Magere Hein

You could always just cremate her, best wait til after she's dead though. Why wait? regards, Hein

It seems to me that's because of the smoking they do to get that rough edge on their voice. Of course drinking a bottle of whisky a day helps too, which may explain Shaffy's esophageal cancer. regards, Hein

Oi! regards, Hein

A fine 3.5 kg (7 lb, 11 oz) lass will be born 13 March, I guess. She may well be called Mary. regards, Hein

According to the website of Belgian paper La Libre Belgian Prince Alexander died today. Edit to add: an English report can be found here. I didn't even know he was born. regards, Hein

They Shoot Horses, Don't They? - Racing Cars regards, Hein

Today 21 years ago Dutch chess grandmaster and author (and namesake) Hein Donner (6 July 1927 – 27 November 1988) died. regards, Hein

At least they're doing Un-American things, I'd say. regards, Hein

Without much notice Dutch drummer Pim Koopman died 23 November 2009. regards, Hein

Polanski has been granted bail, but will stay in jail pending a possible appeal against the ruling. regards, Hein

That's no excuse, is it? I always thought that being a twat was a full-time occupation. regards, Hein

Prehaps even:BANG! Perhaps even:BANG! Those are the worst. regards, Hein

If we're to believe NME it was a cardiac arrest. Gods, he's also crap at dying. regards, Hein

Prehaps even: BANG! regards, Hein (niet bang)

Never heard of this chap before, but it appears former cosmonaut Konstantin Feoktistov has died aged 83. regards, Hein

Her death was widely reported in Dutch media, but since she has no entry in the ever reliable Wikipedia I didn't think it was useful to mention it here. I have no idea why she should look familiar to non-Dutch. She wasn't exactly a major actress. I didn't quite like her looks. She always looked like she could break in tears any moment. Perhaps the most remarkable fact about her demise was that it was a case of euthanasia, according to the equally trustworthy Telegraaf. regards, Hein

May West, August 17, 1893 – November 22, 1980 regards, Hein

Former mayor of São Paulo, Brazil, Celso Pitta died November 20, 2009 from cancer, at 63. May this serve as an inspiriation for our favourite Brazilian candidate. regards, Hein

Hello. Yes, you've won. The prize is a Mercedes Benz Car Tyre Valve Cap. regards, Hein

Well, they certainly form a pretty pair: Considering that ugly people are, from necessity, in the majority, this was to be expected. regards, Hein

Yeah, it looks like Van Rompuy'll get the job. I'm pissed off that Dutch PM Balkenende did a bit too much artful dodging. I think that the Dutch deserve to get rid of that twat. There is a problem with the Belgian, though. Nobody can pronounce his name but the Belgians and the Dutch. Oh, and the French with a bit of coaching. regards, Hein

Wouldn't even look bad in a novel. regards, Hein

Niels Bohr 7 October 1885 – 18 November 1962 regards, Hein

A good enough reason for me, though I wouldn't mind seeing the old bint dead. Oh, and welcome to DeathList, stpeter. regards, Hein

Dead. regards, Hein