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He sat during his performance and unmasking when he was on the US version of Masked Singer last year

Putting Beyoncé at #2? I’ve been saying it for years, it’s about time she made the list

I should probably say that’s all, but I’m gonna say a huge prospect will die on December 31 for the third year in a row. Jimmy.

TCM always does it near-perfect. The In Memoriams the Oscars do are garbage

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar has fallen and broken his hip

New pic. I don’t know if I’ve seen any celebrity’s gaunt appearance make them more unrecognizable

This is precisely why you should turn in the keys to the jet ski when you turn 100

That makes the blurbs they do on Stiffs look witty

Fell off the stage at a Q&A. Seems like he’ll be fine, but might be worth keeping an eye on

December 19

Bob Precht, a producer on the Ed Sullivan Show (who was also Sullivan’s son-in-law), has died

Gotta go for Jimmy Carter. And I bet it will be today, since it’s the 5th anniversary of Bush 41’s death. Presidents having the same death anniversary is way more common than you would think

For me, replace Kissinger and MacGowan with Derek Chauvin and Tara Reid

You could tell me he’s dead in this picture, and I’d believe you

He can serve one more term. I say he goes for it!

Here he is

Ok the ambulance assumption was silly, I’ll admit. But I just saw him. He looks terrible. I give him a month, tops

I’m watching live now. Waiting for him to show up Edit: There’s ambulances outside the church. I might be looking into this too much, but could something be happening?

Is expected to attend Rosalynn’s funeral

Really? We’re still doing this? Okay.

Replace Rosalynn with Henry Kissinger. And for my hew sub, I’d like Shane McGowan

Dead

Well, her husband has ruined the concept of hospice care for me, so who knows how long this will last

I predict a Christmas Day death. We’re overdue for a singer of a popular Christmas song to die on Christmas again (a la Dean Martin, Eartha Kitt, and George Michael)

We will see how long this lasts. Smoking weed is his whole persona. I can see withdrawals happening