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Daniel Boone actor, singer, and tomahawk master (If you know, you know) Ed Ames has died at 95

I’m torn on the reliability of this, but they’re saying he is in ICU, on life support

Yep, this looking like a month, tops

Former St. Louis Cardinal, as well as their long-time announcer, Mike Shannon, has died at 83

This article is from 2018

Yeah he looks okay. I’d almost say he’s got a few years left

Gonna keep going with Jimmy Carter until he’s gone

Richard Lewis had announced he has been battling Parkinson’s for the past two years

Patty Andrews was in hospice for at least a year, but it wasn’t really common knowledge

Alrighty I’m gonna say May 3

He might have been poisoned

Maybe it’s a trend of the President going overseas, and an ex-President dies (Yes, I’m well-aware it’s silly to look for trends like that)

Norman Steinberg, best known for work on Blazing Saddles and My Favorite Year, has died

Aaron Sorkin has revealed he suffered a very serious stroke this past November

I also just wondered if this could be another Steve Allen situation. He got into a minor car accident that didn’t seem like much, and then he had a fatal heart attack later that night

His car caught on fire in 2013

Tekashi 6ix9ine has been hospitalized after being severely beaten in prison

Looks like Shaq had hip surgery

He is certainly big enough to be the hospital

Zsa Zsa two years before her death

Johnny Carson a few weeks before his death

Yesterday, they posted this, which is the exact same background and font as his hospice announcement. That really messed with my emotions

I am livid that Gilbert Gottfried wasn’t included

There are some reports that Jerry Samuels, aka Napoleon XIV, best known for the novelty hit “They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Ha” has died. No article yet, but people close to him are reporting it on Facebook and Twitter

After numerous attempts to get a humorous account of his funeral, I finally got this: It was a somber day in Plains, Georgia as friends, family, and dignitaries gathered to mourn the passing of former President Jimmy Carter. The service was held at the Maranatha Baptist Church, the same church where Carter has been a member for over 70 years. As the mourners took their seats, a hush fell over the room. Suddenly, the doors burst open and in walked a man wearing a peanut costume. The man ran down the aisle, throwing peanuts at the crowd. The peanut thrower was quickly subdued by security, but not before he yelled out, "Jimmy loved peanuts! He wouldn't have wanted us to be sad!" The incident set a light-hearted tone for the rest of the service, with several speakers sharing funny stories about Carter's love of peanuts and his quirky sense of humor. As the service drew to a close, the pallbearers lifted Carter's casket and began to make their way outside to the burial site. Suddenly, the casket slipped and fell to the ground, causing a collective gasp from the mourners. Just as everyone thought the worst had happened, Carter's hand shot out of the casket and gave a thumbs up. It turned out that Carter had arranged for a secret compartment in the casket to play one final joke on his loved ones. The mourners couldn't help but laugh and smile, knowing that even in death, Jimmy Carter was still making them laugh. As they laid him to rest, they knew that the world had lost a great man, but his legacy would live on forever.