Dr. Zorders

A guy moves to Tibet and joins a monastery - a really strict one, where the monks are only allowed to speak every 5 years. So anyway, he lives there and after 5 years they're all sitting there at breakfast one morning and one of the senior monks says "Does anyone have anything to say?" And the guy says "Yeah. This porridge is too lumpy." So another five years go past and the senior monk says "Does anyone have anything to say?" And the guy says "Yeah. Now the porridge is too cold". After another 5 they're all sitting there again and the senior monk says again "Does anyone have anything to say?" And the young monk says "Yeah. Now this porridge is too hot. In fact, I'm sick of this rubbish I'm leaving." "Well thank fuck for that, you've done nothing but complain since you got here!" -------------- Oh yeah also....... since they're talking about bringing back Stars In Their Eyes, how about this old classic: Did you hear about the guy who went on Stars In Their Eyes as Glenn Miller? He walked through the mist and nobody's seen him since.

No. Oh btw I'm forecasting a new Castro departure date of Aug. 13 (his birthday). If he wants to go earlier than that though, I won't complain...

Epic lulz!

Can't see anything listed to indicate. social media........... http://inagist.com/a...23996115419136/ Now all he needs is an obit and I can collect 8 points British TV obit. Just been mentioned by Ted on SKY Sports F1 HD TV at the end item on his notebook wrap up on the Austrian GP coverage. Erm....... does a subscription satellite channel count? Sorry Phantom I'm not trying to do you down or anything....

I can't even afford to hire a semi-pro............................................................................... scrabble player!

Fuck, Im sure Ive only accused you once!! If you want to get into bed with an "all round good guy" who is actually a massive cunt ( the words of another esteemed member, not mine) that's your lookout. It may pay you to to admit to being a one off orphan or summat. pmsl.....I don't know shit about him so why would I "get into bed with him"... and how am I doing that? I'm not George Michael you know. I think you're just angry that you think you're getting a "blast from the past" when you think I'm him....... and it turns out you're not. If you'd just give up the ghost and hire a hooker you could be having one though.

Haha for fuck's sake. I'm not anybody's second account.... you must have accused me of that about 5 times by now LFN. At least once you've hinted at whose it might be too. I think it must be just me and that harrymcnallywhatever guy both have senses of humour that comes from the same birth canal/adoption agency/underground pan-Asian baby-snatching network. Sorry to disappoint....

Fucking hell I didn't get out of bed for crap like this. And a quick check of Wikipedia tells me none of my other 1920s-born DDP picks are gone yet (sigh). Going back, see you guys later. Or.... not if something happens to my account by decree of Spade, lulz. P.s. (hopefully something will happen to this thread instead!)

Eh.....? Making a joking Hitler reference/finding a Nazi "connection" is trying too hard to be "edgy" is it? Thought it was standard internet sense of humour especially for British people. Why are you overworking your modest imagination into coming up with this sort of accusation when you should be resting it on a nice Sunday like this? It's lovely outside y'know! (oh wait you probably live in Poshton-Upon-the-Stabs so you don't wanna go outside if you can helps it...)

I've been reading this thread and....... No-one seems to have noticed or pointed out that Robin Tripp (name of his character in "Man About the House" and "Robin's Nest") could very easily be mis-spoken (especially if drunk) as Ribin Tropp....... See, there's a Nazi connection in everything if you look hard enough. In fact Dick was born almost exactly a year (minus a week) before a very much more famous Nazi committed suicide. Sigh, if only it he had been born a year later I could have even speculated about him being the reincarnation.....

Sorry but this one won't obit. You could say it's a......... PHANTOM pick? Oh ho-ho! Oh and I'm gonna assume not all of his cartoons in the past focused on issues as dull as whether or not Australian chokers got/get a penalty for an after-race celebration.

Fucking hell..... absolutely shocking find. I checked elsewhere on the web and it does look like this is genuinely from a few days ago. (It's actually from Wednesday I think). Take her off the list now!

No worries, worth posting a pic like that twice I think.

Whoah, he actually seriously has Alzheimer's? I thought that was just a guest being a twat. Surely this puts his comments into a new light? Only if having alzheimers is deemed a free-pass to be an offensive old bastard, in which case I can't wait until I'm old enough to claim I've got it. Got what? Alzheimer's or pubic hair?

Whoah, he actually seriously has Alzheimer's? I thought that was just a guest being a twat. Surely this puts his comments into a new light?

If only it'd been Damon fucking Albarn, can't stand that prick. Blur were rubbish, they must have had about 2 good songs....

That was posted in the Canadians thread a little while back...

Haha! Wow....... what in the name of fuck? Amazing find.

Yes, it's okay I realised I was pointing it at myself and so the heavy feedback knocked it all out of sorts.

That no make sense whatsoever...... never would have had you down as a Geordie type. either my twatdar is way off today, or you're just falsifying your location to annoy me by making me think I'm wrong.

I guess after today's events, the best "success" English DLers can now hope for is for Jaaaooaooooaaao to snuff it during this tourney. Or shortly after, w/e.

Okey doke.... was I correct when I guessed Birmingham? I'm thinking maybe that's what riled you into calling me a cunt and all that other stuff on the other thread a few days ago........ if not please do tell, I'd love to know which provincial pisshole you call home. Maybe it's Brighton? You would fit in so well there. Plenty of green Commies like you, and plenty of nutters too. And plenty of overlap between the two. I was (un?)lucky enough to spend some time there a couple of years ago. The scars, oh god the scars.....

Haha shitting bricks.... fucking hell. But seriously, if she claims she can eat that crap with no consequences, makes me feel a lot better about some of the junk food I eat. Okay..... all the junk food I eat.

It's funny. Deathray seems to be literally the only non-UKIP supporter in the entire fucking country who is excited about the concept of democracy (and who believes voting for something can do wonders) at the moment..... everyone else is just like "Fuck off, can't be arsed!"

Er........ this woman http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2663674/The-woman-eats-BRICKS-28-year-old-picks-away-bedroom-wall-satisfy-cravings.html