Dr. Zorders

Yeah she's always putting the photo in the wrong way up.

Actually I watched it with friends, and one of them said moments after it happened "A brilliant career, all those goals, everything he's achieved, and now this is all he'll be remembered for." Or words to that effect. People still remember Cantona for being a brilliant player despite his kung-fu antics. So maybe Zidane wasn't all that brilliant anyway.

Yeah there was. I think he could have walked there by now! In fact I would volunteer to carry the oxygen tank for him just to shut him up.

Well Clive, just hop on a train to Manchester and hang out in Canal Street for a couple of hours, it's almost the same. As for him "saying goodbye"....... aren't we coming up to about the two-year anniversary of him first melodramatically saying "I'm dying"? And he's still here. Talk about the boy who cried "dingo".

I think there's a good chance of it too. Perhaps a bunch of those Brazilian protesters (who aren't very happy about how much money has been spent on hosting the World Cup while they all wallow in slums) will kick his zimmer frame away from under his feet, causing him to lose balance and some of his bribe money to fall out of his overloaded pockets, which he will then slip on and roll down a massive bank into one of the many filthy lakes they have in Sao Paulo.

I'm not sure if you're trying to mock Deathlist, or reassure us that you're going to "do something" to him at this lunch meeting. Clarity can be really helpful you know.

I see. I'm not a real doctor either so I guess we're all lying in some way.

That's annoying. For me, Of Mice and Men was one of the novels that contained the precious little entertainment that English classes ever provided - mainly because it featured a retard, I guess.....

Pleasure. Tell me.... are you drunk when finalising your DDP choices? Or do you sober up just for that important few minutes?

What's Germany's highest-grossing vegetable?

Yeah, it's a Bank Holiday here in the UK for all you dirty forei... er, I mean international DLers. That means a Monday off, that's why I thought it was Sunday. *facepalm*

I'm sorry, I apologise for that last joke, that was extra shitty. In fact, with this being a dull Sunday evening in Great Britain and that being my lame attempt to make it amusing, it felt like something out of Top Gear. (and the Top Gear guys did actually get intro trouble for making jokes about Mexicans not very long ago, and none of them were even funny). If I'm going to make more "racist" jokes in the future I promise they'll be at least mildly amusing ones.

Article translation: AY AY AY, TOO A MANY TACO BELLS!

Welcome. Since you're a new member I'll wait until later to laugh about Wilko Johnson and Helen Fawkes. Oh wait, oops.

How do you get 400,000 Lib Dems on one European Parliament seat?

http://www.latimes.com/local/obituaries/la-me-herb-jeffries-20140526-story.html#page=1 Black singer and actor Herb Jeffries dies aged 100. Apparently he was the "only black cowboy" during the classic Hollywood era. Looks like Stan Lee after 2 weeks in Magaluf.

Maaan, ain't nobody care 'bout that Dom DeLuise-lookin' motherfucker! Tell us when fatboy himself is in trouble.

Whoa, we have a Ivy League graduate in our midst now! Yes, Farrakhan is an old crank but I think he might have 3-4 years left before he has to quit. If he does.

Oh. Exciting one then. He looks like a hybrid of Clive Everton and Jabba the Hutt.

Who's Brian Taylor?

Yeah, damn you'd think they'd somehow overtaken the Lib Dems as the third-most popular party in Britain or something..... As for the Greens they might be more palatable to TV viewers if they'd just.......... no wait, why am I gonna say that? Anyway, I heard a funny "Freudian" slip (for lack of a better term) from Caroline Lucas the other night on Newsnight, who was speaking from a remote studio, when she was talking about the subject of fracking in the UK , usually Snoozenight puts me to sleep in an instant but for once this was faintly interesting. I just caught something she said which made me laugh out loud - they were talking about whether fracking in the UK would ease energy prices, and the very last line she said before they handed back to Grant Shapps (or some other generic Tory twat I've got him mixed up with), it was "No, even the most ardent supporters of fracking admit it wouldn't actually make a difference to energy prices. It's obvious that if you want higher energy prices you have go down the renewables route." I'm fairly sure she meant to say lower......... I wonder if she realised what she said....... but we couldn't see her face they were just showing Shapps and Paxo.

Now now.......... (and by that I mean, yes, now, let's do it now) No, this is a setback or something....... actually I'll let them make their own excuses. But there's still lots of quality names on there. Remember everyone in October last year thought we were destined to end up with only 8 or 9 or something.

1997 will be next. Why do all the guests launch a flurry of posts when we get big news like this, thinking their opinions are important? They're like the flies at a family barbecue!

Excuse me a minute, just gonna print out all my 2014 and 2015 lists just so I can take them out the back and melodramatically rip them up out of anger.