Dr. Zorders

Whoops, I forgot to mention, headline pun of the year TMIB was "Burney in". Well done.

Yay! Thank you! It was fun Thanks. And I don't think so. You could takeover if you'd like. LOL. That's literally the first time I have ever enjoyed/vaguely understood horsey stuff in my life. So, um no probably not. I guess I could try and get one of the Britfucks here to do a Grand National Deadpool.

Speak for yourself, I dont have any admiration for a guy who only cares about cruelty from humans to animals but not the other way around (i.e. the cruelty from my mum to me in which our relationship was about as healthy as the one between Adam Sandler and his mum in The Waterboy but you dont see him calling her a "ghoul"........) (oh wait I forgot he's a Cath-lick so he's pro-family-misery!) Generic middle aged dog-poo-worshipper....I'd hope he goes to hell but hey he's already spent a lot of time with professional poker players so I don't see how Satan could possibly concoct anything worse. He's probably getting self-righteous too if he's reading this rant despite making gazillions just cos he happened to be in the room in Feb. 1991 when a bunch of FOX royalty contracts were signed for a show which makes fun of everything including death and poverty etc........ lololool

Didn't see it but I'll take your word for it. I am, and will be, an unlucky boy.

*picks nose and eats it*

Oh, I remember how I and others used to troll all the comic book nerds we knew (both real and online), about that! "Will Eisner died LOL!" "How's the legendary Will Eisner doing? Coming to any conventions soon?" It was fun revenge cos I most of those nerds are/were the exact same kind of people who would have made Senna jokes the day after he died (even though I was too young to enjoy F1 or know how good Senna was at the time of his death). Well the British ones are/were anyway.

Spade, your name betrays an affinity with old school country above and beyond the interest of most people. I'm guessing you and I may be the only people hereabouts to have parted with cash in return for recordings of Spade Cooley, and - by the looks of your post - you've just confirmed that neither of us has done the same for Little Jimmy Dickens. I think on a busier news week his death wouldn't have snagged BBC coverage. Yeah well what are ya gonna do. ISIS ran out of people to behead. I could tell he was fucked but decided not to put him on due to my "never fuckin heard of him so I don't care" thing that stopped me putting Wilko Johnson on last year, cos I don't like having a team that looks just like everywun elses. Even though he had the funniest new (to me) name I've heard in a long time. And lo and behold all those teams that have no such qualms in DDP are ahead already but I don't mind. Also I was gonna make a sarcastic suggestion about what ISIS should do to get more media attention but they'd probably do it for real so forget it.

I've got an old worn out mouse where the fucking left button is kind of fucked or something, it keeps clicking when I don't want it to, the unintentional double-clicking on certain things is especially bad and people who were in Guantanamo Bay need to shut up complaining until they've tried working with this thing.

Nah... lol... I was responding to your post/askin u a "sarcy" (oh no that word, only mums use that word) question.... btw please reduce your sig a bit....

Hey ES I forgot to say well done for winning, will you be staging the KDDP again this year, or thinking about it? I thought it was fun (well I would), but if you put up a better reminder (i.e. a week before instead of a day before!) you might get more entrants showing up this time.

He's no longer a crown prince… He's been on the throne for almost 10 years now. I'd say, given his history of medical problems, his age and notability, I'm surprised that he didn't make it to the list, but at least they have Rama XI of Thailand (aka Bhumibol Adulyadej). Fuckin' 'ell.... are laxatives "haram" too?

.... Puhleeeeeeease. I really like to think this competition, much like F1 10 years ago, is in pretty good shape, despite being dominated by an odious unlikable character. All this kind of "ooh, maybe this rule should be changed, ooh maybe we should give points for this or that" (like that utter shite about dates that no-one's died on yet) is the kind of bollocks you usually only see on the discussion forums of dying sports who have dwindling viewership and the die-hard fans are trying to throw all sorts of gimmicky bollocks against the wall to see what sticks. Sports like... er, y'know... F1 today. Or Mediterranean ballsack-stretching. Don't think Windsor really thought this would go anywhere....... there's nothing "wrong" about unique bonus at all. If anything should be changed its that obscure-hunting theme-teams shouldn't be able to have their "uniques" count and therefore knock proper regular teams out of having a unique. That's all I would ask for. I'm sure we will have the debate anyway cos these fings aren't up to me are they, juss sayin'........ and everyone likes Windsor or something. WINDSOR I LOVE YOU BRO LET'S DO LUNCH IF WE CAN FIND AN ABERDEEN CAFF YOU ARENT BANNED FROM

Because you forgot to put a space between it and the last word of your post?

As funny as Kevin Bishop doing an incredibly blatant rip-off of a 90s classic, in the (mostly successful, obviously) hope that his young viewership hadn't seen it? No offence but I'm guessing its certain users previous beef with one of the Brass Eye writers which stopped you getting an earful from someone or other for that massive bollock.... Doesn't bother me personally that much, cos Im not one of those that would issue (quasi-)secular fatwas, just sayin'....

That's an old picture.

Hows dis getting more attention than my James Gang thread......... which herman german the german will die first? jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeezz

Fucking hell, this is like the millionth time you've ranted on ad nauseam about Peter Sutcliffe. Build a bridge and GET OVER IT. Geez.... I'll not shut up. In fact I think I'm gonna write a musical about it

because he's an alcoholic like you )

LOL Fuckin hell, was gonna pick him after I saw him on a docco about NY, then thought "better" of it..... oh well might not get a UK obit anyway, Governor of NY isnt quite up there with Mayor.

Because he had his own brand of popping corn at one point in time and even more because he has an acting resume of some length. Included in his roles were that of Cliff Barnes on the long running serial drama Dallas. He appeared in the original run and in the more recent revamped and updated version of the show. Born the day following Bastille Day in the year of our Lord listed as 1935, Kenneth Kercheval will be a standard 80 years of age this July. On IMDB he is the only actor listed as being born in Walcottville, Indiana. More than 20 years ago he had lung cancer, fought it, had surgery to remove a lung lobe or two or maybe more, and won his battle and still lives on. Still working he has been seen in dozens upon dozens of movies and television programs over the years. Also rumored to have at times imbibed in a little to much alcohol (not sure his present drinking status), he could conceivably drive off a Cliff Will be a-waiting and a-watching. Thanks for answering my quasi-hostile 3AM drunk "I dont know who this is" posts with such levelheadedness and well-informed....ness. Or somethng. Instead of saying "Just google it" like anyone can.

He's number 13 on this year's list. Unlucky? Well he needs all the luck in the world at this stage. Can't believe here we stand on the 1st Jan 2015 and he's still "with" us. Physically anyway..... Don't have nightmares!

Now the nervous wait from TMIB as to whether he got my team on time or not. Cos emails are fuckin slow sometimes. Bet Jeremy Clarkson plows into the back of an 18-wheeler now that I demoted him from my DDP and just put him into the rest of my 50 name-list. Will post team in my sig when TMIB posts them.

Weird cos its younger than me and I'm fuckin fine.

Are you in better shape now than you were at 4 o'clock this morning? lol hahaha.... yes (p.s. why the fuck aren't quotes working? are they broken for anyone else?)

Good thing took Stan Lee off, that'll save them being lynched by a bunch of crazed James-Holmes-type comic book loonies.