed that my nephew was me, I was my dad, and she could barely recognise my dad although she knew his voice. Well to be fair to her in her condition... 30 years later you tend to look more like you dad than you used to By the way, can we ditch these tired Peter Falk jokes now? I mean he was diagnosed over a month ago.....

Her condition has deteriorated-she's now said to be 'fighting for her life' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2911356/Crime-writer-Ruth-Rendell-fighting-life-stroke.html She should get the Gordie Howe 'serious stroke' cure and the two can be on Dancing With the Stars next season. SC I....... don't think you're really familiar with how our NHS works, are you?

Debateable, I'll confess a certain fondness for Josco, Lardy and DDT's avatars, and Eejit's little movie never got tiresome for me either. Mass-debateable? Well you've given us so many to choose from there... No I'm sorry. S-C wins. Johnny Sauce Pants second, my Xmas avatar from last year gets the bronze. Also I guess Stayin Alive has to be in there somewhere.....

Yes I have

Sir Creep, you have the greatest avatar in the history of DL.

LOLOOLLOOLOL. Charon, I hope you wouldn't consider it "provocation" if I pointed out how fortunate for you it is that my brilliant analogy pointing out how stupid you were to post that PM also got axed in the melee. Cos I don't wanna see any more scenes at such a level of ugliness ...... or see Spade's nice thread get derailed some more. Have an aspirin innit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIVNOMqm4J4

Thanks. Or at least don't post them without expecting them to be deleted if asked....... Like I said in the now-deleted post, it's hilarious that you think I would send you that Pm while "drunk". As if something as dull as that attracts my attention when drunk. Christ on a jetski.......

Why send it in first place if you don't even read the reply......... Boy isn't all there, which is pot calling kettle, but, really.... Are you very annoyed that you think you're gonna embarrass me or something then it barely even bothers me and I flick you off my shoulder like one of those really fat, slow-flying moths? My "family" are good at that too lol, you should see my sister's face change, and watch her run off like a dog who's seen a ghost when 2 minutes into the thing she realises A. her trying to beat me in an argument is like Bernard Manning the day before he died trying to land one on Mike Tyson aged 21. and B. she had no fucking point in the first place.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn. Ban this guy and delete these posts (except this one). Twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Seriously this guy needs to be banned. Of course it's "a bit off". And obviously we know who's really been "got to" here if he feels the need to post them. lolololoololol.

You're a real moron charrers. A genuine gold-plated twazzock. Everyone was laughing at the latest posts in this thread up until yours then you fucked it up.......... Who's the real "idiot" here?

Now The Sun has him "going blind in a year" due to diabetes Scream "tabloids" if you must but I am fairly convinced his large combination of difficulties will finish off the daffy old slasher before then...

After what happened to the genius Michael Kamen I would never find any composer-conductor's death "surprising" sadly. Maybe there's something about all that flinging your arms around that isn't good for an old man... =/ Shame cause IMO the music is one of the only mildly good things about the 35-year-long train wreck that is Star Wars. Well, that and Spaceballs but that's like saying Lyclear is one of the upsides of nits.

After the death of Billie Whitelaw I've decided to tip Roy Hattersley as one of the next 1932-born-person(s) who never seems to have any particular illness or cancer, but just suddenly keels over one day.

Are you an actual, you know, human being? Possibly the forums most "robotic poster" or a human with the personality characteristics of a well used blow up doll. We are certainly attracting some high quality posters nowdays, aye. Now, there's a decent question. Could a bot post here without detection and - if so - for how long. And, how long before those of us keen on a bit of dead pooling start considering packing up and going home because we're thrashed in all competitions by specially written software? "We believe that when you create a machine to do the work of a man, you take something away from the man." - Sojef. Haha, Trekkie! In other news, tell us more about this "hypothetical" future world where we all get thrashed at deadpooling by a robot, MPFC....... I can't which is why I was asking but I'm assuming a computer programme to beat a human at dead pooling would be way easier to write than one to beat a human at chess. It would need to be able to trawl newspaper coverage of celebrities and illness/old age, vector in the relative survival chances and make some allowance for the uncertainties, like the points at which the likes of Zsa Zsa tease us about their real age and the state of their health. I'm not an expert in programming, but that's easier than the kind of programmes that people like actuaries use, right? When's your birthday, I'll get you a new sarcasm detector.....

You've got to hand it to him...

Are you an actual, you know, human being? Possibly the forums most "robotic poster" or a human with the personality characteristics of a well used blow up doll. We are certainly attracting some high quality posters nowdays, aye. Now, there's a decent question. Could a bot post here without detection and - if so - for how long. And, how long before those of us keen on a bit of dead pooling start considering packing up and going home because we're thrashed in all competitions by specially written software? "We believe that when you create a machine to do the work of a man, you take something away from the man." - Sojef. Haha, Trekkie! In other news, tell us more about this "hypothetical" future world where we all get thrashed at deadpooling by a robot, MPFC.......

I was searching Twitter for the latest speculation news and I came across this photo from 1960. Within two years of this meeting, Hemingway decided life wasn't worth living and blew his brains out. Just sayin'..........

hahahahahahahaha NP seriously. However I did skim through your DDP choices to see if you had any picks that I was hoping would be "unique" for me before not doing so. I can handle a measly typo any day of the week but not that. LFN is just being fick. Lucky cos I had a mouthful at the time and I would have billed you for a new keyboard if I'd spotted bad news. Which Cakalaki are you from anyway? Most people over here would have heard of both North and South but probably dunno what you mean by simply "The Carolinas" cos they're too busy throwing at a dartboard with GWB's face on the bullseye to put 1 and 1 together. It would be the northern one, North Carolina, but we have a summer home on the beach in South Carolina so I spend some time in each of the Carolinas. So you're rich.... or redneck rich. nice for you i guess

Welcome to the monkey house. Throwing shit down the tree is a fashionable pastime, but grooming and other bonding bahaviour is occasionally observed as well. You'll fit in nicely, but you may want to keep that pith helmet at hand for a while. regards, Hein Happy to be in the house! I can throw shit as good as the next ape so I'm looking forward to the vigorous engagement! Thanks for the welcome! Do "well used blow up dolls" wear pith helmets and which is the correct thread for asking such? There is no correct thread for taking LFN's insults too seriously.

hahahahahahahaha NP seriously. However I did skim through your DDP choices to see if you had any picks that I was hoping would be "unique" for me before not doing so. I can handle a measly typo any day of the week but not that. LFN is just being fick. Lucky cos I had a mouthful at the time and I would have billed you for a new keyboard if I'd spotted bad news. Which Cakalaki are you from anyway? Most people over here would have heard of both North and South but probably dunno what you mean by simply "The Carolinas" cos they're too busy throwing at a dartboard with GWB's face on the bullseye to put 1 and 1 together.

I'm not so sure about the 'very big turd' bit, so I would never write such a thing, but yes, by law they could. I have no idea if Dutch authorities are monitoring this forum (in case they do: goedemorgen!) but I imagine that nicking me for posting such an insult here is not their highest priority. Many years ago I was indicted for blasphemy, but the case was dropped after the public prosecuter realised that he had little to gain and much to lose in publicity if he didn't. regards, Hein Your queen is a slag. Just saying it cause I can.