Dr. Zorders

LOL....... wut? oh by the way Bibs, Bibby, The Bibster..... (whichever one you find least offensive) I'd start thinking of a "member title" to put just underneath your name like I've just done, cos when you get to 1,500 posts it rather rudely starts suggesting that you need to get a life!

Please stop guys, it gives me a headache just looking at this thread from the relative safety of the topic list! Stooooooooop

I was gonna post that earlier but couldn't be arsed to search for the correct thread. Can't tell if this involves health reasons...... cos I can't be arsed to wade through the bloody articles....... anyway I was thinking about listing him next year, he looks like sheeyit.

looks like hit no 3 could finally be on the way... Yes. I agree, we will hit no 3 this year.

Didn't know it was technically possible to like your own posts. Suddenly, 462 makes sense. I've got a nice yoghurt drink for you here:

95 is quite a common age to die. It's almost as if there's an invisible 'age barrier' beyond which even the healthiest old people cannot pass.Note that the likes of Nelson Mandela , Ernest Borgnine and Joan Fontaine have all died at 95 despite seeming to be healthy and active beforehand. Also it looks like Billy Graham will die any day now, again at 95! Spooky eh! You really think so, Guessed_Guessed? We were all saying that back in Decemberish.

I've just been diagnosed with Lord McAlpine syndrome. It's a raspy-Tory condition.

Holy fuck. I think I vaguely remember seeing that one at the time....... however, despite it being old it just made me PMSL..... Oh, and yes "dear" Deathray, there are often stories from years ago that top the "most read" chart on the Beeb's website. Because what happens you see is, er... people find them from time to time and....... then link to them on forums (ahem) and everyone clicks them and shares them on Fecesbook etc, and that's how the old stories get another "day in the sun". Many more in fact, some of them, in fact some of them are on there so often it's downright tedious.

Lady Mary Soames, last surviving child of Winston Churchill, dies aged 91. Wow. Who knew Churchill still had kids on this planet? (probably quite a few peeps here actually but nevermind) http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27655894

That's our Philly! I agree he should be good for putting in little silver boxes to be sold to fat 23-39 year old women for spreading on crackers by the end of the year. I had him down for summer but he still looks a bit too sturdy for that... they must have also spent the winter pumping him full of hormones extracted from pedigree German Shepherds.

There's no shame in being beaten to it by someone smarter and better than you. That has been pointed out to me before, on a few million occasions , and oh, it must suck to be you reading that back in your mind a few times till it compredohs. No, you've gone again....... (unintentional Partridge quote).

There's no shame in being beaten to it by someone smarter and better than you.

Aw, (s)he doesn't seem to have any more. It was just a drive-by-guesting..... and then gone.

Er yeah actually the Rosie O'Donnell gag was too funny for you, should have realised that. This is funny.

Hi charon.

I remember the famous sex tape of her that was filmed with a night-vision camera. It was called "Porn is Green".

LOL... oh no. How old was the PC? Up until just a few days, maybe a week and a half after I signed up to this forum last year, I was still using one from 2006...

Hmm. Well, I don't know what the ultimate sandwich is. But I know the ultimate shit sandwich is the idea of having to listen to the fucking ITV commentary team.... Especially Clive Fucking Tyldesley, the world's worst bag of toss. He's like a fucking really annoying little cockroach who crawls in your ear for 90 minutes and lays some particularly gross eggs.

Hahaha......... Yes. It has to be, just look at the dates-difference. 10 years, which is what you would probably get for this if DL had a magistrate.

King of Singer. Are you saying there's a thread for Bryan Singer's Elvis-impersonator brother?

P-p-p-p-p-page breaker! Whoopsie, lol. I'm gonna pay for that aren't I.

We seriously need a separate thread for rock stars. I will make one soon when I can be arsed. People like Deryk Whibley are a lot different from most of the pop singers mentioned here. And they tend to lead more dodgy lifestyles. And personally I like hearing about rock stars a lot more than I like hearing about the latter type and I'm sure others do as well so I shouldn't have to click this to find news about rockers and such like, only to find posts about Someeuropeanwoman McOncewasoneurovisionorsomethingdoyourememberhertheonewiththetasslesandnowshe'sdeadandshedoesn'tevenhaveaproperqualifyingobittocomfortherassheliestherestaringattheroofofthecoffinlol. (p.s. not trying to diss anyone who is into those people, just saying..... they're different.)

No it's about 40 more dead peeps, before they realise it can't be done, because it's an impossible battle against the forces of boredom.

oh yeah oops. I neglected to search whether he had his own thread... a mod should probably move my post.

No How can you be sure - maybe if one of the opposing players unwittingly walks on the pitch with some small remnants of a delicious and irresistable relish that was in his pre-match sandwich smeared on his forearm.....