Brinsworth House Baiter

I really hope you are right Bou, It will give me an excuse to watch it without scsi complaining , he is threatening to disable the TV for the next 3 months, I'll have to rely on you for updates I'm pretty sure he's bluffing...unless he's one of those men who profess that they are not into football, like my brother-in-law for example.

I've had women say that about me. Heart breaking. I would have said bite me. Lick the floors I walk on. Nobody should put you down like that. Unless you've paid them to do so. I understand that this happens, most notably of course in the world of politics, but I would rather spend my hard earned on Guinness. Besides, Mrs BHB puts me down for free.

You're all wrong. Brian Little was the best ever player, so there. I'm glad I was able to sort that out for you all. Up the Villa!

This has got to be the man himself, hasn't it, doing a bit of 'Wearside Jack'? As legendary as Tempus might be, I find it difficult to believe that a mere guest would be prompted to go to such poetic lengths...

I deleted the post and censored the web address in your quote. It was spam. DL Management have a standing policy of killing spam on sight. It's in the Unwritten Rules somewhere. regards, Hein Fair play! I should think so! I was just about to donate n'all...

Oh, bollocks.

Hang on, what happened to the post just before mine? (At least I managed to quote the charity) I'll do my bit, but what's going on? Is the Grim Reaper actually Paul? What?

Is this actually Paul? If it is, then I would like to say on behalf of the Death List Forum...fair play to you and we hope you beat your current struggle. If it's any comfort, my wife had cancer and we had a beautiful little girl a few months ago. If it is you, I'm guessing from the cheeky guest name, keep going mate...no-one wants you on a list any time soon.

Without agreeing or disagreeing, who would you put in first place? Clapton Blackmore.

What bullshit, Pete Doherty hasn't got any talent , if there even is any in the music buesness today. His stupidity and drug busts are what brought his name to fame. Cobain isn't a first place canidate either. Though he could strum a guitar.. Not wishing to sound beligerent, you understand, Miss/Mister Banshees, but have you ever listened to any of this 'good' man's music? Cobain could strum a guitar? My god, you're trying to provoke me, aren't you? Put down that sponge! Well Brinsworth House Baiter, first of all, and this really pisses me off, - I'm a mister Always have been. If I provoked anyone concerning my comment on Cobain I appoligise. I meant it almost in a sacastic way - as if to say - He was truely great! Though never first. Erm...sorry, mister, in italics(can never trust then to work, although it seems you're a dab hand) Erm... I did say I wasn't trying to be beligerant... Yeah, I kinda got that you were going with the whole sacastic (sic) thing with your comment about Cobain. So, getting back on topic, (phew), have you ever listened to any of that guy of whom you think: Just a question...

What bullshit, Pete Doherty hasn't got any talent , if there even is any in the music buesness today. His stupidity and drug busts are what brought his name to fame. Cobain isn't a first place canidate either. Though he could strum a guitar.. Not wishing to sound beligerent, you understand, Miss/Mister Banshees, but have you ever listened to any of this 'good' man's music? Cobain could strum a guitar? My god, you're trying to provoke me, aren't you? Put down that sponge!

Now, that demands respect! Space Hoppers all round!

A BBC poll is currently giving 96.33% to 3.67% on a Is Pete Doherty...? A rock hero or A 'worn-out addict' question. No guesses what way the 96% is leaning. Yeah, right. God bless the BBC, eh? Bastards who wait wait 3 days before reporting the Deputy PM's shagging shenanigans.... I'd rather believe Iain's Wiki reported non-deaths than the F*****g BBC...

We'll know which one he is when he grabs a knife and stabs all the other contestants to death. Just to save the rest of us from our yearly ordeal/addiction. I predict a fatty nation due to that Kit Kat gold ticket thing. My God, I find myself agreeing with you, Marjorie! Damn Rowntrees or whomever it is that is manufacturing these chocolatey, unhealthy things that might have tempted our Tempus. Good job CH.4 didn't give them away in Bisto packets, otherwise we might of lost our dear Godot as well...

I can imagine that the daugther of a manufacturer of photo equipment, films and chemicals and such has some strange ideas about cooking. Anyway, she's dead now. I wonder if nowadays the McCartneys serve such goodies as Leg of Lamb. regards, Hein It's this kind of stuff that keeps me addicted to the DL. If I have to start sleeping in the spare bed, I'll blame the Dutch Death Lister...but I'll still be smiling.

I read this yesterday, thought about it all afternoon, re-read it in the evening and thought about it some more. Had a restless night, thought about it again in between dreamscaped orgies with the female cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Woke up this morning, read it yet again and thought some more, but have reached only one conclusion- it's far too deep for me.

I wanna have a go! 1. Californication- Red Hot Chili Peppers 2. Come Together- Primal Scream 3. The Only Time- Nine Inch Nails 4. Whole Lotta Rosie- AC/DC 5. What Became Of The Likely Lads- The Libertines 6. I Guess The Lord Must Be In New York City- Harry Nilsson 7. American Trilogy- Elvis Presley 8. Ball and Biscuit- The White Stripes 9.Free Bird- Lynryrd Skynrd 10. Mr. Bojangles- Sammy Davis Jr. On the subs bench I'll have a bit of Sex Pistols, Rod Stewart, Nirvana and Tom Petty.

Phantom wrote: Bill Oddie's Guide To Safely Seeking Birds Nests In Trees? It's a shame he never reached it... There's a lesson for all of us in there...somewhere...possibly.

Phantom wrote: And there was me thinking that you were exceptionally tall for a moment... Wouldn't it be great if there was such a thing as a Professor of Pornology? I think I could be quite eminent in such a field, especially in its history since the late seventies. 'And now, ladies and gentleman, will you please rise (gnuk, gnuk) for Professor Brinsworth, the world's most leading pornologist!' I'd be dedicated n'all. At a stroke I would probably win a Nobel Prize for my practical studies. Sorry, I'll get my (lab)coat...

Nice touch by The Sun today, I thought, sporting a pic of Keef on the front page wearing a tee-shirt saying 'Too Tough To Die.' Let's hope so, eh? The man's a legend and after all his excesses I think it'd be a shame for him to shuffle off his mortal coil as a result of falling out of a tree looking for bird's nests. Not exactly rock n' roll hedonism is it?

Thanks, TLC. I was totally unaware of this, erm, achievement until you drew my attention to it, so I haven't prepared a speech I'm afraid, but one thought does immediately spring to mind: No Werther's Originals for me then?

Should that not read 'in arm bands at the time?'

I've had women say that about me. But, seriously, has anyone got a copy of Dickie's This is Your Life? I'd love to see it, and it would probably show if he had any relatives who died young, etc. Or perhaps this is just a shameless bump... Nothing wrong with a shameless bump where Dick is concerned. Oh, and a belated 'Happy Birthday' for the seventh, Mister O' Sullivan.

Read David Baddiel's 'Time For Bed' over the weekend and I have to say it was a hilarious read. I don't find the bloke funny at all usually, either with Newman or Skinner and his losing weight column in the Mail magazine is such a sell-out, but this was the second book of his I'd read and he's as funny as a cat and curtains. If any of you Death Listers are insomniacs then go read it today as his take on sleep disorders is particularly amusing. Last night I read Ben Elton's 'Popcorn'. Another guy who has always failed to amuse me, either in stand-up or his sitcoms, but again, I think his novels are brilliant. It's a splendid satire on how television rules our lives and how serial killers can claim their 15 minutes as easily as a reality television contestant. An excellent book, although I must admit I did find myself wondering how many times Elton watched 'Natural Born Killers' before writing it. I also wondered whether Quentin Tarantino has ever read it and thought to himself, 'hmmm', there but for the grace of God....?

Godot wrote: The Indians who man the phones for LloydsTSB certainly haven't, which is why I now have Internet banking. Perhaps there is a method in their madness.