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Chief Justice Rehnquist, U.S. Supreme Court. Looks like a very strong contender indeed, given his age, stress and thyroid cancer.

Thinking Fidel Castro might be a contender...

I think the publicist's use of the phrase "flat-out wrong" was a bit ill-advised in this instance.

So we're agreed that Heaven can Kuwait?

GOOD DAY, SIR.

Everyone is a genius on LSD, Trevor. That's part of its charm.

Just deliberate spelling errors ("putossss"), probably to avoid the filter back home. Multilingual filter avoidance, there's a skill set to make your old mother proud.

Richard Butler Wonder if they'll wear formal white sheets at the funeral?

Can you clarify, please? Do you consider it an outrage that he quit playing at the peak of his career, or that you got short odds on his demise?

Scabies hardly seems worth mentioning, stacked up with the rest.

Poor lass is suffering from an irony deficiency. Must be the water.

Out of the danger field, eh?

"Suddenly" is usually indicative of an accident or foul play.

Only those special idiots who were born in the United States have a shot at becoming the US President.

If things go right I'll be there for a week. If things don't go right I'll be there for an hour and a half.

Considering he was just detained for scuffling in the streets of New York, I'd say he's doing pretty well.

Not sure, let's send little Timmy in to check his pulse.

All I know is, if I were a rock star it'd be fans like Clover who would drive me to drink. Don't you find it just a little... presumptuous... to go around calling her child by a pet name as if you were a favored family friend? Gives me chills. Do you send her personal items, as well?

"Here lies Solzhenitsyn and the coffin his soul fits in."

Er....?

I'm going to steal this, hope that's all right.

Rick James, Super Dead at 56. "Natural causes", probably not helped much by years of cocaine abuse.

If the ground be fertile, let the planting begin.

Careful, don't lose your hat.

A flash in the pan, as it were.