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Still, that must be a credit to his skills in bed, if he made a dead woman squeal.

Are you asking us or telling us?

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I was being sarcastic when I said "the worst thing about it would be no new episodes of The New Statesman". Not sure if the people who clicked "like" on my post realised that. In fact I don't think they did at all. Well there you go, just thought I'd clarify that for freedom of information/full disclosure purposes. I thought people thought it was a rather tame satire and a bit naff, especially after it has aged a lot. But nevermind...

I think you "bet" correctly. Definitely in my case anyway.

It's going to be a non-brief history of time that you're waiting, I think. Er, I hope anyway. We'll be truly fucked when that guy goes and we're left with Brian Cox.

Yep. Deaths don't come much bigger than that, I thought he was a goner as soon as they first said heart attack. I remember it like it was..... 6 months ago. I was gonna say "yesterday" but that would be silly, I never liked him that much, and besides he owns the rights to it. He was hit by, struck by, a huge overdose, administered by a not-so-smooth criminal - but he couldn't beat it! Also, how about a couple of pics that show how we all truly remember him:

Eli Wallach is the first hit for one of my fav. teams this year, Shame Thatcher Can't Die Twice. I was hoping they would make it the whole year without a hit and it would really mean the joke was on them but nevermind. No doubt a good few other teams will be lifted off zero by this too.

Yeah well he needs to start doing whatever exercise helps your face stop looking like a massive overstewed prune or something. Cos he's really starting to have that look. (Oh wait there isn't one for that) Oh and I know I have no evidence for it but I reckon all he does "fitness"-wise is walk. I'd be amazed if he actually jogs or runs. Maybe a really light bit of swimming. That's his fitness instructor on the left. Come on, I think we all know the only reason why she's there.

I'm glad I threw Eli Wallach in to the mix ! http://www.nytimes.c...at-98.html?_r=1 Fuck off.

Everybody pay tribute to Eli by listening to a third (and only a third) of this.

Only one month and ten days after Casey Kasem!

Has Anders Breivik been punting over the border?

Yeah he must be cus we all know he's the only Swedish person. And his passion for football is well known on Deathlist.....

Yeah I know. Did she live that long whilst running an international business empire and enduring a stressful long-running criminal investigation of it...?

I don't know about his football career being "over". But it definitely proves he's a nutter as I thought ever since the first bite. You never saw Eric Cantona going back for seconds after that ban he had.

Er.... clobbered in what way? And by who...? Are you talking about that bloke from Eastenders? Anyway..... about Murdoch himself. In my opinion, he has been looking really shit the last couple of years. I think there's a strong possibility of him popping off this year or next. There seems to be a lot of bollocks where people think just because someone's a billionaire that means they are guaranteed to live to 101 or something. I think if people would look again at recent pics of him, with fresh eyes, he should be a lot more popular pick on the DDP.

It'll never catch on.

Oh ho ho another "something died!" post in this thread. Getting annoying now. Besides it's football for christ's sake. He'll probably get a slap on the wrist compared to what you would get if you did that to someone at work. Another 10 game ban or something at most.

No YES http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28008605

Neither of those places are my home.... I live somewhere in the north east of england. I am so sorry. What's there to be sorry about? Whoops when you said you lived in the North East of England I thought you wanted sympathy. Bilbo-griffin you're forgetting he's probably been there all his life, so he'll be used to it. You're just misplacing your (rightful) fears of what, er, treatment a couple of guys like us would get onto him, lulz. They don't like them "poshers"..... (i.e. anyone from south of Grimsby)

I think I've seen at least two of those as "celebrity darts-throwing guests" on old early-80s repeats of Bullseye! (And guess what, I'd never heard of them before that) Also I have already suggested Brian Sewell for 2015 in the "Ideas and possibilities" thread. He's another one of the small band of celebs who've gone on about the possibility taking a one-way trip to Switzerland (just like Michael Winner had done). Dunno if he's got anything particularly wrong with him like Winner did though.

This is wrong and horrible, how can you let her go free. I'd rather let him out and send her to jail. In fact I'd give him freedom of the city of London and a knighthood just to see that daft bint spend a couple of months in jail with a bunch of big butch lezzers.

Pics or GTFO.