Brinsworth House Baiter

He obviously does not get it. He has already been given enough breaks. I can understand the Met and the judge wanting him off the scene. He has had so much publicity and is seen as getting away with openly breaking the law simply because of his celebrity. If there is any danger of this pillock being taken as a role model by anyone then let's hope he is removed from public view until he is thoroughly sorted out. Father... is that really you... after all these years?

Lol... if I had a Richard O' Sullivan autograph I wouldn't need a social life... I'd frame it, stick it on the mantle piece & lovingly gaze at it whilst listening to the theme tune from Robin's Nest over & over again... except when I'm polishing it of course...

Not so! Click on the link & scroll down to see what Dicky O's doing in Feb... Dicky's Comeback

What, permanently? That's a handy weapon- where can I get a copy? here............. Palance at Footlight.com and even here........ at counterpoint.com or if all else fails here......... last.fm/music etc. etc, Jesus, what an album cover... I think I might get a copy, discard the record & use the cover to make a mask. No f****r's gonna mess with me while I'm wearing that!

Do you really think CBB's target audience are capable of such irony? I actually watched the final last night for a laugh & it was provided (& then some) by the sight of Barrymore coming out of the house as runner up. You'd have thought the luvvie had won an oscar, the way he was blubbing & thumbs-upping the crowd. Judging by the crowd's reaction though, it would seem that he's been forgiven-if he was guilty of anything else than having some quality gear at a party in the first place. So, let that be a lesson to you if anyone ends up face down in your pool this summer. F**k off to New Zealand for a couple of years & then get yourself in the Big Brother House, whereupon you can shout & bully defenceless little tarts, prance about dressed as Adolf & practice having a breakdown in the diary room. Before you know it...everything will be awwight at the back!

I like this idea of a Death List programme... The interviewer grilling the silhouetted figures of TF, Windsor & Bou- infilled with clips of ranting relatives of Dicky O & Clive Dunn. I hope the Beeb do it- I'd love to see Bou taking on Paxman...

Yeah, okay, but at the end of the day, who exactly is he hurting, apart from himself? At the end of the day, I have a sneaking suspicion that the Metropolitan's finest are queuing up to nick him, purely because he's a celebrity. Let's face it, if they bothered non-famous people on the grounds of 'looking dishevelled' I'd constantly be on remand. Coppers love nicking someone famous, in the hope of getting their smarmy mugs in the paper. For example, the legions of old bill who swooped on Pete Townsend's pad to lift a few computers or the entire force currently drawing straws for the opportunity of meeting Kate Moss at the airport when she decides to come home. I think there's a genuine case for saying that our Pete is being persecuted, but then again, if you are going to cram your motor or person with illegal substances in the clear knowledge of this, then how much sympathy can you have? As for those who've bought Babyshambles tickets in the meantime & may miss out due to any incarceration, well, what can you say? Only fools would part with their hard earned to see someone as currently unreliable as Doherty, so they deserve all they get.

I must admit that I don't know the Libertines' albums. I did see Babyshambles at Later recently. They were rubbish. regards, Hein And you resisted the urge to assault Jools Holland? Tres commendable, bud.

I'll have to pull you up on that, Mary! Dicky was in Carry On Teacher & I defy you to tell me that the Carry On's were relentlessly dire & only appealed to the mentally challenged & terminally unambitious? Terminally unambitious? I'll wager you hear those two words quite frequently, being a Carlisle United fan? Goes back to the point I have made in this thread several times. Richard has been in good films, T.V. shows etc. But where has he himself ever been any good? Well, presumably there were all those times when he was upstaging Tony Blackburn...

That's Gilles Duceppe, leader of the Bloc Quebecois. I forget exactly why I chose him to be my avatar... I think it had something to do with me hating the Bloc Quebecois and wanting to propegate some wishful thinking. Thank you. I was still none the wiser as to he was, so I looked him up & am a little bit wiser. Also found this... I think it's meant to be funny, but I don't speak Canadian... let me know if it tickled your funny bone or not. That Funny Looking Bloke From Canadian Paul's Avatar In A Bottle

What, permanently? That's a handy weapon- where can I get a copy?

I've just downloaded their CD this afternoon, so I shall be interested to see if all the hype is warranted later. I know I'm going to get shot down in flames for this, but I do think Doherty is an immense talent- it's just a shame that the skag's taken over the music in his list of personal priorities. To be honest, the Babyshambles album was a massive disappointment, which was probably to be expected given his chaotic lifestyle at the time of recording, but I personally rate the two Libertines albums among the best in my collection. Their second, self-titled, album in particular is exceptional. Everyone's entitled to their own opinions & the world is a far richer place for it, but I do get dogged off with these people (especially the press) who slag the man off when it's obvious they've never sat down & listened one of his albums in his life. Okay, so he's a crackhead with a small penis, but he is/was a class songwriter. I shall now retreat behind the barricades & await the charge....

I dunno, MC, it's the healthiest I've ever seen our Clive look. Well, seeing as it seems to be the current done thing to change your avatar more frequently than your undercrackers, I've decided to change mine. As you can see, I'm still having a dark month...I might perk up a little bit towards the spring...then again I might not...

Yes, it was all just a hoax. I'm certainly not *the authority* on these matters. Had you stopped to think that maybe I AM that lollipop man? No presents for you this year, BHB, I know you've been a naughty boy. If you are then it's great news, as that lollipop man inexplicably disappeared in 1991 whilst on holiday in Florida. He was last seen boarding a light aircraft with a big sack of presents, believed to be destined for under privileged kids in in the Dominican Republic.... It's great you're still with us, as I remember those times sat on your lap, begging for a chopper* with a tear in my eye. *Copyright Raleigh Bicycles.

Real or not, that is the funniest f*****g thing I've read in ages... I've only just stopped crying. Thank you for bringing that into my life...nice one.

I think the second part of your screen name might provide enough clue as to your gender for most of us here, Paul. BTW, I've been meaning to ask (no doubt I'm going to show my ignorance to all now), but who is that odd looking geezer in your current avatar? Is he a Canadian Conservative?

Oh bud, you had me fooled. I was so impressed by your incredible knowledge & was about to say so, but when I copied your post to quote...I saw all the URL's that you had obviously copied & pasted. It seems that the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle remains, but more importantly, Star Crossed, my illusions of your scientific superiority are shattered. I haven't felt this bad since my father told me Father Christmas was really our lollipop man.

There's more! Proof that Dicky O approves of this forum! Richard Condones, Nay, Even Encourages Communication! BTW, Himler, your caption under Dickie O & Tessa Wyatt's pic is excellent.

I just had to have a go! I was quite pleased with number 2... form an orderly queue, laydeez... But my elation dimmed somewhat with number 10... Brinsworth House Baiter P.S. I really wanna know what Bou did to get banned from Disneyland until the sixties & her avatar photo looks good for her age, don'cha think?

And my last post does not make any sense, now I have read TF's post properly. Whoops, nearly made an arse of myself there!

As Dickie O' isn't a business enterprise he hardly needs dot com. I think you'll find he or his representatives do own richardosullivan.co.uk, This is a dormant domain. Rather like Dickie's career. Um, the site address is richardosullivan.(dot)com And it doesn't look dormant to me, seeing as there's a January 2006 calendar on there. Then again, what do I know? I'm a Sun reader on benefits.

Once, long ago, I had a Richard O'Sullivan hairstyle. At that time I had a 25 minute walk in the depths of Aberdeen's winter to get the bus to work. By the time I got on the bus, my newly-washed dark brown locks were frozen solid and grey with frost. I'm confused. Did you have a hairstyle like Richard O' Sullivan or a hairstyle by Richard O' Sullivan? My confusion lies in that Richard O'Sullivan's hair salon is in Essex, which is a fair distance from an Aberdeen bus stop, yet you made it in 25 minutes. However, after reading Banshee's posts on the Bermuda Triangle thread, I am beginning to see how that might be possible.... which is worrying me...

There's no stopping him now he's thrown away his wheelchair! Dicky O's 2006 European Tour

News Alert! Dicky O' Not In Brinsworth House Alert! How has this evaded us for so long? It's Richard O' Sullivan dot.com- seriously!

If you put Tessa Wyatt into Alta Vista's image search, this comes up, which I thought was rather unkind- until I read the accompanying words & realised why. Horse's Heads