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Or communicating to his wife "can you please legally change my name to Mickey Schiavomacher?"

Funny thing about that (which I assume you won't like) is it's pretty much the only thing he's "famous" for in America amongst the general movie-watching public, (perhaps there a few hipster types over there who have watched Blackadder and pretended to get the humour just for the sake of seeming "sophisticated" and European). I saw TMZ used it as their lead - "Drop Dead Fred star dead" or something, and then it said "oh, and he was also a in a few successful sitcoms in the UK" lolz, would you not like that........ Also I'm disappointed no-one asked me why it was Tony Blair's fault, 'cause I was actually serious, it is ultimately but I'm not gonna tell yer you'll have to figure it out for yourself it's not thaaat hard or convoluted anything.

Since she's pretty much the No.1 "icon" or pet of the Deathlist at the moment, I thought I would just post a few pics of what the old bat looks like these days, just to remind ourselves (and any newcomers) what we're actually dealing with here. (Warning: Gross) This one is from 2011: Here she is doing an even better Wacko Jacko impression than Leigh Francis - i.e. looking like she could fly out of the wheelchair any second, if so much as a fucking 7mph breeze decided to blow. Year unknown. And this last one has to go in spoiler tags cause it might make you jump, a bit scary this one. Ooh christ. Nasty. Almost defies description.

1. Whichever person starts said thread.

With the demise of Francis "Captain Scarlet" Matthews yesterday and Casey "Shaggy" Kasem today, the same could be said for voice actors... Speaking of which, the last time I looked the legendary Ken Nordine (b. 1920) was still breathing. it is literally the case that most people are still alive. There are more people alive in the world today than have lived and died in t he whole of human history! I think that's the case anyway I think it's the case that you need to cram your QI box-set up a place where even Stephen Fry's charm can't penetrate.

This Hartstein guy's gonna look like a right prick, if he does recover.... seriously.

If she goes shouldn't be included in the 27 club on general principle, the rest of the gang were truly outstanding musicians she's just a frauding whinger who got lucky. Though the 27 Club is totally unofficial and it's wiki page has a few other nonentities who just happened to get shot or unlucky health wise at the given age. Did Fat Pat, Freaky Tah or Trumpet player Richard Turner produce work of such lasting merit we should still celebrate their genius? I have no fucking idea who Fat Pat is, it sounds more like a Viz character!

Bunch of bollocks. That is the DL equivalent of AV. Which presumably caused you to have a mini-riot in your suburb of Birmingham when it didn't pass!

I'm sorry about the horrible accident where you lost your sight. And sense of smell. And hearing. And.......... etc. When was it?

I see you carried on the thing that I initiated about making the names of the voters visible on these polls. Good stuff Raymond.

Your mum definitely does!

http://www.allaccess...0-host-voiceove Also being reported here. RIP.

86 according to Wikipedia/imdb I could have sworn he used to also play Captain Black but Wikipedia tells me I'm wrong. (Used to love that fucking show, dunno about anyone else.)

Er, no-one got it....... lol. I think I was trying to cram too much pun/gag into one name or something, I dunno. Or a bit obscure I guess.

Do you remember during the floods, those nice chappies from Halibut Aid who came to the rescue of people who'd had their homes wrecked? Well they're gonna have some new competitors next time. Sikh Help.

I hope this isn't considered unhelpful or off-topic but I just found this exclusive picture of charon.

Nope? Okay don't then. That would mean charon wins or sumething, so forget it.

Come on ban me or suspend me you pussies!

So it's really good then.

Btw I was mildly drunk when I challenged that poster to a fight (as you might have guessed). And you take all sorts of silly shit personally when drunk. Just sayin'.......................... Maybe that's a problem with electronic communication. You can actually see a record of what was said at midnight and 4am.

Some good points here. Would I be right in thinking that King did live in the States for a time? If this was the case, Id venture that there would be complaints in the offing from there too. Tip of the iceberg mebbee? Yeah he's theorising some mind-boggling figures there. If true he would have to be dubbed King of the Pedos....

Do they do "suspensions" here? Like, I mean a temporary ban? Go on, an admin should do one of those on me for like a month or something. I dare you - come on, it's by (not-that-)popular demand! I've got stuff I need to be working on that I keep getting distracted from by this website and other internet shit anyway.

Whatever you say........ I never started any unpleasantness........ charon did.... and I get the flak just because I actually tell him to fuck off.... I guess that's cos you all think he's some kind of jolly highland guru who can make a potentially life-saving campfire out of nothing but two dead beetles. When all he can set on fire is the local verbal-sexual-harassment crime statistics.

I always was a fan of the odd fella. I know. Me too. Let's form a self-help group about it. I don't feel like taking on the whole post because you seem fairly well disposed to me despite everything you've said and besides this big beef's not really between me and you is it? All I will say is....... Why is there a plural there? Can you find any other post where I said "oh that person made a mistake messing with me!" No, ya can't.... facts are important....... words are important........ whether you put an S on the end of them is often very very important....... I don't go around thinking I'm a "big badass" or whatever. But if someone like DDT fucks around with me I don't take it lying down And also This is completely fuckin' wrong. The reason I flew off the handle at DDT is because what he did was wrong and what he said about me was wrong. When did I ever question his right to say what he thinks of me? You seem to be assuming just because I don't like him saying wrong stuff about me, that means I'm somehow trying to question his right to complain about me? He has all the right in the world, just as I have the right to point out how fuckin' wrong he was. I'm not questioning his freedom to talk bollocks at all! Just his right to say it without a reaction which seems to be a hallowed and cherished "right" in the minds of a lot of "moderators" (on the internet and in real life).

Why don't you do a search for old Banshees Scream posts, that always amuses me.